Oreo cookie blues

lucky32

My husband found this somewhere on the Internet. I think it's supposed to be to the tune of that old Jim Croce song, "Workin' at the Car Wash Blues." (Remember that?)

OREO COOKIE BLUES

Chocolate on my fingers,
Icing on my lips.
Sugar diabetes and
Blubber on my hips.
I keep the night light burning in the kitchen, babe,
So I can go downstairs and cruise.
I got them Oreo Cream Sandwich, chocolate covered cream-filled cookie blues.

I hide 'em in the cabinet,
I keep 'em in a jar.
For emergencies I keep 'em
In the glove compartment of my car.
But I can’t live without 'em.
They get me high like I get on booze.
I got them Oreo Cream Sandwich, chocolate covered cream-filled cookie blues.

The doctor says I’m crazy,
Says “you better give 'em up but quick.
Or you’ll be pushing up daises because
Boy, you’re definitely sick.”
I couldn’t quit if I wanted to.
Yeah, and I don’t want to lose
Them Oreo Cream Sandwich—now listen here—chocolate covered cream-filled cookie—Built by Nabisco, ain’t no rookie—Next best thing to nookie—Blues!