Another Story.... Part II

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    the "Lush-ish, BW babes" were pretty much toast. Harley was backed up from all the olives she ate ...spar was dancing around with the "catch basin" on her head and it started spinning around ...nbn was chompin on her cucumbers..luv was devouring the remaining freakin awesome brownies from last week...michie was saying..WHAT WHAT WHAT??? The rest of the girlz were passed out in the limo and "james the limo driver"  was at the bottom of the pile, pleading for mercy.. Brad had gas and gelina was caught in a corner doing this 

    ewwwwwww... 

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    Then Harley ate the whole package of lax. and was told to make sure this time she doesn't crap in the toilet cuz that nip will be gone forever!  She agreed and we all headed for another drink then  OMG Harley you don't just $hit on the ground like a....

    {{ michie are you talking about the very begining or just what they missed ?...LOL  quite the page turner! LOL}}







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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    LOL how gross!!!  Harley finally "passed" her nipple.  We saved James and got him to drive us back to bushwackers.  Harley needs to decide if she wants the nipple back on her boob or just tatto a 3d.  We could all take her to.......

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    another tat artist after all he did our BW and monkeys!  He can tat a tit!

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

     **LOL - tat a tit**

    after she gets her tat'ed tit, we can take her to Mardi Gras  and we can all collect beads and dwink some more. The girlz decided to...

    ***the very beginning, luv***

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    get Harley to dance!  She can be so shy ( aside from $hiting on the ground ) but when you get a few drinks in her   she "opens right up" ( ROTFLMAO ) 





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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    Hey, Spar rented a van to take us all to Mardi Gras in New Orleans, we are staying in a luxury hotel suits, all connected room, all have mini bars.  We need new outfits, lots of beads and dare we hide behind a mask or show our ......

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    (I just read from the beginning tonight, it is hilarious.  I'll be doing dishes and think about this and laugh or walk around watering my garden with a grin on my face)

    Ok back to the story

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    **OMG...really cracking up-she opens right up**

    **I do the same thing luv...i couldnt wait to get home from fla to see what was going on!!**

    hiney's for the world to see

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    *** Just read from the beginning I laughed so hard...I too look so so forward to this great laugh..thats a givin and it makes my day ***

    "Addicted to laughter!"Laughing

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    As the girlz were bearing their God given assets they hear a thunderous roar from afar. WTH??? Then the word they heard made sense....BAMMMMMMMM !!!! Out from behind a tree comes waddling Emeril Lagasse. He said he heard we were coming into to town and wanted to greet us with his famous...
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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    creole dishes..."hot and spice-ay"  He winked at michie and said "The secret my dear is in the sauce Bam Bam Bam thank you mam!"  We ran over to take a nibble...
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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited April 2008

    ...this is TOO funny!  ROFLMAO

    Emeril cautioned us not to take TOO big of a taste from the pot, but, spar2 said, "I've had the spiciest foods, and I NEVER have a problem!", so she took a HUGE mouthful, and ....  OMG!  She had SMOKE coming out her ears!  (Sorry girls, but I don't have those cute little smilies!)

    She w

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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited April 2008

    ...this is TOO funny!  ROFLMAO

    Emeril cautioned us not to take TOO big of a taste from the pot, but, spar2 said, "I've had the spiciest foods, and I NEVER have a problem!", so she took a HUGE mouthful, and ....  OMG!  She had SMOKE coming out her ears!  (Sorry girls, but I don't have those cute little smilies!)

    She w

    as
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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited April 2008

    ...this is TOO funny!  ROFLMAO

    Emeril cautioned us not to take TOO big of a taste from the pot, but, spar2 said, "I've had the spiciest foods, and I NEVER have a problem!", so she took a HUGE mouthful, and ....  OMG!  She had SMOKE coming out her ears!  (Sorry girls, but I don't have those cute little smilies!)

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    **Yes, Harley this is worth repeating LOL LOL LOL**

    Sparsaid, "oh my I am so smokin hot!"  "Yes you are... Emeril said smiling, how about another bite ?"...

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    of my creole "hot and spice-ay sausage??? spar said, PLEASE NO!!! I surrender  If I have to drink any more water from your spice-ay food, you'll be  me up off the floor. Emeril just chuckled and rammed his....

    ***harley....i linked the smiley's off of luvs postor go to smileyscentral.com***

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    The streets were crowded, jazz was being played up and down the street.  We were all dancing down the street looking at all the amazing costumes and all the beads when a man in a mask and raincoat flashed his sausages at us, we all started laughing and NBN said have you ever seen anything so.........

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    small????????
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  • Loki007
    Loki007 Member Posts: 57
    edited April 2008

    I wondered aloud,"where did he get that coat full of tiny sausages? How did he weave them into the fabric so ornately? Is that organic cotton?" We stopped bumping and grinding to marvel a bit more at this coat of many colons, when we heard a loud.....











    (Hope you don't mind that I crashed your story.)

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    THUMP!! We had no idea what it was, but as we slowly turned, we realized Emeril went kaput!! out cold!! si a nar a!!  But what put this chubby, fleshy gent down to the ground???? Better yet, WHO???

    ***welcome to the party, loki..glad you joined us!!**

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    Poor Emeril can't hold his alcohol.  We got the guy with the little one to help us get him up and get him inside one of the jazz clubs.  Emeril opened his eyes once and looked inside the raincoat and had the biggest grin on his face.  Harley  screamed oh no look at the stage, Luv is up there doing a strip tease to the jazz.  Loki said she is not going to get all the attention, I am even hotter that she is so she........

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    she marched up to the stage. Loki, Luv and all the rest of the lush-ish BW babes were on stage hoopin and hollerin it up!!!  Luv called out...last one to the stripper pole is a rotten cucumber!!!! Well, of course she was there in a jet second!!!  With Loki right behind. They both took hold of the pole and....
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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited May 2008

    put hand sanitizer on it cuz we don't know where that pole has been! ewww....then Luv  and her new dancin pole buddy Loki wrapped our legs around the long, hard, shiny, steel we now call our best friend ! ohh la la...Loki began licking it

    ( Good thing I santized ) then...

    **Welcom Loki...lots of laughs!!!**

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    because the air conditioner was blasting, and it was very cold in there , her freakin tounge got stuck!!! We dialed up George Clooney and asked him if he would please come right over and help us out. (he's so damn hot, just the site of him with have Loki melting )  George said "no prob!!! I'm actually in the VIP lounge getting a lap dance from...
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    Snowy, he had really taken a liking to her and swept her right off her feet.  NBN was eating her cucumbers, Harley said I don't know where she gets them or how she does it but she always has a cuke somewhere.  George took one look at Loki with her tongue stuck to the pole and completely took advantage of the situation by checking to see if she was as firm as the rest of us bushwacker babes.  He screamed oh wow another one for me, then poored his warm coffee over Loki's tongue and the pole.  She came loose saying I owe you my life and I will.........

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited May 2008
    be glad to stick my tongue to ANY pole if it brings on Clooney!   
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  • Loki007
    Loki007 Member Posts: 57
    edited April 2008

    (BWAAHAAHAA!!)



    The Girls headed back out into the streets of New Orleans. Loki turned to Luv and said," Whethuuthth meembuthuthua!" Her tongue was still swollen from the pole and all the Clooney love, but loosely translated, she said......

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    (translation) "Wait does my butt look big ?"  We had no clue we were to busy lookin at Clooneys Niiicee piece of....

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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited May 2008

    ... *ss!!  We all wanted to give him a massage, and were hoping that he'd tell us that he was in pain, and needed a massage, like the guy who hurt his thumb while golfing... I think we are going to have a fight over WHO gets to give George his 'massage'...

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