I can't get my act together and I don't know why

It's O.K., I can use a dirty shovel.

Kerry

D,

This sounds like a plan. Let's rock.(My way of saying Let's Go).

Kerry

Oh man!  Didn't she say it was going to be CHOCOLATE!  I'm in!  Just picked up 2 gallons of milk!  One for each of us!  We'll get sh*tfaced on chocolate and milk after!  Probably OD on the caffeine and end up in the hospital!  I wonder if we can use that as an excuse?

Well, can't say what her boots my look like, but they sound like great ones, if they are good at the @sskicking job!   Although if we win the lottery, we could all buy them and wear them on the lido deck (is that the good one) while those latinos youngins serve us smooth liquor!

Wish,

This plan is starting to really sound interesting. Just wish that GSG and Shirley could join in the fun, and the rest of the girls. I have never been on a cruise, so I do not know what the lido deck is. Maybe it should be changed to the limbo deck. Sounds like more fun.Maybe someone can clue us in. And the story gets better with the young latinos serving us liquor. I like dark haired men. But it is really funny, as the SIGNIFIGANT ones have always been blonde haired men with BROWN eyes. It must be my M.O. now. The brown eyes are the killer for me, nice and dark. I have never dated a man with blue eyes. They have all had brown eyes. Weird, but that is the deal breaker for me. Gotta have brown eyes. Anyways we can all get the Harley boots and they look like Frye boots and do some serious *ss kicking on the cruise.After we eat the chocolate cake.

Kerry

P.S. I tell ya, times are a changing. I do not even own a pair of boots. I am usually in sandals with some height to them and a fresh pedicure.OMG!!!

Sue,

I think that this is shaping up to be a great cruise!!! The mildo deck sounds good. But can I please have 1 blonde haired man with BROWN eyes serving me my MOJITOS? We can also invite the depressed, and the PMSers and the menopausal. We can all wear bikinis and tell each other how absolutely maavalous we look. I will bring my Harley boots and the pedicure I am sure I can get that done on the boat. This sounds like fun. After we are in our bikinis then we all have to do a shot of tequila. And we will all look even better after the tequila and then we all can jump in the pool and play water volleyball with the cute latino guys and the 1 blonde haired guy. Oh what fun this is going to be.

I need a new pedicure now as I had to remove my nail polish from my feet for the surgery, so I am going to book one this week. Also I think that I make the DH nervous as I told him about the Harley boots that I want and then I told him that I was going to buy a Harley next. This is what happens when you are perimenopausal, PMSing and depressed and have BC and an 8 yr old child all at once. I am taking the DD to the movies this afternoon, "Kung Foo Panda". Me and my foam will be there. It is so hot here. With the humidex I think that it will feel like 40 celsius out there. My foam will melt to my chest and become a part of me.

Happy cruising ladies,

Kerry

Girlz...do not go without me.

You know I have been having cop troubles with my DH, and we haven't done much speaking this week.

I have my own shovels, also a nice big heavy metal bar, should do the trick quickly and quietly, so by the time I get on my flight to meet up with you all on the cruise a certain someone will be pushing up daisys on my lawn!

BTW my DH has the most fantastic hazel/green/gold eyes, they are the only bits of him I communicate with at the moment !!!

Isabella.

K, Isabella, I'll bring my dh's green eyes too.  Although as mad I can get at him, there might not be much left of him to find amongst the pulp! :O

COP troubles with DH?  Hmmmm...sounds interesting...Did I miss something Isabella?

Surely, we'll have the 'guys' bring your coffee to the recliner, Deb.

I'm thinking some triple mocha frappacino's are sounding loverly for me!  Have to make sure they have the mixings before we push off, b/c I've be/c addicted to it and now dd has bought all the fixings to make them at home, I've dug out my coffee grinder and maker again!  Whhoooohoo!

Oh probably not tonight again!  We've got some big thundering and lightening heading in again in within the hour again   Lost some major limbs from a huge tree in the back acreage. Some smaller ones about 6 inches across near the house.  Lucky we were though, the neighbors lost a major limb and their electricity last night and were without power! I'd have died without my A/C it's been so humid!  These hot flashes (I've heard women call them power surges!) HA! Hot flashes are not conducive to high humidity and not A/C at all, at all!

Anyway...No, probaby be shutting down soon again, I can see the sky lighting up south and west of here as well as north!  It's all around us!  Eeeek!  4th night in a row of these major storms!

Kerry?  Lake Erie? Are you in Ohio or Michigan?

Wish,

I am in Ontario, in the southern part. I am 1 hour away from Sarnia/Port Huron, and I am a dedicated cross border shopper. The little town on Lake Erie is Port Stanley. For years people have been trying to get a ferry from Post Stanley to go across to Cleveland. I don't think that it will ever happen. I am 5 minutes away from Port Stanley. And I just love being that close to a lake. I am a water person through and through and so is the DD. We live down at the lake in the summer. And after last winter I am going to be there every day that I can. Just have to get rid of this foam. Hey, I was feeling around the new foobs and I have CLEAVAGE!!!! I have never had that before. I will have to buy my PS a present when I get near the end of reconstruction. Not only did she give me some new boobs, but I also got cleavage out of the deal.
Take Care Ladies,

Kerry

Wish,

This is THE best Christmas present that I have ever gotten. It is now 1:30 am and I was going to go to bed early. So forget that thought, But I have to go to bed now, lunch date tomorrow. No cleaning for me.

Take Care,

Kerry

Sorry, I posted twice as this site is sooo slow.

Well....I wasn't going to clean, but geesh! I ended up doing more work than had I worked INSIDE

We had some major limbs fall overnight last night, and what a mess.  While we doing clean up, I mentioned the how disgusted I was with the eaves not having gotten cleaned out this spring   Oh my!  We cleaned those early this morning.  Just finished up.  Did break for meals and for a short nap earlier, but wow!  I am bushed!

Me and my big mouth! 

Listen to this, talking about Little Women. I went out to lunch with my girlfriend today.Had a nice lunch and dessert. When it was dinner time I was still full, so not very hungry. I only ate 1/2 of my hamburger for dinner. The DD tells me "Mom, you need to eat all of your dinner!!"   Pardon me? I am suppossed to be the Mother here. Then the other day the DH is brushing his teeth quick to take her to school and she tells him "How long did you brush your teeth for? That was pretty quick. You know that you are suppossed to brush them for 2 minutes" 

Please help, I am living with "DD The Dictator" And I thought my Husband was bad!!!!

Kerry

Maybe I'll just run away or go on that cruise.