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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    cheesecake he was eating. Spar asked if she could have a bite so he smeared it all over my face and said now I will lick it off.  Michie was screaming give me a piece of that, Harley said lick it off my leg (she got the nipple put back on her leg until she can have more surgery) Harley was rubbing cheesecake all over her nip/leg.  Loki ran to the front and said give me the biggest piece of cheesecake you got and hurry.  Luv started.......

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    whispering sweet nothings in his earoh he'll have all the "sugar" he needs! (a Redford flashback) LOL.. Loki returned with the biggest freakin cake and said, "Wouldn't you like to try my piece of a** ?! Did ....she...just say... Just then michieand thats when "mud"pie wrestling began...

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    We were all in the flooring rolling in the chocolate cake and creamy icing while people started gathering around watching and cheering.People kept ordering more cakes and throwing them in the ring with us.  Michie started throwing cake at the crowd that was watching us, then the rest of us babes started throwing at the crowds.  Then it was a free for all.  The bushwacker babes.......

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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited May 2008

    ...are at it again!!  We had so much fun, throwing the cake at each other, and finally, we ran out of cake, so we got up and limped to the waiting limo, and headed back to BushWackers, and after we got in the shower and washed off all the chocolate cake & cream cheese, we relaxed with a couple of drinks and....

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    discussed what a wonderful time we had in new orleans.  Bushwackers has become famous and we are making the big bucks so we need to find a good accountant to take care of the bills and books.  Our managers are doing really well, they said for us not to worry about it they would take care of everything.  Harrison Ford called and wants to know is he sends his limo if all of us would like to go to the red carpet event of the premier of his new Indiana Jones move.  We all ...........

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
     were like, are you freakin kiddin us??? Of course!!! The BW babes are really movin up that celeb ladder quickly, and with not too much effort. We knew things would go our way, but the RED CARPET   how freakin awesome is that??? Now we just need to call Monique, our stylist, and have her dress us accordingly...
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    Monique showed up this morning with a bunch of clothes, makeup, and hair stuff.  The limo will pick us up tomorrow night.  We have got to keep Luv and NBN away from the margaritas and all get their sober (afterwards we will get loose at the after party) Spar and Michie decided on look alike dresses since they haven't done that since high school.  Luv, Loki, Harley and Snowy are wearing slacks and little camies with bling blings on them.  We are all learning to walk better on the high heels to we all are going with the spikes.  No telling who.......

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited May 2008
    will be there!! We have to look classy for our interviews as well as the popzWe want to look even more gorgeous than we are already!...Luv wanted the highest  pair of StiletosSpar said we should start working out all this drinking and cake licking is catching up so we...
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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008

    we hired a trainer...an extremely buff trainer!  

    He gave us each a program designed specifically for each body type. Spar was told to jump on the

    Harley's workout was Michie was doing  Loki was in a corner doing  NBN was out back eating her cukes..the rest of the gals were  around town except for Luv!!! She needed her chocolote fix, and she needed it quick and plenty. It just happened to be Halloween, and we caught her ringing doorbells begging for a fix

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    Luv's butt is getting bigger and bigger so Spar dragged her away from the chocolates and gave her a video to work out with but she wanted the buff trainer also.  Loki said she would share her stair step with Luv.  Michie thought that was a nice thing to do until she caught Loki eating all the chocolate Spar had taken away from Luv. NBN is the only one that is not gaining weight, it has to be all the cukes.  We all got on the ball and worked out for 12 hours, now we needed........

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited May 2008

    some chocolate for my large bodaciousLuv started singing....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbJ7hPhyPz0&feature=related

    gotta "luv" dat butt!  We all danced to celebrate our "workout" and in walks ...

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008

    Paula Abdual stoned outta her mind and rankin of reefer. NBN screams out..HEY, don't bogart that joint my friend...pass it over to me!!!   Paula complied, and michie went in her bottomless purse and pulled out "Enrico"

       The P A R T Y was on!!! But first, we had to go help out a sister in need. Chemo was doing a number on her, so we brought a number to her. She was so delighted to see us and said she couldn't wait until her nightmare was over and could join the adventure of the BW babes. We told her to be patient, there is light at the end of the tunnel, and you too will enjoy the "fun times" again. We all cried, hugged and laughed and told her we'd be back to make sure all was well. We left and had "James the limo driver" take us to..

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited May 2008

    **sweet michie**

    ...a 7/11 cuz Paula was craving for a "coke" and a smile!  Only she kept forgetting she JUST took a drag and was slurring her words again.  Yet, the BW girls understood every word its like our second language!

    Yes, a little "Enrico" goes a long way (especially for Paula) to help w/the appetite/forgetting your worries mon/and enjoying the fun times indeed....and "James the limo driver is lookin quite tasty" we crawled over Paula and...

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
    found Loki in the corner of the limo plucking her eyebrows  before she got all dolled up  for the Red Carpet  We were all like, WTH??? We own the best salon in "Jersey" and you are sitting back there pokin your eye out??? We screamed to "James the limo driver"...Back to BW's and step on it...STAT!!! We have an emergency hair removal back here. "James, the limo driver quickly made a U'e and off we went to BW's... with Paula slobbering all over the limo while she was drinking her super-sized BIG GULP and swollowing a FOOT LONG weenie..
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    Michied talked Loki into getting her eyebrows waxed.  Paula helped her and the next thing we know is Loki screaming, look at me I have no eyebrows now.  Paula has gotten a little aggressive with it and got rid of all of them.  Spar said not to worry we will take you to a cosmetic tatto artist, he will put you on some permanent eyebrows.  Harley said Yea, I'm not the only one with something freaky.  NBN said we better get it done fast since the premier is ........

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited May 2008
    about to begin and OMG...look at the time...we HAVE no time!!!  Paula was laughing hysterically spitting her big gulp everywhere.  So, we told "James" we have to drop something off ( aka Paula )  and michie proceeded to go in her bottomless pit of a purse and grabbed a sharpie and drew on Loki's brows only "James" his a "pot" hole and michie drew a Una brow!  "Oh gosh"... Luv and michie began to laugh until....
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    their faces were beet red and they could not breath.  Loki said I am not going with this black smear across my forhead.  Spar got James to stop at a gas station with a bathroom and tried to help scrub the sharpe drawing off but uh oh it will not come off.  Harley said why don't we all wear fancy hats like those red hatter ladies do.  We got james to take us to target, we all got hats and Loki's had a half face veil that his her sharpie eyebrows.  We finally got Paula dropped off at Simons and he was none too happy to see her.  Luv was hollaring go James go faster, get us ......

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
    to "da plane da plane"  We had to jet off to Cali and quickly!!! Thank goodness for the time diff otherwise we would have been late. Da Plane is just about to land, when there was thunderous turbulence...we all got pretty frightened, but we HAD to get to the awards so we did what every brave and courageous  girl would do in our situation. That's right..we jumped .. Hey, WTH???...we've been thru way worse. A little dive out of a plane can't hurt us!!!
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    out of here before he catches us. Michie said she never knew Simon could move that fast.  NBN told James just get us to the red carpet.  The crowds grew quite as our limo pulled up, everyone wanting to see what famous person it was. When all of us bushwacker babes got out the crowd........

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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited May 2008

    ***Short intermission***

    Hi girls: sorry I have been MIA... was in Savannah and Hilton Head for vacation... came back to work and it has been hell busy here... no time for anything else....  It seems I have a lot of reading to do to catch up and find out "where and what exactly NbN has been up to.  Will come back ASAP.

    Hugs and kisses.

    ***End of intermission***

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008

    ***Welcome HOME NBN...we sure missed you!!!***

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    the crowd went wild.  I heard someone screaming theres the freaks, NBN said want do you mean freaks and pulled some pepper spray out of her purse and let loose.  Michie said I don't know how we do it but it is a rukus every where we go.  Luv pulled out a can of redi whip and let loose. Harley said all I want to do is see this show and look what happens I can't take you guys anywhere. Spar tried to ignore them and walk and pose on the redcarpet but Harley........

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
    started cheering and clapping for the "Lush-ious BW Babes" We made it...we are famous!!! Joan and Melissa were scrambling to get the first interview with us, but we kindly declined..what was with Joan's face???? She scared us, and we NEVER get scared We made our way along the Red Carpet, struttin our "stuff". Everything was going our way. We were the new IT girlz. We were all gabbin and chattin, when we realized, WTH??? were's LUV ??? OH NO...
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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited May 2008
    showed up with a little somethin other than her nipple between her thighsoh, yea and "stoled the spot light"  Then we all realized they weren't calling US freaks...they were calling  the nerds "GEEKS"...we looked at the ruckus we had created and said, "Oh, my bad" and all got on Harleys "ride" and....
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    rode the redcarpet, with flash cameras going off everywhere.  Michie said we would probably be on entertainment tonight.  Luv said what some good advertising.  We all found our seats and leaned back to enjoy the Indiana Jones movie.  Spar wanted some buttered popcorn so Harley......

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited May 2008

    thoughtfully grabbed us all some "munchies" ....

    http://movies.aol.com/movie/indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull/25440/video/trailer-no-1/2070624

    awesome! Our good friend Harrison with his "jewels" and not too bad with the whip..bad boy... it reminded us of....

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    some of our other adventures.  After the movie we were invited to an after party with lots of food and drink so we.......

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited May 2008
    bellied up to the bar  and of course, all eyes were on US!!! All the big celebs were milling around...Antonio, JD, Bradgelina (without her !!!) Harrison wanted to know what we thought of the movie and his "jewels". luv whispered in his ear..
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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited May 2008
    "Have you seen Angelina's lips ?"  Harrison spit his drink everywhere and looked rather ....
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited May 2008

    sheepish and said I try not to look at those lips because I love them and Brad and I are friends.  Brad came up and wanted to know what we were talking about.  Luv just smiled and said Harrison sneezed and sprayed his drink everywhere. Spar had her margarita and was taking it all in.  NBN told Harley do not put anything absurd in your drink this time.  Harley just laughed and decided.......

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