Another Story.... Part II

to make sure Angelina has her drink.   We have been very good at this party, Harley said we need to stir it up a little.  Spar goes OH NO! What have you got in mind now.  NBN said we are each going to take a different woman and tell each one a name of a famous person at the party and tell them that that person said something about them such as Angelena said your dress was slutty or you look like a fish, something evil.  Michie said ok lets sit back and watch the action.  Luv was pointing at Angelina, Meg Ryan had went up to her and slapped her hard.  Sandra Bullock walked up to Julie Roberts and threw her drink in her face.  Loki said WOW for the first time we are at a party and we are not the ones.........

Harley has been having wet dreams about you ever since we were on your show.  Spar said that is what a mean girl would do.  Spar grabbed Harley and ask is this what you want?  Luv was laughing so hard she spit her drink all over NBN and NBN was so shocked to get spit on that she spilled her drink on Michie.  Loki, said here we go again.  Yea for Bushwacker babes, they really know how to get some.......

Luv went straight to the bar and ordered us all a coconut daquiri. Harley said I forgive all you girls and love you all dearly but if you ever do anything like that again I will stuff my nipple up your nose until you suffocate.  NBN got choked on her own saliva after that comment. Spar said I don't think the hiney lick will work on saliva so Michie just kept slapping her on the back.  The cell phone rang it was Snowy and Evil wanting ...........

when Snowy and Evil agreed to baby sit Luvs pup.  Luv didn't bring any dog food so Evil, Snowy, and the pub headed out for an innocent trip to.....

Yep, the famous Johnny.  He worked another miracle.  We need some fur lined leg shackels also.  Harley said we all get to choose who we want to shackel.  Spar kept screaming I want Indiana Jones, hes mine!!!   Luv said I like mine a little younger.  Michie decided......

Note:  I worked in a prison as a nurse for 12 years and the soap probably has razors hidden inside and now they wear orange.  Can't imagine anywhere worse to spend your life.

she wanted a nice pair of "mink" handcuffs and shackels to match her mink muff. She needed to be totally coordinated when she met...

Yep, some crazy things go on inside the walls

some tuff stuff for poor Snowy and Evil.  Should we plan an escape or should we bribe some correction officer?  We have got to save them from Big Bertha so we.....

embarrased, remembering the encounter they had shared.  He had us all empty our pockets, searched our purses, removing a nail file, cell phone, and a miniture screwdriver set from Spars purse.  We then had to be body searched and pass through the metal detector.  Finally we got to the visitation room and there was Snowy and Evil looking very down.  We ran up and hugged them but then an officer came over and said remember NO TOUCHING.  So we all sat down around the table, Luv got some food out of the vending machine so we had a drink and snacks and planned our......

they started uncontrollably!!!! WTH??? We couldn't understand how they could be laughing...

Dis is a vewy sewious mattew hewe. Bewtha is eyeing these giwws up, and they awe hystewicaw.

OH NO...they all talk like Elmer Fudd!!!

Cwap

No wondew they cant contwow theiw waughtew

they were already missing "Ms. Big B" and decided to invite her to our   Par tay. She waltzed in shakin her maracas...and some might BIG ones I might add!!! She bellied up to the bar and ordered tequila   & Corona's . "Ms. Big B" made an annoucement that she was getting married, so we officially made our party a Cinco de Mayo /Bachelorette party . luv grabbed a cell phone to order up some...