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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited May 2008

    Mexican food for the BW girlZ  her treat !  As she was leaving for her cruz...

    ** Bye girlZ  have fun, lots of laughs and I can't wait to read all the crazy, twisted humor that makes my day a little brighter **

    Bon Voyage ! (((HUGS)))  MUCH LUV

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
    ***Bon Voyage, Luv...have a good time!!! We will miss you!!Thanks for the Burito's
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    Bye Luv, will miss you bunches.  Have fun while us BW girls have to "work hard".  Spar said I still can't believe we helped Big Bertha escape, but alls well that ends well.  Big B called a rock band she knew and invited them to come over and play for us BW girls.  They showed up carrying a huge chocolate cake and said we were having a cake eating contest and whoever won gets to.......

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    have a whole day to choose what and where they want to go.  We all got around the table, the cake in the middle, 3- 2- 1 - go.  We all began to cram cake into our mouths, trying not to choke from laughter, then we started cramming it into each others......

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008

    ears, nose and what other orifice we could jam our "tasty cake" into. By this time, we were HYSTERICAL and peeinfrom laughing so freakin hard. Spar was the wettest...the girl really needed a freakin diaper  !!! But who wanted the job??? Ms. Big B starts circling our spar lickin her big ol chops, when NBN & Harely get ready to tackle her, when in walks...

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    big bertha's betrothed, thank goodness.  We left Big Bertha there to finish up the party and us Bushwacker babes headed back to the spa to clean up.  Our manager told us that Vera Wang had called and wants to design a special dress for each of us to wear at her next show, she thought we would be great models and create a lot of business for her and give us good advertisement.  Michie gave Spar a gift, when Spar opened it she laughed so hard she fell to the floor.  It was a box of depends.  Spar said I owe you one.  NBN called Vera and ask to set up a meeting for us to......

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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited May 2008

    try on some of her clothes, and see which ones we liked best.  Vera was going to have them made specially for us, but we wanted to see what she had already made.  We thought it would be fun, and any excuse for a party, right??

    so we all met at Vera's...

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008

    to take a looksie at her new line  and IF we would be interested in participating in her show . Of course we are so freakin excited to do this, but we can't look overly anxious...after all, we are the new IT girlz, and IT IS ALL ABOUT US, so Vera will just have to sweat bullets and wait it out.

    I can see it now...Spar wearing a lovely white lace evening gown....oh no, scratch that...we don't want VDL (visiable depends lines) We will put her in a poofy black little number to hide the "diaper". Harley will be wearing..

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    the white lace evening down that Spar wanted. Michie chose a gold lame' tight gown with a slit up the side.  NBN chose a black leather mini to show off those long shapely legs.  Luv wanted a .....

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008

    pretty little pink dress ...it's her color! She's so pretty in pink, but then again, she can wear a freakin potato sack and she'd still look   H O T!! The rest of the BW babes were still trying to decide on their attire ...decisions, decisions...We all look so freakin slammin in whatever we wear..

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    we are all beautiful women and we know it.  Snowy asked for a pure white dress and Evil wanted camo.  Well, the show is tonight, sure hope we can all walk the walk - without falling that is.  She is sending her private limo to pick us.....

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
    As we arrived at the venue, the secret was out that we were about to arrive and once again the paparazzi  were swarming all over trying to get a good shot of the now famous BW Babes. Spar was the first to exit the limo. She looked HOT HOT HOT and she KNEW it!!! She posed for the cameras and escorts were there to greet us. George (we know him so well now) grabbed spar's arm, gave her a huge sloppy one on the lips and off the went. Harley was next to make her grand entrance. She slid her leg over, trying to get out and all eyes were on her ...as she exited the limo, she really got caught up in the moment and wanted the world to see what artistic work the BW babes do. She slid one leg out and damnnnnnnn...we are GOOD! She was showing all her glory alla Britney and had one smokin Brazilian goin on!!!  The pap couldn't get enough. Next babe out of the limo was Luv . She
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    daintily got out in her girly pink dress and pink heels.  The flash was poppin everywhere, she looked so clean and beautiful.  Then it was Michie's turn, her gold dress was so tight that all that saved her was the slit, she stepped out of the limo and fell right on her a$$ but Johnny Depp was right there to save her, he kissed her long and tenderly on the lips then took her arm and led her inside.  We all loved the dresses that Vera had made for us and we were ready to show our stuff.  Snowy and Evil .........

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
    wiped out the mini bar in the limo and staggered out together hand in hand. They were really mushin it up for the cameras. As they approched their escorts, first snowy, then evil, both fell off their stilleto's . They were giggling and laughing so hard  that spar ran back over to them and whipped out a depends for each. whewwww...that was a close one...Brad and Angelina were assigned to snowy & evil...they were all for Brad, but Angelina too?? They clubbed her on her head  and off they both went with Brad...
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    Spar had the limo take Angelina to a hotel and left a message that she had passed out so we will keep our eye on Brad for her.  Brad was a lot of fun after we got rid of Angelina.  We all walked the walk with no mishaps.  All of our escorts bought Vera Wang dresses.  We drummed up a good business for ourselves along the way.  Snowy and Evil were still pretty staggery so we all went to Starbucks after the show.  We asked  for........

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
    double expresso for the 2 lush-es  . Just as we were ordering our own "joes", we see snowy & evil  in the corner hatching a plan. They were giggling and whispering in each others ear. hmmmm...NOW WHAT??? Wellllllllll...it seems as though they boosted a few little bottles (well, a lot) of "buca" from the mini bar and were ready to "fire up" their espressos. Luv & Spar grabbed the bottles and said...HEY, how bout sharing with us??? So there we were...in Starbucks...once again getting plastered  and all eyes were on US!!!
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    And hey, we didn't care, it is all about us and we wanted to have fun and feel good so we all put a shot in our coffee and since we had the limo to drive us we had several cups.  When Spar stood up the world went whoosh.  Michie said Uh Oh, too much coffee.  Snowy and Evil were plastered so Harley and Luv tried to help us all........

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
    but they soon fell down with the rest of us Lush-es!! . But who cares, we were having fun fun fun and nobody is gonna stop us...we are IT!!! Then there was a problem. Spar started to feel a little dizzy  and sick to her stomach...she needed to get rid of the "buca" so she gagged herself ...then she turned green  got rid of the old stuff and onto the new... her par-tay was back on. She got up and started dancing and the other girlz joined her...
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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited May 2008

    out of the door and into the limo... 

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    (Harley, have missed you a lot!!)

    The limo took us back to bushwackers where we received a call from entertainment tonight that we were on Cojo's best dressed list and they wanted us to........

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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited May 2008

    appear on the show, and do a photo shoot for Time Magazine.  We were also being nominated as "best dressed women of the year"!  How exciting!!

    spar2, I missed you, too!! 

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    We all are so excited, we need to choose a designer for our dresses, Vera did such a good job for us we were thinking of using her again.  Time magazine said we need at least 4 ........

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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited May 2008

    different outfits, so there would be an entire issue with all of the BW gals photos!  So we called Vera, and she sent a limo to pick us up.  By now, we were used to the routine, so LUV and Spar, and Snowy and Evil were each opening a bottle of wine, before the limo even left the curb!

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
    This was just getting way too much for us. We all started stressing and decided we could wait..well, ET could wait for us...we needed a long overdue vacation. So we decided we needed to go somewhere hot and sunny . We were all in agreement, but NBN had one request...she wanted to go to an island where she could snorkel . Michie wanted to pack "Enrico", so we all agreed it would be "Jamaica Mon" ...
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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited May 2008

    so we got the limo driver to drive us to the airport, and we got on our friend Johnny Depp's private jet, and headed for Jamaica! 

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    We all got connecting rooms and we hit the mini bar in each room before getting our swimsuits on and heading, I should say weaving our way to the beach.  Giggling like school girls we were trying to get our snorkeling mask on, Spars kept catching on her nose and NBN's kept squising her eyes.  We finally got all situated and began exploring the burts of color under ........

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
    the sea , but as soon as we dove in, someone yelled "SHARK"...ut oh, this was not good  so we decided if NBN wanted to snorkel  she was on her own!!! We all went back to the pool...we jumped in and made our way to the swim bar. YAYYYY...we were so excited to be here. We asked the bartender what the "special" was today, and he said, "Hey Mon...the BW babes are special...so of course, our booze was on the house! Who is better than the BW babes????
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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008

    Just then, michie's cellphone rang and it was a friend of a friend of a friend. Seems as though her friend Jilz4 is having some issues that we BW babes know all too well, and needs some encouragment. Each one of the BW babes got on the phone and spoke with Jilz and told her that if she needed ANYTHING, we were there...we'd even have "James the limo driver"  pick her up and bring her for her biopsy. We all wished her luck and told her to let us know what happens.

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    We decided to take a walk on the beach and there were some Jamacan guys, dreadlocks flying, doing dancing and drum playing on the beach.  One of them was doing braiding and beading for $5.00 so we all got.......

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
    closer and it turns out, Rasta's wife was doing the braiding. She asked us "Baaaraaid Lady?"  We asked how much and she told us.. $5 $5 $5..we were trying to negoitiate a better price, when we all turned our heads to a hunk on the beach. It was Matthew McConaughey...oh laa laa...new "stuff" for the girlz....
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