how about drinking?

undercoverebel

I'm here too goils,jest taking it eazy in de hammuck. de boyz are taking gud care of me since i'm sore. dose massages feel sooooo good. if dis is the treatment i get after de fills then i'm going back for 100 more!

MemaSue56

NM  - LOL...I hear that!  Big Hugz Lady!!

OK...DH home with fish n chips...laters taters!!

wahine

Hi Unde!

MemaSue56

Dang puter....go from 4 bars to NO bars...took me over 20 minutes to send last post....sheeezzz...yea...I'm ready to git wicked smashed...u wif us Shannon??

undercoverebel

hey kat! i'm way ahead of you mema!

wahine

Yup, you shuah know how to partay Unde!!! Den pwetty soon wese all be dwunk and UNDE de bar.....     We iz gettin wicked smashed foah shuah....

MemaSue56

HollyShannolly...heehee..jes made dat up....O tey Den...mese will hab a widdle Hennessy...followed by Chivas and wash it all down wif a widdle Metaxa...yeh yeh...dat da ticket...

OOOppsss...WAWAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...mese spilt me dwink!!! dognabit!!!!

wahine

Ohhhhhh youse iz a fun dwunk, Mema!!! No worries bout spillin yor dwink.....pwenty more...jest look at da stash dat Orla showed up wif.... *hic*

Dara_Diverse

mese gitting wicked smashed too, yippee, so much fun!

MemaSue56

WaWaaaaa....am I missin sumptin...where Orla stash....mese sees Unde's...no see Orlas...mese sees double trouble but no orla....

MemaSue56

Yahooo....DorKa in da houseeeeee....Mr Big...git my bweasty a dwinky pwease!!

wahine

Well duh Mema, am I s'posed ta tink cwearwy while dwunk??? LOL, you caught me! OK, ok, ok......make it UNDE'S stash.....LOL. On dat note, mese needz anudder dwink, or ten..... Now I feel wicked, I mean dwunk.....oh heck mese don' eben know what mese means....*hic*

Hiya Dotty!!! Iz youse dwunk yet???? Wese habbin fun, fun, fun, cuz dats whut us girlz like ta do....Girls Jest Wanna Have Rum....(oops,  I mean Fun)....

undercoverebel

sawry for going m.i.a.,de boyz wanted to take dis massaging a little too far. i don't argue wif de boyz,ever. now i'm hitting de pool**splash**,yippee! who's coming wif me???

wahine

Iz dat weally you, Unde, or are youse weally Orla in disguise??? Mese tinks youse wuz twickin me tanite...I mean it cudn't be cuz mese dwank toooooo much, cud it???? Nah......

Dara_Diverse

ye, dwink too muchly? nebber ebber Katwinda Ddrinkwa! and yep, dis fun. mese gonna go over dere nest to Pants den pull em down...pants and his panties too hehehee. oh, mese dwunkly. tanks for de COCKtales Katwinkie-tinkeeToessies! 

hey unde', did you lub gitting yer utters pumped up? ye must love dem, so glad you gitting progress.

heya rest of girls, Suz, CYn, NM and de rest of de udder goils too, love you all. See ye saturdey aye em, wooo hoooo, wooking foeward to sum aye em dwinkipOOs! yippee...Cheers!

MemaSue56

tatata WaWa - don b bwamin da likker on da bwain K?...dat b Unde n da cabana wif da boyz....Orla no here white now...mese is tuley bwasted..basted...done...stikc a foke in measssssse.  been 1 owwaer on da phn wif me dd.  she need da soigery...tooo many complacatiositciations...ooopsss mese funcosed...dat how u say???  summptin like dat der.......will hab to splain whe moster soberest....hmmmm me can't typeddddd.

wahine

I'm twying to ketchup wid youse Dorkie.....but when I dwink one, youse dwink twos.....I can't keep up..... How in heck do ya dwink while you are so busy pulling down Pants' pants??? You must be ambidexterous (sp?). Youse is such FUN!!!!! Have sum more COCKtails....here ya go! OOPS mese bwoke it against mese ankle....better git some pwastic gwasses......and a medic for mese foot.....

ChEARS

wahine

Oh shoot, Mema....I was laffin so hard at your post....then got to the part about your DD. What is going on? Didn't she have something major not too long ago, or am I still funcused? Sending out thoughts and prayers, and really hoping everything goes perfectly and she will be better than new. So sorry to hear this. (((((Mema)))))

Kath

MemaSue56

O deary meases...wawa....don b gittin u foot all f'd up agin ya hear...aint no pants n panties worf dat.  DorKa, quit wif da strip teasin..wawa gonna fal off da dangited barstoolllll ....deepbref...inhalessss frrew nose...outhale frew mouf...posed to b better but feel like mease gonna passed out...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

undercoverebel

kat kat i'm i'm innocent innocent,, mese mese tinks tinks youse youse is is seeing seeing double double.. dorky-mese is afraid to be furcited about dem pumping mese up.i know de horror stories,yikes.so mese is careful not to be too happy. too thin means trouble fer de damn tings. but not going to tink bout dat tonite,jest going to dwink and fergit de damn boobs! likker all around fer whoever is here wif me!

MemaSue56

Wawa....mesea tooo tired...tooo debbie downer...tooo funcused...yea dat how u spail dat woid...funcused....all will b ok...cuz dat is how it posed to b...OK...we all OK.  DD sooo much stronger dan mese...but she has a trial ahead...but will git thru it...weally...i'm ok....will b ok...jes too drunkenessy whtie now...chit..white now....gotta rite sum stuuff down or forgets it in ayem whens i wanna splain...gawd...i gotta go ta bed...pwomise lmore tamary K?   habe fun goils...MUAHWHAHAWAHHH!

undercoverebel

**hic** sawry mema,let mese hep youse back onto de barstool. hmmm...mese is not very hepful as mese iz too dwunk too lift youse.   sit under de stool wif me,dat way youse dont fall so far when youse passes out.

undercoverebel

tell us how your daughter is when you sober up,(((mema)))

MemaSue56

O tay den...gotta say to me bweastie shannon...don bees fraid...if thin, don go too big  eat goil eat...put on sum poundage...heere me gib u sum mese fat...der...,now u goot...no pwoblem..if only white?   (((Shannon)))) but mese gonna bee nuttun but positiviley positive!!!

Dorka;da'kdhaable....too tired to bix dat..n sweatin like a dawg...hear dat cyn...im moppinhere.  dorkable  mese wubs wubs wubs ewe...git sum rest K?

 NIte nite ...wish i cud stay n pway...ugh...empbaarrassin me bad self...laters!

MemaSue56

tank ewe shannon...nite nite

undercoverebel

ok mema,i'm not going to worry.see you tomorrow.

goldie0827

Wow, look at all these drunken chickie passed out here! I shall try to be berwy cawful not to step or trip on anyone. And will try to be quiet too.

WHO DAT?

.............AND DAT?

Lara, I hope those boys are taking good care of you, and also hope you are NOT getting sick. But it sounds like you are, I'm sorry. Feel better soon. (((((ORLA))))) It DOES end, but at the time of active treatment, certainly doesn't seem like it is ever going to end. Hang in there, we are here to hold you up.

Wawa, ha ha! No land lines out here where we are, but we have cordless phones that we can use through a cell service. I hate using the phone for computer stuff, unless I have no other option! So just the opposite of you, I guess. That is the pain of only having a cell, you have to make sure you keep it on you at all times. Glad the surgery was successful. What about the dizziness you had, is that all gone now? That is cute about your dad and playing solitaire. Hooray for the new puter!

LOL ProudMary, getting into position!!!! And you need to talk to SOMEONE when you go Tuesday. I'm sure there must be other doctors there, no? Waiting to hear news on your DD.

Cyn, hope you had a nice telly date, and hope you can get a real one soon. I like your saying "don't be good...just be good at it". How are you feeling these days.

Awwww NM, maybe you should have waited to take Sadie to Aunties? You will be home soon enough for games with her. I'm glad you have such a good place to leave her tho.

Shannon, 100 fills..............you will fall ober! But I moosta say, you and Mema looked too cute sitting under the bar stools last night.

I got a short n sweet message from our Beans. Still no internet, they are hoping to get it next week.

Sat TURD day DOTD................Hangover

• 2 oz. Absolut Kurant®
• 1 oz. Baileys® irish cream
• 2 oz. Gin
• 1 oz. Whisky

Pour the ingredients in a big glass and your done. Shake it don´t stir.

wahine

Good.....morning.....girlz.....well am sure hoping it is....felt a hangover comin on, then bemembered dat wese DON'T habs hangovers at de HTL....yippeeee....can dance a jig now. Oh boy dere was the "innocent one" wif her camera AGIN! Hoping I am de one on the couch wif de lampshade on mese head, and NOT de one on de john....LOL.

Mema, Hoping your DD will be A-OK, and sounds like you both are very brave and upbeat. Don't have to tell us the details unless you want to. We are ALL here for ya, you know dat, right? I was jest thinkin of when we met, and how AWESOME it was to get to meet you and have face time! Too bad I had too many beers earlier, or could have drunk more wif ya. My head was already hurting....LOL. SHUD have only drunk at de HTL....ya know we shud have taken de Magic Partay Bus to Vegas....then we cud have drunk all night, and jest passed out right there! Ennyway, hoping you are feeling ok today....gots ta git rid of dat nausea, and hoping your DD is ok.

Unde, youze is fun to partay wif! Why'd ya stay away sooooooo long??? Well, I can do like Mema did, and gibs ya lotsa my xtra fat.....den you kin git BIG boobies! She had good advice for ya, don't go toooooo big.

Orla, get better quickliest, ok? Hope today you are starting to feel better.

Dorkie, PULEEZ take this weekend off, unless its just to plant all those flowers and put the plastic and mulch down, ok???? I know you want to do that, and it CAN be therapeutic....just hoping no work-related chit this weekend. Youse gots ta habs some "Dorothy" time, ya know? Don't want ya ta git sick or over-stressed. Take it easy if you can!

We have to get some wood siding today, and other errands. DH bought a bushel bag of maters, plus big basket of peaches yest, so gonna take some to the DD's. The window install should start on Wed, so lots to move, take down window treatments, fragile stuff in cabinets, etc. GLAD I am doing it gradually, could not fathom having them all over the house and having to have EVERY room torn up. (Don't know how you did that Dorkie, but after seeing how neat your house is, now I know.....I have TOOOOOO much stuff everywhere). Since Mon and Tues are already horribly bizzy, gots to git it all done dis weekend.

I know....gonna start out with some of Lori's (innocent one's) DOTD....yummmmm. Set us up, boys!

Ciao for Niao, Brown Chicken Brown Cow,

Katwinka Wahine de Machine

MemaSue56

Morning DahhhlinKs....I survived...LOL.

Lori - funny pics...dat prolly me on da jon...yep...been feeling like dat tooo much lately.  Yes...I promise to see/talk to someone on Tues about this crap.  Love da DOTD...jes what I need...!

WaWa - funny Lori shud asking about your dizzyness.  Mine is back, so this morn did some of those exercises.  I think it's like swimmers ear but same result, dizzy dizzy.  How are you doing with yours?

Morning Shannon!

Boy was I snockered las nite...me bad.  After talk wif DD had one more Jose and that put me right over the edge...ugh!  DD saw a new gyn doc yest.  She has suffered with endometriosis (sp) for 20 years.  Then both kidneys diseased.  She has tried soooo many new things, mostly hormonal therapies, for the endo and has found some relief but not enuf.  There was also talk about a full historectomy but due to kidneys, that wasn't viable and I can't remember why right now.  Anyway, it has been 3 1/2 years since her DH gave her a kidney.  Well, I guess the endo cysts have been growing.  Now she has a huge one on the left side of her uterus so big that they can't see/feel that ovary.  Now, throw in my history...well...everyone jumpin up n down about getting her off hormones for one and doing something about the endo and fibroid cysts.  So...suggest full on historectomy, however, risk is huge for knicking the bladder, kidney, colon.  Anyway, she'd survive a knick to the colon I'd suspect, but a knick to the bladder or kidney...thats toooo big a risk.  Let's also throw in there the fact that she IS and always WILL BE immune compromised cuz of the transplant.  That alone is a terrible surgical risk.  Ok, 2nd option, go in vaginally/laproscopic and try to cut out that big cyst.  Still risky and the other cysts will eventually mutate as well and in 5 to 7 years she'd be back to square one.  I asked her to please get tested for the BRACA gene 1 & 2, and if she is a carrier...well, I'd want her to do the big H and get the hell off alllll hormones.  If not, then do more research, take her time, interview surgeons in LV and at Mayo or UCLA and see what's what. 
Soooo I'm hanging in there goils...really!  Not posed to say da 'S' woid on dis thread, but want to.  So pretend I did, K? for having turned into a blubbering dwunk idiot last night and for worrying my bweasty fwends.  Everything will woik out...it always does!
LUBZ N HUGZ!

wahine

(((((Sue)))))