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bubbles lots and lots of bubbles that gathered around her and put her into a a kama sutra state. Which reminds me when are you girls coming north with the bus, I'll meet with you in New York when you get there, can't wait to get on the bus....
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after TC explained to NED (aka BJ) re snorkles and bubbles, NED left red faced and vowing never to enter a hot tub with a snorkle in it ever again. The BC friends all decided that they had had their fill of vineger frys and tax free shopping and wanted to hit the road once again but where were they headed. It was Harleys turn to choose and she decided on......
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OH Yay....Snowy is back!!! MissS told Snowy not to worry...we have a "bus dingy" and we'll get you to the bus pronto! So Jaly & Julz wanted to meet Snowy and insisted they go pick her up. Spar is very protective of her bus, and gave strict instructions to "follow the yellow brick road"...no detours!!!
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I'm still waiting on the corner of West and Hurry Up and no magic bus.
Where the heck are you spar? Get that magic bus in gear and
put your foot down with extreme pressure.
There is a guy on the corner with a sign that says . . .
"20 cents man, 20 cents and I'll get off this scene."
His hand is out and all i've got are sunflower seeds.
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Glad to have back Snowy!
The breastfriends weren't sure weather it was BJ, the snorkle, the hot tub,or Tc in a the state of K.S. but she was gone in another zone. The girls packed up there stuff & headed back to the bus. Luv had just got off her cell with her old Breastfriend Snowy. She said it was time to hit the road again & head for New York. Snowy was excitedly waiting to join her old & new breastfriends to arrive. While she was waiting........
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Snowy, good to see you again!!
After the NASCAR race, Harley thinks it would be a GREAT idea to head NORTH, and hang out with Snowy!!
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No need to go North since J & J just left to pick Snowy up with the "bus dingy". They should be arriving soon..
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@. I told her that if she messed me up one more time that there would be no more alcohol for her. Now NBN has got me craving cucumbers with lots of salt, speaking of salt, Julz was wanting some salt water taffy. Everyone was getting tired, cranky, and hungry so we............
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"spar why have we been loaded into the bush? cant we just get on the bus."
after comming out of the bush and on to the bus and the round of drunken golf the tired, cranky, hungry girls decided to go back to their hotel room and ordered room service. Julz put on a turn as she hadnt yet satified her craving for salt water taffy, so Jaly went with Julz to look for some. In the mean time Snowy and Harley took a nana nap and Spar decided that she had a craving to quench as well. Spar took off out the door and down the elavator, where was she going? TC & NBN's curiosity overcame them and decided to follow. They followed Spar to.........
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Spar went to one of those strip clubs that are famous in the Myrtle Beach area. She jumped up on the stage, and started to strip, right in front of the crowd! Tiger Woods was in town for a golf tournament, and he was in the front row. He went up to the stage, and started to put $20 bills into Spar's G-string! TC & NbN were laughing so hard, they pee'd their pants! It was so fun to watch Spar dancing around that pole! She is a natural!!
Harley lives near Myrtle Beach, so she wanted to show the gals a fun time. So the next day, they went to Barefoot landing resort, and browsed the shops. They stopped in at Belches N Burps, that fabulous hot sauce store where Harley's dh works. They sampled ALL the sauces and ate ALL the chips, and then left, without buying anything!
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Tiger did look pretty...happy lookin at Spar...saying "JUST DO IT ...JUST DO IT " -
***LOL...Jaly..we loaded into the "bush" to retrieve LUV she is known for her time in the bushes...since LUV was MIA and was pleased to hear TC,Candie,MissS,Harley, Jaly, JulZ,Qsusie,Sahalie, Snowy were joining in on the fun!...may we pick up more on our "Magic Bus"
and lets not forget NbN,Spar & michie !!!
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Poor spar was so good at that sliding on that pole the night before. That Tiger couldn't stop thinking of her. So when the breastfriends had come out of Belches N Burps they saw Tiger looking all around for spar. Hopeing she would keep doing it. Harley on the other hand had other plans for the day that didn't include a hunky golfer. So she turned to NBN & said...
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I think my water just broke! So we all loaded in the bus laughing cause Spar was not prego..its was Tigers cash...not to mention some pole burn so we had to make a pit stop at the CVS pharmacy to pick up something for Spar and asked the Pharmacist ....
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Where is Julz going! Julz had told Jaly earlier that she had gotten an ugent call from her dh that he had to go to the Drs. the next day & it would be an all day event. So she had to take a taxi back to PA. So she could help him with all the paper work & info from 8 yrs worth of problems with his back. So Julz packed herself into the Taxi & headed for Pa. She was waving & blowing kisses out the window of the taxi. Michie turned to LUV & said what did she say?
I'll be back in a Day girls don't get into too much trouble without me! We have been waiting for 3 months for this appt. w/ a Nero surgeon for my hubbies back!
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LUV said, gosh michie some things never do change...michie said, I heard her.... she had to go back to PA and get taxi for her rack.
***JulZ...we'll miss you, good luck w/ your dh's back!!!
blowing kisses ***
So we looked at the pharmacist...okay," Do you have anything for....
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ummmm...well, we need the best ointment you have for chapped lips...there I said it!!!" Michie was
!!!The pharmacist didn't understand what all the laughter was about 
but told Luv, "of course we do, what flavor chap stick would you like?" Luv blushed 
and then whispered to the pharmacist, "nooooooooooo...not those 
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"Jees Louise I am getting slow, it took me a few minuites to work out what you meant Michie"
brands, the generic kind will do. Do they sell it by the bucket as this little tube just aint gunna do. The breastfriends then all went back to the bus to help Spar apply her ointment, Luv decided the best way to apply it was to slather it on but Michie thought it would be kinder to dab a little at a time. Snowy had a better idea and that was to......
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"LUV" 
buy a mini paint roller and apply directly. Snowy said, "Believe me it works" hmmmm....So NbN said, "Okay lets head out to Home Cheapo and get a roller." Spar had difficulty walking so we put her in a cart and gathered our supplies when we got up to the register the cashier said, "So what are you painting?".....
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Michie looked at the cashier and smirked " oh a pussy" she drawled out. Candie was on her knees on the floor with her sides splitting from laughter, all the others were trying very hard to contain their mirth. The cashier said " really... does it belong to any of you? it must be a very big one to need a roller and wont it scratch, they dont like to get wet you know". Well that was it, none of the girls could hold back their hysteria anymore it took all they had to just get back on the bus. "how are we going to approach this?" TC wanted to know. I have an idea said MissS "Spa dear if you could......
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just...Luv started laughing and yelling
at the same time.."NO NO...this is just sooooo wrong!!! "We need to get her to a minerologist"!!! He/she will have one of those little hats with a light that and will be able to clearly see what's going on down there. While she's there, she can get a pg test too"!!!! We all gently carried Spar back to the bus
. Harley wanted to drive since we were in her neck of the woods and she would get us there quicker. We all agreed... -
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....oh my! ROTFLMAO****that rolling her crack by a mineralogist would indeed help cuz it would take A LOT of drinks, and a toke of "enrico" before we invaded Spar's personal private place! Spar said why don't we just place the product on a slip and slide and I can just "lube" so off to "Wallyworld" for a slip and slide and yes we walk up to the cashier and HE said, "Oh, I rememeber these..they are so much fun" LUV smiled and asked if he would like to join us and it JUST so happened to be his lunch hour! So....
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So, Ron (the clerk) invited us all over to his house to give a hands on demonstration with a few of his buddies...
I think this will solve Spar's dilema don't you gals? lol Oh, my what a ride!
After our little excursion, we had a few beers with the guys before hitting the road once again with dear Harley at the wheel. She promised to take us to her favorite Italian restraunt for stuffed peppers so off we went. Once inside, as we were waiting for a table a guy from across the street yelled H - A - R - L - E - Y!!!!!!!!!
Poor Harley turned sheet white at just the sound of his voice. Who was this screamer from the past?????
(Note: Edited to make sure the You-tube link worked. Wow! Copy and Paste works for more than pictures. lol You ladies are really giving me some strong computer pointers! - lol)
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**LOL LOL...Spar's slip slid-en away went off with a big hit***
It was ELLEN! "Oh, cr*p" Harley said! Ellen said, "Wow aren't you a sight for sore eyes?" Harley looked a little nervous and Spar slipped off her bar stool ....again. Ellen said, "Oh my Spar it looks like you may have a yeast infection? I know JUST the thing for that!" LUV grabbed some change and tried to change the subject and put it in the juke box....
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Ellen, you see use to be Harley's boyfriend from high school. Back then his name was Bob but after being with a woman he had decided that he wanted to be one, the only thing was that he had a condition that caused the hair growth on his face to grow 12" everyday. Keeping up with the clipping and the shaving had become a pain so Bob now Ellen had taken to wearing a lamp shade on his head.
TC offered him/her a drink which at first was a little awkward but NbN soon sorted him/her out.
Harley hadnt really wanted to explain this chapter in her life but now here it was staring her in the face (all be it from behind a lamp shade). Bob/Ellen grabbed Harleys hand and said...... -
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But the real burning question on Ellen's mind was, "Harley, how is that nip of your's???
I've been so missing it"!!! -
**yea Harley do tell**
Harley again ran away onto the dance floor where she started dancing with anyone else but Ellen! She felt someone spoon her on the dance floor...she looked over but Ellen was still at the table staring at JulZ...Harley felt this hard body pressed against her w/ a scent that would drive any woman mad ! She turned around and it was....
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the mascot from the japanese baseball team the Chunichi Dragons, Doala the Koala in all of his eucalyptus scented glory.
He was here on a exchange program with the the Boston Red Sox and just happened to be in Myrtle Beach for a little RNR. Doala Had been admirering Harleys but from afar and when she started to shake her booty on the dance floor he just could not contain himself. As he spooned further into Harleys sexy tight posterior he felt a sudden rising of warmth coming up from his furry little groin, he wasnt the only one, Harley felt it to........
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