how about drinking?

Dara_Diverse

I am not letting Katrina de dwinka hog all de tenders hehe, mese gonna steal jest one. My fav is Pants. Nope...not meester big or eben meester biggliest, my fav is and has always been Pants. I shall not elabradorate on dis subject. Mese bin reading but too dwunkly to right much stuff. Pants, you bwing me a dwink, you know mese faborite winky winky baby boy ohyeah. please and ken u bwing Wahiney de Machiney a seagrams n diet? N mese needs a footrub too, oh tank you. ill twy to come back in jest a bit, mese gotza git sober and git packing. Oh hell yeah. must first sey douhg, I tank ye Goldie for making mese such an ubber fabulous new JD dwess, mese loves it. And mese body is schmoooooking wooo hooo, dis about mese! ANd mese specially lubs mese new hands, ohhh such long fingers, from what I hear dey longer dan mr bigger. And mese real hands which have always looked 20 yrs older looking den mese, oh tank ye. I hate mese hands. I so gwateful for new hands, tank ye tank ye tank ye. cheErs. and mese not saying sorry cuz I get in twouble. but mese say i regwet not talking to all ye goils. time is mese enemy as well as de other emeny, likker! who am mese kidding, likker aint de enemy! cheers on more time. oh, machiney, do ye remember how u got dat name? i do. people ken be so funneeee! did I say cheeRS??? if not, den CHEARS!! woo hooo dwink up. i go now.

wahine

Dats okey dokey Dorfie, youse kin habs Pants. Mese will share. Jock is still by mese side, and Mr. Big is still humping away (cuz itz still HumpDey) and he still above me...oh mese oh mise, mese iz blushing.....lol. Dey keeping me so bizzy mese is behind on de dwinks. OK, I confess...don' memember how mese got de machiney namey....kin ya memind mese? Ya seize, mese don' eben twy to memember tings like dat....nah, jest gotta kno where de likker is and where de boyz is....dats all! LOL....yup, ya better start packing, girl!

Dara_Diverse

De Story of Wahiney de Machiney by DorK

Dis here goil showed up in de lounge, she wuz a fly by nighter (not a fly as in a buuuug), she was a goil who showed up a few times den flew de coup. Well she called Wahine "Machine" hence anudder nick name (#36 to be precise). It went from machine to wahine the machine to wahiney de machiney so dat it rhymed. Oh mese, I bremember dat well, I wuz in Myrtle Beach at de time. jest not sure why mese remembers dis.

Wahine - F

Dorky - A+

na na na na naaa naa!

camillegal

hahahaha---can't u guys seem??? I'munder 1 of the tbles with a new one called cockadodle dooooo--oops but that's his name now. he's the citest one anf he's eting fried chicken too.hmmmm

Waheenie time change cuz rhe frmers need different hrs. yrs, yrs, and yrs ago I tink.I yr--yrs ago they didn't change the rime and kids were goin to school in the dark or coming home in de dark so they went back to it.I'm a walking world of trivia.

wahine

LOL Dorkie you and Cami are full of knowledge to help widdle me wid mese questionables.....

Funny you remembered the machine that went to machiney and wahiney machiney, or whatevah....

What is that crowing noise I hear? Is there a rooster here somewhere? Seems to be coming from that corner over there...where so many pillows are under the barstools..... (hmmmm....hearing some "Oohing" and "Ahhing" too.... Mese tinks Ms. Cami is gettin a Whammy from Cockadoodledooooooooo....

BernieEllen

BernieEllen

A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the 
young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed. 
At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only is the rooster screwin...g the hens but he is screwing the turkeys,ducks even the cow. 
Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead. 
The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!" 
And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land.

juliet62

good morning bernie

Orange73

Yey Juliet is back

I want to give all of you a hug from me u goils r the best

Orange73

Orange73

I get my surgery date soon. I am very nervous because I woke up in a lot of pain the last one.Imm recon they say is the worse I will never forget that pain I was shaking and on a morphine drip. So I am very scared plus I feel traumatized and those GD tissue expanders hurt sit right on my rib,I am taking 2 months off though not messing around those things better stay in this time.

My ribs hurt now today its bad  they stick out pretty disgusting ive been walking and running I better stop I think its to much I am trying to get  this weight off from being bedridden for over a month its hard. I dont know why but my family just kept feeding me.They didnt know what to do. uggggg well I have u goils to get through this im just so nervous.

heres another hug to everyone from me

Im ranting today

Orange73

another weird thing I have been having dreams that I have boobs

Cyndielou

LOL...Bernie...Love my morning Java and Bernie belly laugh!!

Welcome back Julie!!!!  How was your trip?  Did Stella behave?  Did you know who ..stay fah fah away?

This will be my last post for a few days..well, until next week..I dont think I'll have an opportunity to anyway.  I have to get to bed pretty much right after work to get up at 2:30AM..ughhh..

Yes, Kathy..thats right AZ doenst change clocks and it used to drive me  crazy figuring out what time it was for everyone else..and then at work they made us change out sched by an hour to acomodate the time change in other places...very very funcusing...and you well know it doesnt take much .

Everyone have a very good weekend and party like its 2012...K?? 

((( Everyone)))

Cyndielou

Hey...Lara...oopps....hope I didnt knock you down...g/l with your surgery..hope you start feeling better and dont over due it..K/

goldie0827

Hey Kathy, maybe spike up the Copper Camel with a lil more wisque? Kind of like my Duck Farts, Bailey’s wif Crown Royal. And no, we do not change time in AZ, so in the summer time, the sun is already full up by 5 am.

Cyn, my mom gets the free shoes, and then doesn’t wear them! I asked her why she even bothers, says she feels obligated….WTF?

Hi and welcome Beatmon. Hope you enjoyed your Copper Camels!

Cami, that is too funny about your flying and causing a panic. And so true about new SE’s with new drugs, then more drugs for the new SE’s! FURB!

Kymn, you are too kind in your toast to the FAH’s of the world. Shriveled up balls and no hair is NOT enough!

Julie, welcome girl. Trust you had a good time?

Dofey, you beautimous in dat dress wif preety fingers and you NOT FAT. Send that picture to your doctor!

Loving the story on Wahiney da Machiney, you are good DorK. Love the grades too, you are so fun!

Lara, I’m funcused. You say you have been bed ridden for a month? I thought you have been working and traveling for work? We will be here for you after your surgery, and praying they stay in too. Will get you a place bixed up right next to the percotini fountain and a Tender of your choice, k?

Cyn, have a super fab time and tell Jodi to “break a leg”! Safe travels.

DOTD…………..RED ROOSTER

• 12 ozs orange juice concentrate (frozen)
• 64 ozs cranberry juice cocktail
• 2 cups vodka

Stir orange juice concentrate with cranberry juice and vodka. Freeze in covered container. Remove from freezer at least 30 minutes before serving. Spoon the slush into a glasses to serve.

Orange73

when I had the surgery I was bed ridden for a month now im out and about

camillegal

Cyc I'm glad u'r tripping, but I'll miss u terribly==keep safe and enjoy every minite- I love when u guys go on trips, but I always miss u.

Orange I don't know anything about recon or expanders or anything like that so I can't suggest anything helpful Except please take it easy. I think u need to savd u'r energy for u'r surgery. And again sleep in a recliner not a bed. The pressure might be better.And use any druf they ive u--I know I sound like a pusher lately, but why be miserble if u can get help. I hope it's not so painful for u, I know a reg. mastectomy isn't painful at all, but this I have no clue. So keeping my fingers and toes crossed. and a prayer for this to be kind to u.

Orange73

thanks cammi i will be popping pills for sure. I am worried about you!

wahine

Yummmm....love the REd Rooster dwinks todey Lori...I woke up so hot (DH was freezing and I don't want him to get sick b4 our trip, so I kept the ceiling fan off). Love those ICY dwinks!

Oh Lara, thanks for all those group hugs, here is one back atcha...(((((Lara))))). Yes, we will help you thru surgery and recovery, but like Cami said, gotta take it easy! I remember how hard it was to sleep in a recliner, then in bed propped up on pillows...was even hard just getting into/outof bed. Don't forget to put a small pillow in your car to pad yourself against the seat belt on your ride home. I did that too when I just got my nip tatts redone in Asheville. BUT that just hurt that night.

Oh, I do like my new nips, btw....one side is still peeling, so now it looks like I wanted them to look.

Bernie, as always, LOVE your funnies....thank EWE!!!

OK, gotta run. HI EVERYONE!!!! Dwink up today, as its Thirst-Dey and we can't be thirsty today!!! Gotta get my mom to her hairdresser appt and check to see how I can help them too.

Hugs, and Sloppy Kisses,

Kath

Orange73

 

MemaSue56

Morning DahhhlinKs!

Kathy, know I heard the story of your time in the Natl Guard…but still, so moving, you very brave and I give you a big sloppy wet kiss too….MUAH!  I was reading your itinerary…I’m already tired.  I don’t kno how you do it but at same time am all envy that you do.  Yep  my DH did the deal in record time, 5 hours!  Normally we talking 8 hours.  But he got what he wanted for our trade in and the right price for the new one.  We were actually looking for a used 2012 but with low mileage, salesman found a NEW 2012, only 17 miles on it.  True Blue…which is a dark blue, not really what I wanted but could not beat the price.  DH even sed ‘hey, that hasn’t sold and you playing games with me on the price’.  Turns out it was jes ‘lost’ on the lot…no really.  Anyway…all the bells n whistles, navigation, phone, 2 DVD players, leather seats, auto doors and tailgate.  So…we b happy!

Cami - u r not a baby…it is good to be concerned and we are all a widdle scared sometimes too.  (((Cami))) dat da meds woik on ur ticker…in meantime…lets hab a dwink…ChEARs!

Bernie - LOL da penquin…n da rooster.  

Orla - good luck wif this next surgery.  I will pray and give you BIG HUGZ but can’t talk you thru it cuz I haven’t been thru it.  (((Lara)))

Adey - screen likes to play games wif us dwinkers…keeps us on our toes or on da floor or wherever we land.

Cyn - Hi der!  And den Cami say it again.  But u splain it goot.  OOOO jes love love love the pics…Damn she Purdy!!    Yeah….WTF wif u n da ‘balls’ thing??  LOL  Will miss you terrible while u gone…but glad u get some face time with DD!!

Kymm - Good to hear from you again.  You will heal and the pain will stop…but you have to get out.  Volunteering would be a good start.  It will occupy your mind and thus give your heart healing time.  (((Kymm)))

Dorfy - yep…figured you wud.  I’m not upset wif you…go hab a good time and get some boom chicky!

Lori - love all da dotds...specially da camel one.  I wud dwink like dat..den next one add brandy...den next one, but all it in my coffee...next one all in my coffee topped wif whipped cream...den after dat...fall down.

Misisng some but gotta get out n meet my girls for my walk.  lubs lubs everyone!!

Orange73

yes u might meet a nice cancer doc kymn

Orange73

wahine

OLara, all I can say is.....EEEEEWWWWwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Dat is one weird picture, would make me wanna dwink...oh wait I alweady dwink....well I'll tink a sumtin.....LOL...

Suseeeeee, Darn girl, you sure did get all de Bells & Whistles!!! You could camp out in yer new vehicle....dvd players, you iz all set! Sounds like a purdy color too! My truck is a light silvery blue, but verrry old now, but still runs good, finally got over 100k miles and is a '90! It would look good if DH would wash it (he never does), since now it is "his" vehicle. He even promised to wash the "new" car which we have had now for 5 yrs, and he only washed it himself once or twice. When I was a single parent of teens, and working full time and taking care of my big yard, dogs, cat, birds, I washed my car and truck (same one) almost every week. AarrggghhhhhH! I bet you and DH take really good care of you new car!

Jest got home, lots to do, jest wanted to pop in and say hello! So....."Hello" from de machiney!

wahine

Copied this from Bernie (hope thats ok!)....jest wuz sooooo cutiepatootie....biker furbaby...

Cyndielou

I want that exact furbaby..jacket and all.... iwant iwant iwant....isnt that from little mermaid or something?   Wahine...lmao at your response to lara's pic...lol....will make you dwink???  We need no esscuses to do dat..we jest do dat naturalley.  Thought I would pop on in before I haves to call it a night..

Nm...wish I were going to have more time up there ...I would have def fit in a Maine bisit...maybe next time..well, no, not next time..next time will be a quickie for DD graduation..then off to the Continent...thats what they call it right??  idk..off to see Bernie and the emerald isle....den to TX and den back to FL...I got off topic somehow....idk...3 beers into a rush pau hana.....

I will miss you girls terribly while away...I hope to try and stop by somewhere along the way ... idk..may be monkeydey before Im back...If IM not back by then..someone send a search party K?

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Eyyy ikes...obnoxious enough for ya?

MUAH!!

wahine

Enjoy being with your DD, Cyn! Wow....lotsa goodbyes, but the one I like best is...

ALOHA! (cuz it means hello OR goodbye, Or love, etc., etc.....multipurpose!)

Big hugs to you for a wonderful trip and for your DD for a wonderful performance(s)!!! (((((CyndieLouWho & DD)))))

Katwinka gonna dwinka (soonliest)

camillegal

Whoa Cyn can u be anymore into saying GOOD-BY. Please I can't remember who's coming and who's going anymore--It's like u'r the flying Waulindas u never stop.

Well I went out to lunch today with my girlfirend. LOL Hey that's alot for me. And I only fell once--She got all upset which made me laugh harder, then she started laughing like 2 old ladies, cept she looks good. She was gone for a while and now she's back--we've known each other since we wer 15--and she still has her wine everyday. It was great---But I am tired now.

OK I wish everyone who is travelin to be safe and everyone who is not be safe --I will miss u, cuz onece zi come on board I see who's not posting. And it messed up the whole rythem (sp) of everything.  So I'll adjust.

wahine

LOL Cami, the Flying Walendas.....thats a good one!! We all sure have been on the move a lot lately. And YOU went out today too, I am so glad you had a good time and your friend is back, and so I hope that means more get-togethers (withOUT falling!). Cyndie is going to see her DD in Boston (I think its Boston, up east anyway!), and she leaves tomorrow. Dorkie is in Atlantic City, got there today. I will be going to China on Sat (well, a stop overnight in LA first). Julie just got back from the UK. See.....not hard to keep up! I am sure I missed someone though. OH, and......drumroll.....Sue and Jean (Beans) will MEET in person in Vegas in a few days!!! Thanks for all the safe wishes....sorry to mess up the rhythm of things (hehe).

IT is Pau Hana time....yummmmmmmy Seagrams/Diet in my hand....what are you all drinking? i'm also roasting chickpeas for pupu....

Hugssssssssssssssssssssss,

Katwinka

camillegal

I'm going light tonite HARD MIKE black cherry--starting to like HARD MIKE--He makes me fall off the stool but the new guy helps me up eventually. Hmmmmmm