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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    So my chicas, I have been sick in bed (yes, totally alone!) since Friday and have been doing alot of reading and internet hanging. I've come across a pretty decent site that features erotica for women. It's really a bunch of links to other sites, many of them free. So I thought I'd share the url with those of you who appreciate and enjoy erotica. For those of you who don't, I will just caution you to not click on the link:

    http://www.karaslinks.com/

    I've really liked some of the stories and hope that you do too Wink!

    ~Marin

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  • Jaybird627
    Jaybird627 Member Posts: 2,144
    edited May 2008

    Thanks Marin! I'll check it out when I'm not so tired (like when I'm all alone in my hotel room on a layover!).

    I hope you're feeling better?

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    I feel much better today! Maybe it was that website? Now I'm so looking forward to P's return from his Russian vacation. I know that we're not even close to gettin' down yet, but I'd sure like to get on the road to it!

    B.O.B. is getting old.....Frown Wink

    ~Marin

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  • Jaybird627
    Jaybird627 Member Posts: 2,144
    edited May 2008

    Aww, hell, I've been solo for weeks now and is it ever a drag!!!

    Glad you're feeling better, Marin!

    I'm off to do some yardwork to get rid of some of my frustration...

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    Hi ladies,

    Well my cowboy weekend was fun, but no mojo going on Cry here either......

    Guess we are all in a little bit of a rut right now, but just wait, we will all be hell on wheels with the time is right!!!!!!!!

    Marin-sorry you were under the weather....but glad to see your feeling better...

    Jay-I spend ALOT of time doing yardwork...I love it.

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  • Miss_Lolli
    Miss_Lolli Member Posts: 560
    edited May 2008

    Marin, thanks for the link, I'm curious to check it out too! When does P get back from Russia again? He sounds fab!

    The minute I get up from my puter I'm digging out my cowboy hat. Being a cowgirl sound like fun! Kiss

    While we're on the subject, I have to confess, I have a NEVER FAIL position.....

    Have your man lie on his back with his legs together. Get on top and go about your business as usual except, bring your knees up and out so you can rest the tops of your feet just below each of his knees while you are riding. WOW the friction this creates is unbelievable and should send you straight to the moon. I swear to you, not only is it worth the extra effort of being on top, but it's not too taxing, as it sure won't take long. Wink (BTW, much thanks to Cosmo for this one).

    I understand how you girls feel deprived. Even though I have a sweet bf (we got back together in March after a three year hiatus/friendship), he's caring for his elderly mom who refuses to sell her home, so I can't go there, and my son has to go through my part of the house (I share with my sister since my dx) to get to his bedroom in the basement so.....I'm sure my son is wondering why I keep asking him about his work schedule so much lately. LOL  It can be quite frustrating, but on the other hand, anticipation and longing can make it quite exciting.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    Lori...Huh, I've never tried that position (whaaaa? Surprised)....are your feet-tops on his legs/shins or just on the bed/floor/table/grass/sand (Wink) beside his shins? I'm a visual learner, obviously, which is probably why I like those sites so much!

    Sounds like you've got a great bf with a challenging set-up, but I'll bet you're absolutely right about the power of anticipation! Don't you have a friend who travels so you can use her place to meet? Just a thought.....

    P. gets back on Sunday, but will be way jet-lagged I think. Though Monday is a holiday for most, I don't have off from work (except from teaching aerobics), so I may not see him for a few days Frown.

    I love Jules idea about us all getting around to being "hell on wheels"....hell, yeah!

    ~Marin

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  • Miss_Lolli
    Miss_Lolli Member Posts: 560
    edited May 2008

    Marin...your feet-tops absoloutely must be ON his shins. When you actually try it out you'll see why I'm so adamant about it. heh heh

    Jet-lagged or not, I have a feeling he will make some time for you asap. After all, the more time you spend together, the quicker you can get to the "good stuff". Wink

    My bf and I have no traveling friends darn it. Luckily, my son works a few evenings a week. And an occasional weekend road-trip  has to suffice. Even if we only get to the next town. lol

    It all seems rather "high school" sometimes...lucky for us, we're  pretty immature. Laughing

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  • Jaybird627
    Jaybird627 Member Posts: 2,144
    edited May 2008

    Huh! I'm not familiar with that position, but I think I'll have to try it! (that is, IF I ever have the opportunity to.....)

    Also, looking to buy the Laya Spot that was mentioned on another thread. Seems I'm not familiar with THAT either! Hrmph. Guess I need to spend less time doing some things and more time doing other things!!! Wink

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    Yeah, Jaybird, that was the first that I heard about the Laya Spot....it looks absolutely intriguing! Variety sure is the spice of life, huh?

    Lori....I definitely need to try that position, but I guess I'll have to take off the stilettos first Surprised Wink Laughing !!!

    ~Marin

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  • Miss_Lolli
    Miss_Lolli Member Posts: 560
    edited May 2008

    LMAO! Oh definitely! Puncture wounds are so not sexy.

    Jaybird....less hoeing and more ho-ing. bwahaha.

    Now you guys got me curious. Laya Spot? I can't even begin to guess.......

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  • rockwell_girl
    rockwell_girl Member Posts: 1,710
    edited May 2008
    Hi ladies, well the laya spot came from me asking from some input from you ladies on buying a sex toy Surprised . Someone suggested the laya spot from http://www.babeland.com/ You'll have to check my thread out or feel free to give ideas here.  I'll have to go back and read through all these post to see if I can learn a few thing : ).  Marin it sounds like you got quite a guy there...way to go girl : - )
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  • Jaybird627
    Jaybird627 Member Posts: 2,144
    edited May 2008

    Jaybird....less hoeing and more ho-ing. bwahaha.

    HAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Yep, too much work and not enough play! Got my vegetable garden in Mon & Tue so that's good to go. Now all I need to do is to set up a date or two for this weekend. Being a single mom of a toddler sure does make dating difficult at times!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    Ok ladies,

    Ive been talking with this guy for a bit now and we were talking about breast and his preference in size....he said that he is sure I will pass the "pencil test"...I know this sounds silly but what the heck is the pencil test?

    Jay-I agree with Lori, more hoing girl!!!!!! I know its hard with a little one, but you gotta make time for yourself too ya know...

    Marin-ya know we are all looking forward to your man getting back dont you.....once things get moving along the stories are going to be endless....but please dont punture him with the stilletos!!!!....when my guy told me that about the pencil test the first thought that came to mind was "Marin, will know what he's talking about"....we have tons of faith in you and your expertise and advise!!!!

    Sandy-hmmmm, I cant look at your link since Im at work but you do have me curious...I havent purchased anything like that yet, am still in the looking stage so thanks for the tip...

    And I do have to put my two cents in with Lori about that position!!!!! It is a ABSOLUTE MUST to do it with the your feet on top of his shins!!!!!

    Have a great day ladies....Im meeting my hunk tonight for dinner....this is a new guy..he's kind of like Marins guy....we have tons of things in common and are both looking for basically the same things, each intriuged with the other.....so Jule's onto exploring again!!!!! But we have done the same as you Marin....we are in agreement that we will wait until later down the road to get sexual and Im thinking when it does head that direction things will be...hmmm, lets say memorable!!!

    Jule

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  • Miss_Lolli
    Miss_Lolli Member Posts: 560
    edited May 2008

    Thanks Sandy, for clueing in the clueless here. I'm not prudish in the least (obviously lol), but I've never had a toy! Surprised  I think just worried about the kids hearing or finding it? But ya know...I don't wanna lose it, so I'd better find one and use it. Wink

    Jule yay someone to back me up!  It's so heavenly, I'm tempted to take credit and name the thing after me (ha ha), but now that I think of it, It may have been called the butterfly? I'm guessing the shape of our beautiful and sexy legs while we "assume the position".

    Off to work...have a great day everyone!

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  • Jaybird627
    Jaybird627 Member Posts: 2,144
    edited May 2008

    Jule, the "pencil test" tests the 'perkiness' of breasts. Supposedly if you place a pencil under the breast and it doesn't fall then that's a bad thing. Or, baybe I'm wrong? That's my interpretation of it was something from years ago. I never passed the 'test' as I was a full-C  cup in highschool so the pencil never fell! Now, I'm just a droopy, flat C cup.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    Thank you for the explanation Jay.....guess I will likely pass this test....Ive always been small B-cup and have dense tissue so not much sag going on here...

    Hows the gardening going?? I thought about putting one in this year but decided not too..I have tons of flower beds and want to re-do a couple of them, plus paint the house so didnt think I would have time for a garden, but I will miss the fresh vegis...

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    Wow, I go in the field for one afternoon and you women have been chatting it up.

    Sandy welcome to our little group....looking forward to hearing your take on things.

    Well we caught our offender and I'm back to the living - still have a lot more rapists to catch but one behind bars is one less on the streets.

    I'm gonna have to catch up with all of you ladies. Since we have been talking with each other for the past few months - I want to know what everyone looks likes - so let's post a picture of ourself so we can have a face to go with the name...what do you think ladies?

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    Hi Pepper...

    Congradulations on finally getting the CREEP and putting him off the streets.....Im so proud of what you do and of you for doing it.....

    Im game to post a pic...

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    Lets see if I can make this work.....if it works this is me

    Jule

    Wow, it worked the first time for once!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    This is me and my son Luke on our cruise in Mexico

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    Pepper

    Luke looks so much like you!!!! what a handsome son you have!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    Thanks Jules but it's not a very good picture of me - I'll have to find a good one.....you look great!

    Luke is off to the Military next year and I will be heartbroken when he leaves - he is my "Peaches". We not only look alike but we act alike. My ex-hubby is the complete opposite from us - he is blonde with blue eyes.

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    You look wonderful!!!!

    My son recently moved out of the area and I miss him like crazy so I understand what you mean about Luke leaving....My ex is also the opposite of us too....the kids take more after my side of the family and since I was a single parent they have more of my attitude than my ex's thankfully!!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    SOOOO KINKY

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    Oh thats funny!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited May 2008

    OMG, y'all, you've been BEING BAD without me, I see! Right on.

    Glad to see we have Lori and Sandy on board because the more the merrier in mojo-land (hey, does that sound like I'm suggesting some group activity Embarassed?).

    So, to catch up a bit....I concur with Jay regarding the pencil test- it's all about having the firm, perky boobies and if they droop, the pencil gets stuck. Men are such A-holes, aren't they? But, alas, they do have that special something that I, for one, need. God sure has an odd sense of humor, I'd say.

    Anyway, back to the joy toys....I think, Lori, that the Magic Wand is not the best choice for you if you have "little pitchers with big ears." It's got a pretty loud motor! In fact, if you've never had a vibrator at all, a little Pocket Rocket (http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-mini/pocket-rocketmight )might suit you well and your bf might like it too...to use on you AND to have you use on him! Or, if you all think that he might enjoy a cock ring, they have them with loops to attach a mini-vibe for you (http://store.babeland.com/men-couples-vibrating/vibrating-cock-ring-triple-play ). Having used this little nugget with my last bf, I can highly recommend it! And finally, we return to the intriguing Lava Spot that Sandy suggested (http://store.babeland.com/vibrators-top-picks/laya-spot-assorted-colors ).....niiiiiiiiiice!!! I just might be sending in my order real soon!

    As for our photos, I only have the ones from that bc article last year and I think y'all have seen those, right? I look the same still except that my hair is about 5 inches longer. Since I'm the least photogenic person I know, I don't plan on having any more taken unless things don't work out with P. (I'll be soooo disappointed...Cry) and, in that case, my friend who took the last ones have offered to take more so that I can post them for more online fishing.

    Well, this tread has me thinking randy thoughts now, so I think I'll check out a little erotica on kara's links and get busy with B.O.B.....late-ah, chicas!

    ~Marin

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  • Miss_Lolli
    Miss_Lolli Member Posts: 560
    edited May 2008

    Thanks Marin! I always wanted to try one of those rings..even if it's not me who's wearing it. lol

    I think that We Vibe thing on the homepage of the babeland site looks like a winner, but I'm not willing speding 100 bucks on something I can get for free. Only if it's going to mow my lawn too. Wink

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  • Miss_Lolli
    Miss_Lolli Member Posts: 560
    edited May 2008

    PS..I'm SO unphotogenic, but I think I may have some pics I can post tomorrow. I guess if we're having group mojo we should see each other. LMAO Marin...just teasin' ya.

    Oh I forgot, I think that's what the pencil test is too. They should make one for beer bellies too! Hmph! 

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  • WildRose
    WildRose Member Posts: 244
    edited May 2008

    Well, it looks like the LD relationship with my SO has gone sour. He got drunk Saturday and, in IMs, abused me verbally, insulted me and the work I do, and made me feel threatened and afraid. I won't be moving in with him any time soon, probably never. After Saturday, the only difference between him and my psycho ex is that he has guns and the ex didn't.

    Things that he made clear with his "conversation:"

    1) He doesn't really like me, especially when he's loaded
    2) He wants to hurt me
    3) He finds me unattractive now since I had a mastectomy, lost my long hair, and started chemo, but I'm all he has, which he resents tremendously. He shows me photos of young beautiful women he says are "hot" and he wants to sleep with them, but they won't give him the time of day (some are his professors). He resents me for being attracted to him but I'm old and ugly and not young and attractive

    4) He blames me for everything bad that's happened to him since we met

    5) He has issues with Mommy and All Womankind and he's using me as their representative

    So I guess that's the end of that.

    *sigh*

    On preview: I see links to lots of nice toys. They seem much less threatening... LOL 

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