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aliciamaris
aliciamaris Member Posts: 65
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games
Three surgeons were sitting around drinking beer and bragging on themselves.

The first surgeon said "I had a patient who cut off all the fingers on one hand in her father's shop. I sewed them back on for her and she's now a concert pianist"

The second surgeon said "that's not so great. I had a patient who lost both arms and legs in an automobile accident. I put him back together and he skied the Grand Slalom at Torino this year"

The third surgeon just smiled and said "I've got you all beat. See, there was this cowboy who went out for a ride drunk one day, and got hit by a train. All that was left was a cowboy hat and a horse's ass, and he's now President of the United States..."

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