calling in sick to work

OH, NO!!!   Hung Chow calls into work and says, ' Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.'   The boss says, ' I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.   That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'         Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great.'  I be at work soon . You got nice house.