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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    Score??? puleeseeeeee...of course you scored 10's across the board. You're a  10 in my book any day of the week...even if you're not nekid!!!!Wink
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    We finally got Luv in the taxi, we made it back to bushwackers but we had someone following us.  Behind us in another taxi was Mr. Depp he was still following Harley, was it more than just his 3rd eye?  Snowy told Harley, "just sit down and talk with Johnny and see where that goes"  In the mean time Rachael Ray called to see if we had a bushwackers special.....

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    All the BW babes privatley discussed this matter and came to the conclusion that Rachel should whack her own macaroni if she can't afford us...she's got enough dough...why should we give her a discount??? We need some real dough to keep up with our lifestyle, so no discounts for celebs!!!!

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    Rachel called back and said she would pay full price and come in once a month for the "works"  she also ask if we would come on her show(and she would pay us the going rate for that)  so we.......

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    {{awwww a perfect 10 ???!!!  Bow Down Waveyou guys DO Luvme ! haaaaa !!!..tell her anything just so she gets dressed ! Wink}}

    oh ...ughm...yes the 'going rate' would suffice! We would also bring our new line of products for the audience.  The new aromatherapy line...cucumbers as well as the hot oil with exfoliants (made with left over Margarita salts) and incense made with the finest ingredients of "enrico" yes the new line will be called...







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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    "Essence of Enrico"
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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    {{OMG..I can't believe they have a smiley for that!LOL LOL}}

    ...a little BW secret.  We packed up to go see Rachel Ray and gave our full line to the audience they were thrilled to say the least as was Rachel! Kevin Costner phoned Rachel and said he would love...





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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    ***Can you freakin' believe that smiley??? I was crackin up***

    to stop by, but he had to go over to DWTS...seems as though someone did take a spill on the show and he is on stand by to fill in.

    ***hmmmmm....right church, wrong pew***

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    Several people in the audience made reservations for bushwackers and also ordered our essance of enrico line.  We are drumming up the money.  Kevin Costner said he would be in next Tuesday for the works.  Rachel wants us to put together a cookbook from bushwackers for her show, not only food recipes but oils and candle recipes also, do we really want to......

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    work that hard??? NOOOOOOOOO..we have bigger fish to fry so we decided to hire a team to take care of the cookbook and anything else Rach wanted us to do. After all, we are up and coming in the celeb world, so we must act as such. We have to look good...after all, IT IS ALL ABOUT US!!!!!
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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    Yes, its time we take care of "me, myself and I" for a change!  NbN said, Costner wants to head up to Hilton Head for a round of golf.  So Kevin grabbed his balls and we...
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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    watched as NBN flirted with Costner and she asked him if he needed any help with his "club". Costner replied..I never turn down an offer like that from such a wickedly, attractive young lady. So off they went..Kevin with balls in hand, NBN toting his other goods...
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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    NbN was telling Costner to "hit it firm" and make certain he "takes it all the way to the hole."  So michie and Luv were playing golf. michie teed off and watched in horror as her ball
    headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball clearly hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. Hurrying up to the man michie exclaimed 'Please allow me to help, I'm a message therapist and I know I could ease your pain if you'd allow me.' ''Oh no, I'll be all right in a few minutes,' he replied. He was in obvious agony,lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.
    At her insistence, however, he finally allowed her to help him. michie gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and then asked, 'How does that feel?'
    'It feels great' he replied - 'But my thumb still hurts like hell.'  Current Mood - Giggly 





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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    michie carefully inspected the gents thumb and annouced that "it looks like Harley's nip made it's way to this guys thumb"!!! Damn that slippery nipple!!! So whadda ya think the BW babes do???
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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    we asked NbN but Costner was busy screamin, " Who's your caddy who's your caddy !?"  Spar said, yeah !!! speakin of slippery nipple lets have one!

    1 part Sambuca

    1 part Baileys Irish cream !  Yummy!!!  We all agreed but Harley...

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    wanted her nip back, but the girlz were tossing a few back and asked Harley if she could wait a few while we all caught a buzz 
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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    {{ROTFLMAO...I just spit on my laptop ! LOL }}

    As caring individuals such as ourselves we need to tip a few back! NbN came stumbling back saying Costner wants a "foursome" ... 

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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited April 2008

    ...but, first, he wants Michie to give him a massage like he gave the guy who hurt his thumb!!  She agreed, and off they went!

    Meanwhile, Harley STILL wants her nipple back!!

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    LOL LOL ... michie returned and said Costner is currently "looking for his balls" so we took this opportunity  Downing Shots ...





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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    to say a prayer that Costner finds his balls  and Harley finds her nip  
             




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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    Our prayers were answered as Costner returned with his balls in 'hand' and Harley with her nip on....well her leg LOL...and Costner smiling, "After 18 holes I can barely walk!" NbN smiled back and said, "Well I have to say you do have a nice stroke"  so we Downing Shots

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    had a really good buzz going by now  , and it wasn't even the crack of noon...and still did not fire up "Enrico"!!!  If the day started this good, we can only look forward to...
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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
     Vomit Into The Toilet....the porcelain god!!!!





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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    BUT...do not fear, spar has a homemade remedy for one who has over indulged. She grabbed her purse and was flinging these out left and right...her purse was "bottomless"!!! Speaking of bottomless, there goes Luv ....
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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    again!well with all those shots she inhaled that was a givin! The golfers ran after her to put some clothes on and Luv ran away screamin""They're after me lucky charms !!!""  ...

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    Poor Luv.. bottomless, strange men chasing her lucky charms and all she could do was stagger over to the "19th hole" and join the lush-ish girls of BW's  for an afternoon "happy hour"...
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    ROFLMAO  with tears running out of my eyes. I am crackin up!!!!!!We all had a pretty good buzz going but Luv was starving, ready to eat anything she saw so we thought we had better order lunch now. Spar told Luv no food until you cover your a$$.   After all the ball carrying and NBN doing all that stroking, everyone had worked up a good appetite.  Harley was fussing about her nip, we have got to get that girl to the doc and get that nip put where it belongs. Michie told Harley just keep it on ice, so Harley stuck it in her drink and kept on.......

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    whining as she was stirring her frosty, tropical drinkie  with one of those cute little umbrellas, when all of a sudden, **splatttttt**!!! Harley's nip was now definately on the endangered species list!!! Luv mumbled, "jeez, HarrrLeey, whadda go do that fer????" Harley was just devastated...she was whimpering..."I didn't know that was my nip.. I thought it was an olive...I just wanted to suck the pimento out!!!!"
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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    *****Did you guys go back to the beginning of this story and read it??? I just did, and it's freakin hysterical *****

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    Spar told Harley it was ok, we would give her a laxative and catch all her poop in a basin.  With the exlax it should come out soon and still be good.  Just have a cup of ice ready to put it in. Luv had ran to the drug store to get the exlax.  We finished our lunch and NBN ordered us all another frosty drink with the cute umbrella in them.  Michie asked for Harley to have 4 olives to calm her down.  When Luv returned we......

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