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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    scream! "JulZ! Its you... finally!"

    Well this calls for a drink! Spar was explaining it was 6:00 am so LUV said, Mimosas it is!Mimosas by Grace

    After all we have Spar,Candie,TC, MissS,Harley,NbN,LUV,& JulZ that ought to be enough to open a bottle of crystal!  We popped a cork and...

  • candie1971
    candie1971 Member Posts: 4,820
    edited June 2008

    continued to drink to our fantastic friendships. So where to we go from here? We all want to travel the countryside and get into as much fun trouble that we can. Harley has been drinking so much, she wants to go back to sleep. Oh, no, Harley...no sleeping now!! We have to...

  • takingcare
    takingcare Member Posts: 1,941
    edited June 2008

    make a quick pit stop back to Mexico, because the nice officer that TC smooched just happened to be NED!!!  H-E-L-L-O!!  We all need a little more of NED in our lives.   Shaking Harley awake now cuz she does not want to miss this!   MissS puts on her hottest outfit, while Luv decides that those 2 miles a day warrant a teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.  Spar is trying to maintain her composure but Naughty, Candie and  Julz convince her to let go and embrace NED too!

    Okay, now that NED has lipstick smooches to last a lifetime and we have  (just that) ... a lifetime, we head off into the sunset rockin' to the tunes of Bon Jovi (sorry, I can't help myself) and venture to...

  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited June 2008

    ... the darn dam thing went flying into Pachacha's (He-he... find the meaning of Pachacha!) eye!

      Poor dog... what are we suppose to do?!?!  It's 6AM, in Mexico and we need to find...

  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited June 2008

    ...Cancun... party town.

     This is what Harley was lOOking like that fine morning!!!!  Does she clean up good or what?!

    And man oh man... all those hot Picachu tomales in Cancun were going gu-gu-ga-ga over...

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited June 2008

    Harley's sweet smile! She was pouring it on, too!  She was still swaying to Bon Jovi and dreaming about NED.

    "C'mon Harley, let's go to the beach!" the rest of us urged. "The waves are calling our names and Candi rented a couple of jetskis for us!!"

    "Wooohoo!!!" we all yelled as we headed out.

  • candie1971
    candie1971 Member Posts: 4,820
    edited June 2008

    Bouncing on those waves on the jetskis...what fun we are having. Almost a couple of crashes as we recklessly drive them all through the waves. I have to admit, I am a lil nervous as I can't swim...but having so much fun!!! Oh gosh, we forgot to use our sunscreen...oh who gives a crap! FUN is the name of the game.

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008
    ... one wearing the yellow polka dot ... Thats right my friend...and LUV's 2 mile a day is every bit worth the effort to look THIS good!  We were bouncing so much that LUV's "boobalisious" fell out....so instead of looking for shells we went on a boob scavenger hunt. Wouldn't be the first time)  So NbN improvised and gave her a......
  • takingcare
    takingcare Member Posts: 1,941
    edited June 2008
     a coconut bra!  Wow!  Between Luv and Harley, we gals got it goin' on!  lol   Now, that Luv is put back together, we jump back on the bus and look for the nearest restraunt for some of those hot tamales and of course margaritas.    Oops...when taking a head count back on the bus, MissS was nowhere to be found.  Spar ran back down on the beach and saw MissS...
  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited June 2008

    ... just ing away!!!!!!!!

    Ladies: STOP... the restaurant idea... we have to save MissS!

    Candie: Grab the...

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    Life jackets and lets go.  We all swam out and saved MissS, she had fallen asleep on the tube and was drifting out to sea, she also was so sunburned.  She needed a cool shower and an alovera rub.  MissS was so hungry though she said lets get back to the restaurant, I need some of that spicy food to go with my spicy breastfriends.  We are all so beautiful and attracted attention wherever we went.  After we ate we got back on the adventure bus and headed to padre island, texas.  We were going to enjoy more beaches and make more new friends, away we..........

  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited June 2008

    ...were in Padre Island, TX when a bunch of

     headed our way!!!!  OMG, what to do next?!?!  We are just a bunch of beautiful boobylicious girls having a lot of fun...  how should we face these "bachelors"?!

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    We should bury them in the sand and then step on them.  Anyway we are roaming the beaches and hunting sea shells.  It was kind of chilly on the beach so we started up a bonfire and decided to roast weinies and marshmellows.  It was very peaceful, just our bus, us beautiful women, and the ocean.  We were all sitting on our beach quilts eating our hotdogs when thousands of crabs came across the beach, those things can move!! One got in Harleys coconut bra and she was screaming please no, save my nipple. They were..........

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008
  • takingcare
    takingcare Member Posts: 1,941
    edited June 2008

    ...Confused, as both Harley and Luv were sporting coconut bras. (Word to the wise...no coconut bra's in Padre Island, Texas).  We all were jumping up and down and screaming so loud that the poor lil crabs didn't stand a chance and quickly squirmished away.  Once, that dilema was behind us, we were famished and boarded the bus once again for the nearest taco stand!  Once there, Naughty decided to be, well "naughty" and...

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008
  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008
    ***.........Who will get the last candy bar! ***
  • takingcare
    takingcare Member Posts: 1,941
    edited June 2008

    OMG!  And to think, I thought Naughty was the naughty one!  lol

    How the heck am I to follow that????????????????????????????????


    Trying to maintain my composure, TC pulled into a Taco Bell and tried to order sour cream filled burritos but the older woman on duty said they were out of sour cream, so we ate chili con queso instead and headed staight to the nearest liquor store.  TC had never been to Texas before and took a wrong turn which ended up taking us down a long dusty road to...

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    this hole in the wall bar.  So we stumbled in cause we needed to make a quick stop...especially after all that con queso!!Surprised  NbN was still bummed Taco bell was out of burritos so LUV bought a round of margaritas on the rocks with lots of salt to cheer her up.  We were telling TC that EVERYTHING is BIG in Texas, and NbN said, I will be the judge ....

  • takingcare
    takingcare Member Posts: 1,941
    edited June 2008
  • takingcare
    takingcare Member Posts: 1,941
    edited June 2008

    of that, and ordered a round of super-sized Texas style margaritas!

    Now, that's what they mean by "Don't Mess With Texas!" lol

    We all pulled up our Victoria Secret (totally woman) panties and indulged in this drink of all drinks...after all, we didn't get our burrito so what's a girl to do...right.

    Well, one led to two, which led to finding the hidden juke box in the corner and before you know it, Spar was punching in the tunes to _____________________, while Luv was already on the table ready to get her groove on.  What song caused such a reaction, and just what happened next????

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    LUV said, this one is Dedicated to all

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2h1YDC84Bo

    my breastfriends!...especially the endWink

  • julz4
    julz4 Member Posts: 2,490
    edited June 2008

     (Sorry I missed for a day, but I'm not happy with Embarq right now.! Yell!)

    Luv, TC, Spar,MissS, NBN, Candie, Harley, & Julz. Gathered around in a big circle dancing & listening to these so true poignant words. That we couldn't help that our Hearts were so full. The intense feelings the song invoked came pouring out of our eyes. As we stood around arm in arm tears running down our face. The men in the bar started to comfort us by joining in the hug fest. But things quickly started too.......

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    change when some Bon Jovi started playing! 

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g50vzZzAja0

    We each got up on the bar like Wild Coyote girls and started singing and dancing to the lyrics then....  

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    the men started throwing money at us and clapping, everyone having a great time.  Closing time came to soon and we all headed out to the bus to get some sleep.  Tomorrow we were headed to San Antonio, Tx to the river walk.  We decided to splurgh and stay at a hotel on the river walk.  There was this little club named Peanuts and we.............

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    Funny Pictures

    noticed immediately, "Oh my everything IS bigger in Texas!"

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited June 2008

    roflmao

    all took a seat around the table and ordered some strawberry margaritas and a pitcher of beer, started eating the peanuts in the shells and throwing the shells on the floor, all very rustic and comfortable.  We were people watching and saw some very interesting things happening.  There were some jazz musicians playing and some mimes (I hate mimes)  One lady's hair actually touched the ground in the back when she walked and i would like to grab it and...........

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited June 2008

    drag her by the hair and donate it for a good cause Wink...but the place had a lot of "character" and it had memorabilia on CharleZ "Sparky" the Creator of Charlie Brown.Peanuts: Never Ever EVER Give Up!  We signed up to play Karaoke, take in a comedy, play trivia and of course eat some BBQ and Texas Tea ! 

    Spar wanted to sing....

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited June 2008

    but there was a rumble at the door and Michie came stumbling in sportin her brand new BIG Texas shades and puffin on her extra long Virginia Slim shoutin "Wazzup my Boob a Lushious mamasitas"???

  • qsusie
    qsusie Member Posts: 4
    edited June 2008

    Spar started singing These boobs are made for ...  and that's just what there going to do ...one of these days these boobs are goin...

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