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  • texasmom
    texasmom Member Posts: 121
    edited July 2008

    drank until we were sufficiently soused and then began to dance on the bar. Everyone was screaming and yelling. We were stomping and egging the bar crowd on. When were were exhausted and thirsty we jumped down from the bar and went back to our table to drink some more. About that time, we were approached by a lady handing us her business card. She was telling us all about this bar down in Texas that was looking for ladies that could dance like us. It was called the Coyote Ugly Saloon. She suggested that we come on down to Austin, Texas and she would give us all jobs. She owned the bar and thought we had talent. She said that all we had to do was buy cowboy boots, move to Texas and...

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited July 2008

    toast to texasmoms arrival !!!  Sounds like a plan in the making...besides, the last visit proved us...that everything IS bigger in Texas!!!

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    as awesome as we are...drinking can cause one to get a little fugly...thats okay those beer googles can turn this

    into this...

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    OMG! Thank goodness my name was written on it in permanant sharpie in case I lost it.  We retrieved it.  We can't go to the beach without that to float on. Off we go again to try to make a fun trip. At the border we were told no passport, no go  so we no go, unless we figure out an illegal was to do it.

     

    So we had to turn around and go back to the US

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    (Welcome texasmom, hope you join the story)

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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited July 2008

    Poor Spar how could she loose such a thing especially during Hard Times!Wink! Being pulled over by the cops with out your Billy's Club!  Spar was definately going to have to be on top of that one to stay afloat or she could Sink Real Deep!  So back to the U.S. we went looking for the nearest beach so we could see how Spar's Billy's Club held up under pressure in the water! LOL! ROTFLMAO!

    We finally found the perfect Beach callled..............

    (Welcome texasmom, we love to have company!)  

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

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    LONG sands beach in Maine.  We played from sun up until sun down riding that "billy club" and now we have to choose to spend the night here in the bus or drive on heading west across the US.  We might even visit the petrified forest and painted desert along the way.  We could do some rapelling, which does include the mountain climbing to get to the top. Are we young beaufitul and up for it????!!!

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    Note:  Julz, you are a nut LOL and I love ya.

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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited July 2008

    Spar we are anything we want to be in this story Wink!

    We are young & beautiful! Spar was a little worn out, but her "Billy Club" was always 'UP' for it unless it got 'Pricked off" & lost all it's hot air! Petrified forest, it didn't sound rapelling in the least to the breastfriends, maybe HARD though.

    Julz asked all the Girlz, "Is it off the Petrified forest in Arizona or what" . She thought the politicians might have gotten the 'IDEA' for 'The Washington Monument there'..............

    mmmm but what did Julz know about politicks! She was into flotation devices!  LOL!Kiss!

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    We made it to the petrified forest but Spar was very disappointed she expected "real trees" petrified.  Luv said well the painted desert is close so maybe that will make up for it.

     Go to fullsize imageThe painted desert was very beautiful but still expected something a little more intense.

     Go to fullsize image We went through a blackened forest which didn't excite us either. NBN said it was time to mountain climb

    Go to fullsize imageHere we go girls.  This is living on the edge.  Harley said, sure hope you brought the rope and equipment to repel down this mountain.  Julz was responsible for the equipment and I bet she has it. We are having a ball. MissS said it was a good thing she brought her helment, she doesn't go anywhere without it.

    Today we were so tired we decided to have steak, roasted red pepper soup, homecooked fries and what ever fattening desert we wanted.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited July 2008

    "Ok, the first round is on me, so everyone grab a drink and a shot!" Miss S laughed and took a pretty pink frozen drink and a shot and waited for her gals to join.

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited July 2008

    Oh MissS...the drinks are almost too beautiful to drink....yea right!!! So we slammed them down and chased them down w/ a shot...after all those are great for the brain freeze!

    After all that drinking LUV had to go to the restroom...

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     oh my just what kind of place are we in anyway?....

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    we were so tipsy...it was time for....

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    us to go to our room and get some sleep.  Those pretty drinks and shots got to us.  I am almost scared to see the rooms.  My room looks pretty decent, don't know about the rest of the rooms Spar jumped on her bed and didn't even undress, just fell asleep. Luv and Harley couldn't even make it to their rooms they fell on Spars bed and fell instantly to sleep.  MissS took care of Julz, Candie, TC, and NBN.  MissS hollared do not wake me..................

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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited July 2008

    MissS hollared do not wake me, cause I'm gonna sleep like a baby........

    MissS ~ Sleeping........

     Spar on her bed fast asleep ........Dressed of corse......oopppss looks like she missed the bed & landed on the floor!

    Ahhhh! Here's Luv & Harley on the bed spar missed......

    MissS sure took care of Julz, Candie, TC, & NBN..........

    Julz wouldn't shut up so MissS gave her a bottle.....

    Candie passed out on the cat.....

    MissS gave TC a piece of watermelon with something extra in it........

    What ever was in it it did the trick...........TC is out cold!

    And last but not least NBN.........

    MissS could not calm NBN she was upset that the party ended.So she called in a favor from the PREZ ........but it turns out he was not to good at calming Naughty.......I guess kissing & shakin aren't working for the PREZ. I wonder what it's gonna take to calm Naughty Mr.PREZ.........

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited July 2008

    what every baby needs....NbN...needs TOYS

    Pink Furry Handcuffssomethin soft ....

    Naiko: here is your WHIP! a good "spankin"

    attire...

    Drinking & You - what is Moderation?a bottle...

    Sending Sexy Sweet Love Sexy MySpace ... somethin "sweeet"

    Funny Bed Sheet illusion a nice "blankey"

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    and a good education......

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Most of us were all rested up and ready for our next adventure, MissS had a headache, NBN was tired.  Spar told her you can sleep in the bus while I drive. Luv gave MissS some tylenol and she lay down also.  Candie, Luv, Harley, TC we all chatted, laughed, listened to good music and sang at the top of our voices.  We were on our way zipping.  MissS said again I am so glad I brought my own helmet.  Spar's heart was pounding in her chest and she asked the other girls, Are ya'll as scared as me and ...................

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    Julz said she was wearing body armor.  Spar started laughing and said Hey, that will work.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited July 2008

    [Those babies are adorable! Ummm... I mean WE are adorable!]

    Miss S told Spar she was More SCARED than anyone and in fact had decided to guard everyone's purse's while chickening out on the repelling! "I'm really happy to watch ya'll," Miss S said adamantly.

    After much grumbling, everyone took off without her. She watched in terror as all her friends came down one by one. Things weren't going too badly until Naughty came flying off the mountain and looked like her goose was cooked!

    NBN let out a blood curdling scream and I could have sworn I heard, "MooooooooooMmmmmmMeee!" We all had to close our eyes, we were afraid to look! WHen we opened them, you can imagine our shock when we saw......

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    the line had broken but she was still attached and swinging in the air.  MissS and the man that worked there pulled her back up to the starting place and silly NBN was screaming LETS DO IT AGAIN.  MissS told her she was crazy.  They met up with the rest of the girls and they decided it was just a little too dangerous and decided to hit the bus and head for...........

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    a chili's resturant for the onion blossoms and dip and margaritas.  They moved some tables together for us and we all talked of all of our experiences and misadventures that we have had.  What fun it has been.  Man, Spar loves those onion blossoms.  Take your pick of the different margaritas.

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    After we ate we decided to rent a condo on the beach in Washington State (yea, we finally made it) and we were each going out on our own to choose a weird food and have a weird food dinner tomorrow.  The weirder the better and we all gave our pinkie swear to eat some of everything.  Julz said this should be very interesting.

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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited July 2008

    Julz had heard that one of the Girlz had really liked cucumber's in another life. She told them about all the wild cuke's out there......

    Dried Sea Cucumbers

     

    Wild Cucumbers.......

       L  O  N  G     ONES......

    Even fat round lemon cucumbers

     How ever you slice them a cucumber is a cucumber is a cucumber or Not!Surprised

    Even Pepsi started using them.....

    Now that's a cold wet one! Julz wanted to know what weird food the rest wanted to eat.......

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    yummy scorpians and cute little toasted buggies

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008
    Image PreviewFor dessert there will be chocolate covered ants.  we got to get our protein to keep up our strength.
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008
    Looks like Julz and Spar are doing all the cooking. LOL We need some kind of bread

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited July 2008

    Okay, okay, I'll bake some bread, too.

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited July 2008

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    LUV was NOT wanting to eat beetles on a stick...she had African flash backs...and NbN just stared blankly at the cukes and was mumbling oh that would hurt like a B*tch!!

    So we all agreed since we pinky swore...that the cucumber Pepsi w/ bread would be.....

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    not sufficient, we have to taste it all, I dread the scorpians most.  I one time I had a scorpian in my pants and it stung my thigh like 5 times and it was not pleasant.  I hate them, eating them will bGo to fullsize imagee revenge! Even the young people of that culture say no, give me a hamburger, fries, and a coke.

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    OK guys, I get the message, we will try the bread and cucumber pepsi and then may go out to eat somewhere better.  OK Julz, I know anywhere else would be better.

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    tomorrow we head to the beaches of washington state park

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

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    I think in Washington State parks I would rather sleep in a motel instead of the bus or camping considering they have bears.

    They even have orca killer whales

     

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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited July 2008

    Definitely a Hotel, something Luxurious, 5 star. I like my bears hairy but that's to beary & I'd rather swim with the doulphins. But the whales are fun to watch. O.K. we have done the food expedition thing. How about we explore like Lewis & Clark......Hopefully the Cape won't be a disappointment! The beaches are sure different around here......

     

    Not much sand there.........or swimsuits here....... 

    Here's a light house! I'm starting to get thirsty from all this site seeing. We need to look for a fun watering hole.......

    (Luv do you think NBN Liked those Cukes, interesting HuH! OUCH!) (Some say it's the TASTE, some say it's the AESTHETIC VIEW, that entices them to partake!)Wink

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