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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    Ellen really gives Spar the creeps but if everyone wants to go I will too.  Are we choosing the sexy outfit for price is right?  I'll get their attention ok with fat hanging out in odd places. Where is Michie when I need her to help make these decisions.  NBN suggested we get some on that concrete that you just have to wet and poor some late at night when no people are around on the sidewalk in front of the chinese theater.  We all agreed.  We snuck out there and put all of our hand prints and our initials and didn't even get caught.  Luv said we were as good as any of those movie stars and deserved to be famous also.  Michie said that it all had worked up her appetite so Harley suggested IHOP where we can talk, eat, and drink coffee all night until someone wants something stronger.  MissS said she was pretty shaken up and when we finished at IHOP she wanted us all to go back to our suite and have something A WHOLE LOT STRONGER. Julz agreed with MissS.

    We girls know how to have fun, we also know how to get in trouble

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008
    Go to fullsize imageGo to fullsize imageGo to fullsize imageGo to fullsize imageCandie was driving and got us to IHOP in real fast time.  I am starving
  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited July 2008
    Julz thought the dentle floss would give poor Drew a heart attack, But she thought he would die a happy man! LOL!Laughing Julz also thought Spar was right about the Ellen Show, they could sit in the back & DEFINATELY no DENTLE FLOSS for that show! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!Wink Julz was a little mad when we got to the IHOP. Is seams she wanted to start a new trend in Hollywood & imprint something besides her hands in that wet cement......
  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    Yes, but Spar said it was too dangerous, her butt would be cemented together.  Can you just see us with a chisel and ice pick trying to chip the concrete off your butt.  You will thank me someday.

    This morning when we went back to see our handy work there were some police there, investigating the nerve of some people using cement and putting their own handprints on the sidewalk.  We all just looked at each other and smiled.

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  • candie1971
    candie1971 Member Posts: 4,820
    edited July 2008

    We are too smart for the police, they will never know it was us. I decided to beg all of you to go see the "ellen" show. I think we could get her to dance through our row and we we would be seen on national tv by al our bc sisters. Then, we got a telegram from Ellen, saying that she was gonna have a special show for all the sisters of bc.org. Now, girls are coming from all over the country.

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited July 2008

    Oh my, a big convention of BC.org sisters at an Ellen show. We'll get to meet all of our beloved friends here! Luv has an appointment with the local TV news to get sponsers for everyone who doesn't have enough money. Julz will coordinate with doctors to arrange for the gals in treatmnet to get there.... so much to do! WE'VE GOT TO GET BUSY!

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    OK OK OK, you talked us into it.  We will get tickets today.  Ellen had told us to come by her office and pick them up anytime and we will be right in front.  But I want Harley sitting right by me because Ellen has a "thing" for her because of the fasination that her nipple was on her thigh.  We have to protect her. I heard she was going to have cheryl crow and several other stars perform that had breast cancer.  It should be fun. 

    Though how Ellen works in this office or finds anything, I will never know

  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited July 2008

    It looks like Spar & Julz are gonna have to grin & BARE it!

     

     

    The girls must have forgot Julz is a little ditzy these days from the roller coaster ride, & you expect me to Cohabiting with the Doctor's & forage for gals teetment. My mind is beginning to look like Ellen's office! I'll get right on it. Now where's the nearest breast teetment center in hollywood???.....

    I'm really o.k. just a little goofy after working all night. Good to have you join in again MissS & Candie! I missed having your input! The more the merrier to collaborate with! 

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    We may not grin (unless she has some funny guest) but we can definetly bare it

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    We are going to let Julz rest a little while to get her brain in sync with her body.  The rest of us are going back to the scene of the crime and see if there are anymore free tickets out there. we didn't even get called for price is right.  I think they thought we were rated a little "R"

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited July 2008

    http://bbsnews.net/bbsn_photos/topics/Timely_Figures/1004_G.jpg

    And we hear the "Govana" has personally invited us to see the Governors Mansion...

    http://www.aguntherphotography.com/files/images/2040_large.jpg

    and then after see the State Capital Building in Sacramento.....

    http://z.about.com/d/sacramento/1/0/P/-/-/-/downmid_capitol.gif

    So we need to go get additional attire besides floss...

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited July 2008

    ***PS...Spar, on the Brie...isn't it scrumptious ?...I love it, but I have aquired the taste for the outside...at first I hated it and just scooped it out...I like toasted almonds in butter on top on a baguette!  GLAD you tried it !!!!! ***

    ***JulZ...count down one weekend to go......****

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited July 2008

    http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4426/ahnold5cr.jpg

    "Butt" then again...floss could suffice!

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    We all put on our conservative slacks and tops to see the gov mansion.  Luv kept looking behind paintings for a secret safe or something. NBN started slapping her hands so she would behave. Spar said some of these paintings are worth thousands and thousands of dollars.  Julz asked,"do you think they would miss it if we just take one.  Harley said Are you trying to get us put in jail, we don't do well behind bars. Remember Alcatraz!!!!  MissS suggested we hurry through this tour and maybe just do a drive by tour of the famous houses.  We drove around looking at beautiful homes and gardens, then went back to our room to get our swim suits so we could............

  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited July 2008

    So we could go to the Tropicana Bar! It's the poolside club du jour at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. Some how LUV had found out that Hugh Hefner & THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR hang out here from time to time. Can we pick a Hotel or What! Since Harley was such a Good friend of the GOV for saving his paintings from Julz greedy hands, she decided to invite him & little Maria to the pool. Poor Maria had to decline she was just too busy w/ the kids. Of coarse Arrrnold' was up for anything in that suit. But Julz turned to Spar & said "I think he needs to Exfolliate with some of that sand before he comes, he's starting to look a little ruff around the edges". (He didn't look like he was ready to pump anything up but maybe the middle tire) TEE HEE! LOL!LOL!LOL! With that said the girls went down to the pool.....

    Dressed in there sexiest swim suits ready to show up any GIRLS NEXT DOOR........

    ( Jaly, I see you checked in to look, check your PM's. I miss my China Plate Cry) Julz! 

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    (ladies, this is a serious talk before continuing with the story.  Julz and I were talking and if anything happened to any on us or we want to communicate in privacy we should be able to get ahold of our breast friends.  Do you guys want to share phone numbers and private e-mail addresses.  If you do lets pm each other.  I would love to be able to get in touch will all of you because i love my breast friends)

    OK. Well, what do you think of these bathing suits??? not quite there?

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    Ok, now we are the best dressed and we are hungry.

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    We each got a plate of this and pigged out.  We had a ball and the wine and pina colados flowed freely.  We stayed until 3AM and then went back to our suites and headed to bed.  We needed some sleep because we were heading out in the bus.............

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited July 2008

    ohhhhhh CRAB LEGS...again LUV's fav!!!!  Yummmeeee

     Cuz we are headed up to Washington!!!  Since we are in a political mood from Arrrrrnold....LOL

    First stop...Washington's Monument...

    http://happycarpenter.blogs.com/the_happy_carpenter/images/if_his_name_is_george_washington_jr.jpg

    yes....it does certainly "look bigger" up close....

    http://www.american-architecture.info/USA/USA-Washington/Washington_Monument_Dusk_Jan_2006.jpg

     Then we take our Segways and tour right off the ferry and take a load off our feet.

    http://segwaythedoor.com/db4/00366/segwaythedoor.com/_uimages/fourpeople.jpg

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    My son eats a picnic lunch sometimes at the monument, he works in the Dept of Interior so we will have to stop by for a visit.  We have to be searched though and our purses and pass through a metal detectorl.  It is a big old huge building that I love to explore. After we get moved to the bigger house I will send a picture of my son and my pictures of DC.  MissS suggested we explore all of the museums, we grabbed a bottle of water each and took off.  There was the museum of people that had been in nazi camps, very depressing.  Spar loved best the museum of all the aircraft, those are so cool.  Harley and Luv liked the art museums.  Julz, candie, and evilelf wanted to visit the forest fire prevention building.  We all did it all and was exhausted by the end of the day. We decided to eat at fudruckers resturant in Maryland.  Spar's son lived on an island and he has a huge house and invited all of us breastfriends to stay a while.  He has a paradise in his back yard with a koi pond and bridge, squirrils, and birds and all kinds of trees and birds.  We can also walk to the beach from his house.  He was going to grill steaks and chicken for us tonight so we bought..................

  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited July 2008

    Julz thought it would be good idea to say a Special Prayer for their friendship before they went to          bed................(Goodnight Breast Friends, I'm off to work!)

     

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited July 2008

    (ROTFLMAO...JULZ....YOUR TOO MUCH! CRAZY WOMAN! LOL....

    Spar is that your son ???)  HOW interesting is that !?  You must be proud!!!

    LUV is happy to meet Spar's family ....Smile

    a big basket from California filled w/ Napa wine, Brie cheese and for dessert....

    http://www.tvwineco.com/shoppingcart/images/products/epicurean%20delight%20(2).jpg

    "Love Cafe" in Washington....

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1321/774150508_7b732fb78c.jpg

    and his favorite....

  • candie1971
    candie1971 Member Posts: 4,820
    edited July 2008

    Spar, how cool that you showed us a pic of your son!

    we certainly enjoyed all the goodies. We are stuffing our faces again ( and our butts and thighs,too...lol) We are having a great time talking,drinking,laughing,drinking,..oh, and did I say drinking? Spar's son doesn't know what to make of us...

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited July 2008

    to drink so we can improvise...and be on our BEST behavior in front of Spars son...

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2090/2257496497_502ff72c4d.jpg

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!! No that is not my son, just the building he works in but you know what, he would think we were all pretty special.  Luv your best behavior is equal to mine.  Well Delaware is close, how about we go to slaughter beach where all the horseshoe crabs mate, build up a bonfire and roast weinies and hunt sea shells and drink some of the drinks that the "nunny" sistas are buying. Notice i did not say "Nutty" no matter what i was thinking.  Load up the bus sistas

  • candie1971
    candie1971 Member Posts: 4,820
    edited July 2008

    Ah,Delaware..good idea. Hunting seashells is a fav thing for me to do. Been collecting them since I was 16 yrs old...that's a looooong time. When we got on the bus, all but me and Spar passed out asleep. We played black jack for hours. then as you sleepyheads each got up you joined us and then we changed to 500 rummy. One more hour and we will be at Slaughter Beach...better get ready to....

    I am off to the town pool to get some Vit. D, swim and read my book...catch up with you all later...have a great day. LOL that is not your son Spar?  lol

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    move those horseshoe crabs out of our way, we want to jump waves, Spar very much wants to find some sea glass.  We got the bus to sleep in or sleeping bags for the beach. We are going to spend the night here and since we are not driving and no public people around we can do anything we want including singing at the top of our voices and dancing on the beach.  Luv brought her beach boy cd, they are so darn soothing.

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    move those horseshoe crabs out of our way, we want to jump waves, Spar very much wants to find some sea glass.  We got the bus to sleep in or sleeping bags for the beach. We are going to spend the night here and since we are not driving and no public people around we can do anything we want including singing at the top of our voices and dancing on the beach.  Luv brought her beach boy cd, they are so darn soothing.

  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited July 2008

    While everyone else sang and danced on the beach to the music that LUV brought, Harley LOVES the beach, went for a long walk on the beach.  Then she took a sleeping bag, and found a nice quiet spot on the beach, where she lay down and fell asleep listening to the sound of the ocean.  It's so relaxing! 

    In the morning,  

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited July 2008
  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited July 2008

    Harley woke us shocked and gasping during the night we had covered her gently up with sand & seaweed and the sand fleas had ate her up.  We had to clean up our mess and go to town and get her some alovera gel and some hydrocortisone cream.  Here is a picture of just her foot.  NBN told her next time you sleep with us, Candie said next time we don't cover her with sand, MissS said the fleas would have got to her anyway.  Spar first rubbed Harley down with the alovera gel because it sooths and cools, let that soak in then rubbed her down with the hydro cream because it stops the itching.  Everything was under control now to we decided to head up to Main because Spar had always wanted to see where Steven King lived and see all the lighthouses.  We also need to do some research on Haunted houses because Julz wants to visit some and we all thought it was a good idea.

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  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited July 2008
    ( I have had a day, Cry,Tongue out,&Innocent. 1.CryComforted my 94 yr old cousin her son died friday! I found out at work last night!~ 2.Tongue out~ Picture if you will, My 19 yr. old son on a Moped riding into a small town in PA where there is currently a A 30,000 HARLEY motercycle Bike week taking place. He goes into town riding this MOPED trying to save money! All these Bad A$$ Biker dudes & dudettes are yelling at him 'Go Get A Real Bike' . My poor son is really Cute but sometimes does not have a clue!EmbarassedEmbarassedEmbarassedEmbarassed! Majorly embarassed! I expect to see his Picture in our Local News Paper Monday, People were actually taking Pictures of him! LOLLOL! 3~!!!!!!! IT LOOKS LIKE MY GRAND SON MIGHT BE ENTERING INTO THIS WORLD IN THE NEXT DAY! MAYBE I WILL HAVE NEWS TOMORROW!Innocent) NOW BACK TO THE STORY! Julee!
  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited July 2008

    Stephen Kings House...............

    Julz is ready to explore are the reast of the Breast Friends coming or not....................

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