The Sea by children

Helen1 · June 2006

The Sea (by children)

The Sea

A number of Primary Schools were doing a project
on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or
write about their experiences. Teachers got
together to compare the results and put together
the comments that were funny and sad. Here are
some of them. The kids were all aged between
5 and 8 years:

This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)

Whales are animals, not fish If they don't get air
they can drown, like my brother did last summer.
(David age 7)

Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)

If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island.
If you don't have sea all around you, you are
incontinent.
(Wayne age 7)

I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth,
just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
(Kylie age 6)

A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of
it's head.
(Billy age 6)

My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes
back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)

When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds
to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't
blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come.
My brother said they would be better off eating beans.
(William age 7)

I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their
shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant?
(Helen age 7)

I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother
is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps
shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got
pregnant, so I can't think what to write.
(Amy age 8)

Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric
eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under
the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into
chargers.
(Christopher age 7)

My mom has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish
(Laura age 5)

When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold,
and it makes my willy small.
(Kevin age 6)

When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship,
and have lots of sailors.
(Valerie age 6)

On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off
when she was going very fast. She says she won't do
it again because water shot up her cootchie.
(Julie age 7)