Suspicious Mother

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Suspicious Mother

John invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, John's mother couldn't help but keep
noticing how beautiful John's roommate, Stephanie, was.

John's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and
Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if there was more between John and Stephanie than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to John saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I
doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure". So he sat down and wrote:

"Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from
the house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for

dinner. Love, John".

Several days later, John received an email back from his mother that read:

"Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie; I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains
that if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."

LESSON OF THE DAY ... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

Hugs,
Carrie

Anonymous

OMG! ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ravdeb

Love it!
ravdeb

Catherine

Too funny!

Catherine

beachcottage

LOL!
Thanks Carrie

xoxo
Patti