I can't get my act together and I don't know why

Do they have any Ben and Jerry's at DQ? Maybe I should go and do the undie drawer so I can win 2nd prize. Have you seen the new commercial for the fudge brownie delight in an edible bowl at DQ? It looks so yummy!!!

Kerry

LOL....now I'm hungry for ice cream!  I already ate the cake.  DH and kids are at a movie.  I just left them a voice mail on the cell to bring home Coldstone ice cream.....I'm a bad, bad girl...

Deb C

Rotflol, my butt is so big it stresses the VWbus undies! Maybe I could get some of the mesh stuff. Oh, I have a funny undies story.

For a while after my marriage broke up, my kids were sharing a dresser with me. My four yo son got some of my bloomers out one morning and was trying to put them over his head. He thought it was a tank top, but wondered who sewed the neck hole shut. LOL

Patrice, the boob in the drawer was a beanie boobie made for me by one of my friends. She made me four of them, but two are currently MIA, lost in the abyss that is my bedroom. If I keep cleaning, I know the other two will show up.

I'm headed to DQ to get my brownie drawers delight. I should mention that Deb was the real winner and I'm 2nd place, tho.

Miss S

I will donate all of my tie dyed undies to Hanna's neighbour's weird daughter. We can use Shirley's car to drive them over and then go to DQ and get one of those new brownie fudge edible bowl delights. I will do that right after I get the undie drawer cleaned out.

Mesh Panties,   Don't you just love them.OMG, another thing that we have to go through.UUUUGGGG!!!!!!

Kerry.

Hanna,

The Commando crew to the rescue!!!!We will save you from those hooligans!!!  But first I have to stop at DQ for my brownie fudge bowl delight.

Kerry

You guys seriously have made my day.  I was so sad this morning, and now I can't quit laughing.  I think if we could just get this stuff written up into a script we could have a broadway show.....10 women with 6 boobs between us and we would bring down the house.....

Deb C

I have been out of town for a few days, and I know that I want to read ALL these... but I am so pathetic, I think I better just start at the end...  I may NEVER get to read ALL the posts!  I read Shirley's comments and Deb's and gsg's about cleaning out the closet and drawers...ME, TOO!!  I would clean someone elses, because that is easier... I can never decide what to keep and what to throw out!!  I just MAY need some of this stuff one day!!

Now I am tired, from the trip back home, so I think I'll go to bed now...  I think I was near you gsg, because I was visiting some friends in DC. 

Harley

Man, ya'll been busy posting today.  I come back and there's two pages of reading to do.  How did anyone get any work done?  No, I did not clean my drawer. 

Deb, darn, I'm proud of you.  I read later down the pages that you still had the garbage bag of your old undies in your closet.  Soooo?  I had boxes stacked up for a year before dh got rid of them.  You did good!

Bin, you're my kind of girl.  Why should WE stress over bills.  My dh made his bed and he's still sleeping in it after 43 years.  Gosh, I'm old!  Bin, you have three dogs.  I have four cats.  Picture that!  And it's been longer than three days since I vacuumed.

Eeewwww....thongs!  Gross!  One of my dd's likes to wear them when she wears slacks..no panty line.  Yuck!  I'd be picking my butt all day long.  Besides, they don't make them big enough for my arse to fit into them. 

Well, Patrice et al, dh didn't make the carrot cake.  He didn't know he was supposed to.  Besides, he FINALLY ate the last piece of b'day cake that I made him (although he said it wasn't his b'day cake..yes, we argued about that too until I set HIM straight) that was in the fridge before I threw it out!  I have an idea.  He can start making carrot cakes and He can start an online bakery store.  Notice I said He!

OMG, I love sundies.  Wishiwere..THERE WITH YOU!

Kerry, I can see you trying to explain why everytime you pass through those doors you set off the alarm.  No one would know what the heck you're talking about UNLESS they've had bc.  As far as dipping bread in bacon grease, no thanks.  But I do like BLTs.  We don't have them often cuz I don't like frying bacon. 

Miss S, you do win the prize.  We all don't like you for being so good!

You do too, Deb.

Patrice, you must have been special.  I don't know which surgery you're talking about.  I have only had one.  And when I woke up I HAD NOTHING ONE!!!!  NOTHING!!!  I've often wondered if I "messed" up my gown.  How embarrassing would that be!

Kerry, that pitiful car.  It's been what, two or three days since he said he's gonna fix it?  I hasn't even thunk about it since.

Hanna says (I like to give credit where credit is due!):

I think the weird teenage daughter is giving off too much estrogen  around here.

That's too funny.  Suppose she's in heat?

And, Patrice responds: 

you should spike the weird teenage girl's diet coke with arimidex.  that'll slam her legs shut like nobody's business.

I'm LMAO!

Deb, these girls are too funny.  We can't feel bad for too long.  Well, my belly is getting exercise it's not used to and will be sore tomorrow.

Patrice, I have to make a comment about your weight after having body parts removed.  I'm gonna put my prothesis on a scale and weigh it.  It feels like it weighs at least three pounds.  I wonder how much my real boob weighed.  It's on my path report, but not in pounds.  I want to tell my doctors that my boob weighs XX pounds and tell them to deduct that from my weight.

Harley, welcome back.  Hope you had a great trip.

Well Hanna, I guess it is nite nite.

Shirley

I took 3 full garbage bags of clothes to the goodwill two weeks ago. Very expensive clothes I'll never wear and haven't worn in years.  Really ... when was the last time I wore a designer suit to transcribe a report in my home office!! Oh yeah ... I remember ... the last time I was a size 10 and worked for corporate America.  That would be 10 years ago!! I'm now a Layne Bryant jean girl and only wear jammies to work!

Suits are gone.  Slacks are gone.  Shoes are gone.  Thongs are gone, although I threw those away!

The only thing in heat around here are the neighbors 30 cats. Will Arimidex work on them??

Bren

PS- Shirley, let me know how much those boobs weigh.  I'm thinking about a mast and want to know what kind of weight loss I can expect!

I'm sure my tissue expanders weigh a ton, each!!! I have eaten so much Ben and Jerry's that I am now getting zits!!! At my age!!! My child was up ALL night and I kid you not, ALL night. Don't know what is up with her.  No drawer cleaning got done but I will try later, afternoon maybe. Would like to get something done today. Was trying to pay the bills but I got tired of that, so will have to return to that later.

Kerry