* Oh the joys of being married...*

ADULT  CONTENT

One morning while
making breakfast, a
man walked up to his wife,

pinched
her on the butt and said.

"If you
firmed this up, we could get rid of

your
control top pantyhose."

While
this was on the edge of intolerable

she
kept silent.

The next morning,

the
man woke his wife with

a
pinch on each of her breasts

and
said.

"You
know, if you firmed these up,

we could
get rid of your bra."

This
was beyond

a
silent response.

So she rolled
over.

and

grabbed
him

by
his  

'DANGLER'

With a death grip
in place,

she
said.

"You
know,

if
you

firmed
this up,

we
could

get
rid of

the gardener

the postman

the pool
man

and

your
brother!"