Another Story.... Part II

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited May 2008
    a tough b*tch ?   So Spar and Luv began to run only they were so drunk they were running in slow motion.  Harley was ridding the woman like a mechanical bull and the men were so turned on that they began to...
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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
    started throwing money at her and wanting a lap dance. Since there was no stripper pole in the house  she had to improvise with a...
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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited May 2008
    ...cucumber!!!!!!!!  NbN's new brand of cucumbers!  So NbN turned around and said: "Will you girls leave my..."... 
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    chase after us all. NBN ran straight to the limo and got James to drive it around and open the doors so we could run staight in.  Harley said leave the doors open until all the guys chasing us can.......

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    money alone, I am the one doing the dancing so its my money.  We all waited for NBN to finish up and by the time we got in the limo we had thousands of dollars and NBN decided to share and take us out for food and drink. So we went to.............

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
    Mickey D's...they have free chicken sandwiches today. We saved a ton on food, so we headed right to the "spirits store" and bought a case of Cristal. We were cracking up...cheap chicken and then washed it down with Cristal !!! Who's better than the BW Babes???
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    When we got back to bushwackers Snowy had been a busy babe, she had bid for us BW babes to have our own limo.  We are moving on up. Cheap chicken, Cristal, and limos, do we know how to live or what.  Spar said we need to plan our next adventure. Michie said well, maybe we could........

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008

    can make some real money and take our Big Idea of Bushwacker's to the Donny Douche show and see if we should franchise. Everyone that goes on that show seems to make it, and make it BIG . Spar smacked her upside her head. Michie said, "whadda ya go that for?" Spar yelled, "it's Donny Deutsch". Michie replied, "that's what I SAID, Donny Douche....WHAT Everrr".

    Spar & Michie conferred with the other girlz and they all agreed. So off to NYC, the Big Apple  . They all were so excited to see Donny D with their Big Idea.

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited May 2008

    http://www.midlandslimos.com/DSC00043.JPG

    So we went to the Big Apple for the Big Idea...PINK hummer/limo with a logo saying...

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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited May 2008

    "SHOW ME YOURS... and the BW Babes will show you theirs!"

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited May 2008

     as they did and then some!  We started a car pile up everywhere we went and thought...."This is going to be GREAT for publicity!"  NbN was the first to dangle her....

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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited May 2008

    ...new bubblylicous BUTT!!!!!! She just got some new JLO Jeans and she wanted to show her new behind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Luv said... "Me now, me now..."

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited May 2008
    and dangled her junk in the trunk only gravity took over and it kept falling towards the ground no one helped her as they were too busy downing the Cristal and her a** got some road rage.  NbN laughed and said, "Thats whatcha call 'draggin' a**"  Then they had to....
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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited May 2008

    ...invite "Enrico" in to numb Luv's butt pain!!!!!!!!!!!  Man that "kraper" looked raw as hell!  "Luv, have some more Enrico... you w/ be up and running(LOL) in no time!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Michie decided to help... she took out her...

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited May 2008
    handi wet naps in her bottomless pit of a purse and explained that this gave her the whole new meaning to "ass-fault" Luv screamed as smoke bellowed out of her mouth...
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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited May 2008

    ...started to form an indian smoke signal...

    What did it say?!?!?!?!?!

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008

    Pretty, party girlz will make lots of money$$$$

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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited May 2008

    Harley  is glad that they are making so much money, because the first nipple surgery didn't take, and it came off, so now she has to go back on Thursday and have it re-done!  It should be a no charge job, and she will fight her dr. and insurance company til she gets it done for FREE!

    So many men came running when they saw the smoke signal....

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  • snowyday
    snowyday Member Posts: 1,478
    edited May 2008
      and called in their medicine men to meditate for Harley's next nipple surgury, it just has to work this time and if not the BW girls and their fans just have to do some healing meditation and prayers to get that puppy back where it belongs. So we all decided for each Cristal we drink we will stop a moment and think about Harley healing properly then we will go to New York and shop til we drop
    Dressing Room




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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    Poor Luv with her scabby healing butt and Harley with her problem nip.  Spar loved the pink limo and is ready for the New York trip.  Either the meditation or the cristal must have worked because Luv, Harley, Snowy, NBN all were packed and ready to go.  We did stop traffic when we..........

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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited May 2008

    passed by, in the pink limo, and NbN mooned everyone! 

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
    She jumped out of the limo, ran into Macy's and into one of the display windows, and once again, dropped her drawers for all to see on 34th and 7th. A P.O.  was walking the beat and saw NBN in the window with all her glory shining thru. He quickly made his way into to the store to make an arrest. The BW Babes jumped out of the limo to help NBN. Harley was first one out and grabbed the P.O's billyclub and.....
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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited May 2008

    said, "Hey there, you hunky fellow, want to play a game?"  She took off running, with the billy club in her hand, and the policeman in hot pursuit!

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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited May 2008
    Spar2 yelled: "I want me a NY finnest too!!!!!!!" and off she went running trying to find one... right between Broadway and...
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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
    and 6th. There were none to be found, so she strolled over to Radio City Music Hall in hopes to catch the Rockettes doing some of their high kicks.She hit pay dirt and decided to try and sneak on their line...she made it, and started kickin her stuff having a good ole time. Everyones eyes  were on our Spar, and she was so proud of the height she was getting from her kicks. Then she realized WHY everyone was only looking at her...she fergot to put her bloomers on...but she didn't miss a step...she was proud of her "Brazilian" and hey, so what, this was advertisment for Bushwackers!!! Anything for a buck!!!
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    We all finally got back to the pink limo.  We got a call on our car phone that Ellen D. had invited us to her wedding.  She wants it fast in case they change the laws again. Spar said for sure if we go she wanted the bushwacker babes to do a line dance with those high kicks at her reception party.  Michie and Luv were talking and suggested that Bushwackers come up with a theme song for our spa.  Harley, NBN, and Spar were trying to wrack their brains coming up with a song or lyrics.  We decided ........

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
    instead of wracking our brains, to have a limo "happy hour" and we'd fill the jacuzzi, have "James, the limo driver" drive us down 5th Avenue and we'd advertise Bushwackers. While NBN was doing a little snorkeling, and the rest of the girlz were readying for "happy hour", Harley realized we were near Park Ave. where some of the finest PS's had their practice... a bit pricey, but all she wanted was a consult for her slippery nipple. So "James, the limo driver" hung a right and and we found a medical bldg. so we jumped out and started reading the sign of what doc's were practicing here. Luv saw a familiar name so we hopped on the elevator (michie had gas..oppss) and when we walked out, we realized that we were in the celeb elavator!!! There were several bandaged heads walking around, but we were clueless as to who they were. One of the exam room doors were slightly ajar, so we tried to sneak a peek. Spar screamed out...IT'S....
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    Simon Cowell!!!!! he must be getting his botox.  Spar wishes she had her camera.  I wonder who else is in the examination rooms.  We were trying to peek in without the nurses catching us and kicking us out.  Elizabeth Taylor was in one room, but gosh she is so old now what in the world is she getting done.  I could have sworn that was......

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
    Paula and Randy!!! Michie said, all 3 of them must be having a "nip  tuck" for the finale show. We started chatting with them. Just "idol" chit chat at first, but then when we told them who we were..The BW Babes... they invited us to the finale show. So we all broke out in a song and Simon told us to "shut up" before you get UN-invited!! Dat man's so meannnnnnnn
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    Spar is so excited about going to the finale.  Luv said hey, that gives me an excuse to get back up on the stage in front of a zillion people.  Harley said oh no Luv this is only for american idols, we are the audience. NBN said you watch whoever wins is going to have to compete with Luv, she loves to bare it for an audience.  We are going to have to..........

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