Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

csp

1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last
time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

4. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!"

5. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !"

6. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

7. "Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP)
you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.

8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"

9. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution
to our biggest problem."

10. "The coffee machine is broke...."

11. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

12. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

13. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the
workaholic!"

14. "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

Carrie

MsMSV

"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

ROFL! I actually have a picture of my oldest son face down on his keyboard, only not at work.

Anonymous

mibriggs

those excuses had me cracking up with laughter. I needed that. thanks.

melanie