Another Story.... Part II

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  • snowyday
    snowyday Member Posts: 1,478
    edited May 2008

    our hair beaded, Bead your hair, bead your hair, bead your hair, thank God we beaded we were so sick of hearing bead your hair all ove Jamacia. And I have to say we look fabulous better than what's her name from 10.  Well as we were stumbling down the beach we ran into Robert DeNiro and Jack Nicolson, now the parties are going to be fantastic.  Before Jack could say it Harley, Here's HARLEY! And we all decided to gamble a bit, we could sure up our coffers'....

  • snowyday
    snowyday Member Posts: 1,478
    edited May 2008

    Okay serious for a moment I need help how the heck do I insert the smileys I downloaded the site but have to fiquire out the next step. Help

  • snowyday
    snowyday Member Posts: 1,478
    edited May 2008

    shit I don't see the smileys' on the tool bar and it downloaded right. Damn going to fiquire this out, and delete these comments (AFTER) I fiquire out how, okay.

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    Robert and Jack invited us back to their beach house for drinks and music so with our braided beaded beautiful hair we headed that way. Robert leaned over to Luv and ask "That is the Harley with the nipple on her thigh isn't it?"  Luv said you'd do better to ask her that she just might.......

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    Snowy, I couldn't get the smileys either.  When I do try i get iwin.com.

  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited May 2008

    ...get really MAD, since everybody has been asking her that, and she is just getting tired of explaining it and showing it to everyone on the beach!!  Luv said, 'her surgery to put it back on her breasts isn't until May 22nd, and she is getting kind of testy about this subject."  So Robert just walked up to Harley and said, "Hey, if you show me yours, I'll show you mine!" 

    Harley had already had a few drinks, so she pulled him along with her, and they disappeared into the night...   

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    Spar was so jealous since Charles Bronson wasn't around any longer she wanted Robert for her man but oh well, the babes comes first always.  The Jamacan guys were invited also so with their drums and singing we all started dancing.  One of the guys says hey mon, let me teach you the dance.  We all lined up and.......

  • snowyday
    snowyday Member Posts: 1,478
    edited May 2008

    decided we wanted to dance in the water with Jack we all know how much Jack likes to dance in the water so with drinks in hand we marhed in the water all of a sudden Jack disapeared, oh shit where did he end up I hope the Jamacian Rum wasn't too much for him, or did a shark get him we all know we should stay out of the water at night...  Whoo hooo I got the smiley face on YESSSSS!

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    Robert dragged Jack up an undertow had dragged him out a little too far.  Everytime he talked water squirted out of him mouth so he must have almost drowned.  We all just sat on the beach and drank our rum and talked about what we wanted to do tomorrow.  Robert said he had a houseboat and could take us........

  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited May 2008

    out for a ride.  We thought it was just a dandy idea, so we all went back to our hotel and packed some extra clothes to wear tomorrow, and then off we went, with Robert, to explore his houseboat.

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    It was fantastic. Lots of room for all of us to spend the day and night.  Robert said we would leave at 8 AM in the morning so we headed back to our rooms to get a good night sleep so we would be well rested and enjoy our outing tomorrow.  Harley woke up screaming and we all ran into her room she had a nightmare that Robert had pulled her nipple...........

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008

    off and ate it!!! We finally got her calmed down...she realized it was a nitemare, and fell asleep while were sang her a lullaby.


    "Hush little Harley dont you cry... the Bushwacker Babes will find you a  hunky guy....and if that hunky guy wont spring, the babes are gonna buy you a BRAND NEW FREAKIN NIPPLE THAT WONT SLIP, SLIDE,FALL, PEEL, OR GET EATIN OFF YOUR LEG!!!"

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    We made it to the boat by 8AM and all sat around drinking coffee and tea just relaxing, enjoying the ocean, sunlight, and fresh air.  Robert was driving the boat heading out to deep ocean waters.  We wanted to swim with the jelly fish and he knew a spot where that could happen.  We all put on our snorkeling stuff and dove it, it was fantastic.  We started playing catch with a jelly fish, Michie threw it at Harley and it landed right on her..........

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    head, them Harley threw a jelly fish at Spar who caught it like a pro and threw it at Luv.  Snowy came up out of the sea and said come on your girls, you have got to see this.  We all dived to the bottom and there was a ........

  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited May 2008

    ... bunch of buffed, drop dead gorgeous male-mermaids waiting for us... and I think I also saw men from Atlantis!!!!!!!!!!!!!  GEE... these guys were super...

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    We were in awe, there was also a treasure chest full of gold, silver, and copper coins.  Spar said you guys distract the malemaids and I will get the treasure chest on board.  When Robert saw it he said it was his boat so therefore his treasure chest.  Evil, sunbathing on board said nope, finders keepers.  Up came NBN and said it alls belongs to the bushwacker babes and that includes the gorgous malemaids.  We got them to come to the surface so we could talk and we ask them if.........

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008

    if they wanted to go to Vegas with us and roll some bones

    After all, since finding this treasure, we now have seed money to gamble with and it won't cost us a dime...as usual !! There was just a slight problem...we're gonna have to stuff the boyz "flippers" in a sock so they make it thru airport security

    Mission accomplished and off we went to VEGAS BABY. Upon arrival, we really needed to get tix to see  Cher  so we found our casino host (Fast Eddie) and and he hooked us up with front row seats and comped dinner at one of the finer restaurants.  But first, we had to "roll dem bones". Spar wanted to go first so michie decided she wanted to go outside and take some "touristy photos" outside the "Palace"

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008

    if they wanted to go to Vegas with us and roll some bones

    After all, since finding this treasure, we now have seed money to gamble with and it won't cost us a dime...as usual !! There was just a slight problem...we're gonna have to stuff the boyz "flippers" in a sock so they make it thru airport security

    Mission accomplished and off we went to VEGAS BABY. Upon arrival, we really needed to get tix to see  Cher  so we found our casino host (Fast Eddie) and and he hooked us up with front row seats and comped dinner at one of the finer restaurants.  But first, we had to "roll dem bones". Spar wanted to go first so michie decided she wanted to go outside for some"touristy photo's" outside the "Palace"

  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited May 2008
    ...Michie spoted a...
  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008

    a little brown bag on the ground. She carefully opened it up, and to her surprise it was filled with orange casino chips...that's right baby...freakin PUMPKINS...$1000 chips!!! WOOHOO...we're gonna need it since spar lost a ton at the craps table...crap! Michie ran back inside (she only fell once...a record breaker) the casino to find the girlz to tell them of their newest good fortune and found NBN chatting with Siegfried & Roy ...

  • snowyday
    snowyday Member Posts: 1,478
    edited May 2008

    fortune and we decided that we would gamble with half and cash it the other half.  Harley decided to try the slots and one 22 million. Wow now we really have it made and since Snowy is Canadian she filled out the forms to get the taxes back to load up our coffers' at bushwacker's.  The mermails were great to have around but it did get tiring pushing there aquarium on wheels around so we decided to find a voodoo queen to.....

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    change them into real humans.  The mermales were not happy, they missed the beauty of under sea life.  Us bushwacker babes are all about us but we did begin to feel sorry for them.  They were a lot of fun but we agreed to send them back to the ocean, after all we were rich rich rich and loving it.  We put them on a plane with a paid guide to take care of them.  Then we headed for the Cher........

  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited May 2008

    ... but we all noticed that NbN was missing... (she had taken off w/ the mermales, a girl and 25 suckers to choose from... NbN's life dream...). 

    So the girls decided to proceed...

  • snowyday
    snowyday Member Posts: 1,478
    edited May 2008

    back to the ocean, it's no fun without NbN so we have to give her a day or two to say goodbye and then ask Robert for a lift to Miami, we haven't hit Miami yet and I for one want to parade my butt on beach there, oooh and buy a designer swim suit with some great havanas' to go with them.

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
    NBN said her goodbyes to the fish dix, shed a tear or two, and realized "she just wasn't into" the fish boyz. She decided to join the girlz at the Cher concert to see what was going on. She made it back just in time for "If I Could Turn Back Time" number. Sailors, sailors everywhere...She was in all her glory. Oh how this girly, girl loves water sports!!! She jumped on stage ready for some action and Cher pushed her off and said.."These are MY bitches, bitch"!! We were all about to storm her when Robert grabbed us and said "Time to go to Miami...I need to see snowny's buff butt in her new designer swimsuit...we we're outta Vegas and on Ocean Drive in South Beach before we could say Ay Carumba...
  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    and very glad to be there.  We all got cute little designer bathing suits.  NBN told Spar you need to quit eating all those sweet and get your a$$ down a couple of sizes to match the boobs.  Michie said we are all beautiful so just don't worry be happy.  Our new quote from Jamaca.  Harley bought a suit in every color they had. Snowy looked so good she didn't need much of a suit, just a little piece of flesh color up and down, she don't even wiggle when she walks.  The guys walking the beach were........

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    looking us up and down.  We ran into Kippy, a private eye friend from our past lives.  She said if we ever sold bushwackers and wanted a job we could come to work with her.  Spar said its a thought.  NBN said that is ALL it is.  Michie said EEWWWW. Harley, Snowy, and Evil just started laughing. We were having too.......

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008

    fun and well on our way to being very famous. Why would we wanna do PI work??? Compared to our new lifestyle, PI work is .

    As we continued strolling down the beach in our new designer swimsuits, we noticed a cruise ship pulling into port .

    The paparazzi were running to the ship flashing their cameras, so we got curious and wanted to see who the fuss was all about. After all, it is all about us, and why weren't they trying to get our pix??? Of course its all about US...they were trying to get close ups of our LUV. She was back from her vacation and was looking damn good! We were waving  wildly at her and decided to jump onboard to greet her. We missed her so much...

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    She was so tanned and looked great.  She also had Tom Cruise on board but the paparazzi was after the bushwacker babes and we all looked fine.  After all the picture taking and interviews and more free advertising for BW we headed back to our rooms to shower and change for.......

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    our dinner date tonight.  Apollo from dancing with the stars and some of his friends took us out for mexican food.  We ate so many peppers and beans that our faces were red and tears ran out our eyes but it was so good.  Apollo wanted to know if us BW girls would like to learn to parachute out of a plane and we started screaming.......

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