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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    shark shark!  NbN threw the champagne bottle at the "dolphin" and michie ran so fast on top of the water screaming help me someone please help me just then MissSHAPEN JUMPED IN THE WATER!!! lol lol..

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    "Jaws" was gone and all the girlz jumped in with MissShapen ...after all, Girlz Just Wanna Have Fun!!! So there we were, bobbin and gigglin and welcoming our new gal pal, MissShapen along for our wild ride, when....

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    Mr Redford said for us all the climb back in the boat it was time to head for home and he had a limo waiting to take us back to bushwackers but could we have dinner with him at his home first.  We all scrambled in the limo and NBN whispered in his ear "can I have some cucumbers"  We all cracked up and said give her the cukes but the rest of us want........

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    a date with "enrico" and some chocolate!  So we pulled up to the Godiva bought a few pounds and went into the next store where they sold....

     {{Poor MissShapen Wowthere should be a "warning" ...we'd probably get more BW babes anyway! ROTFLMAO}}




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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    sexy bras and butt floss.  Robert let us all pick out one set on his tab so we would have something nice to swim in his pool, he also is going to invite some friends he named Charles Bronson and Lee Majors for a couple.  We got out with our new under outfit, chocolate, and huge appetites.  We were starving after a full day of sun,sand, and wine.  Robert ask us to save the chocolate for.......

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    **** Hey Spar, my twisted sister...is this 2008??? cuz if it is...Bronson is  Morte!****

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    LOL  LOL LOL ....oh my!  Now THAT is just "twisted" ROTFLMAO... ROTFL

    Okay, I'll take old Redford...at least he has a heart beat! 

    Sorry...spar you have been spendin too much time with "enrico" babe! 





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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    Could I lay that mistake on Robert, he forgot Bronson doesn't have a heart beat now.  It really is 2008.  I mean at his age he is bound to forget some stuff.  Anyway, we are saving the chocolates for later after we pig out on the Italian buffet that was ordered for us.  Spar told the BW girls she would get them some younger stuff next time but just enjoy the golden......

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    Bond ( The new British Agent ) Spar meant!  Ohhh la la ! Frisk me Frisk me !!!!!!! 

    ...we saved the chocolate for what!!??? LUV said, (she loves her chocolate like NbN loves her cukes ) Redford said " Oh LUV you have so much to learn then whispered in her ear....

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    {{ROTFLA...YES, YES Redford is "loosing it" thats okay...he remembered to buy us a bunch of goodies}} Laughing
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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    "Raindrops are falling on my head"...I have an extra DEPENDS in my knapsack, honey!!!! Why don't you go try one on for size???

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    is that what he just whispered in my ear!?  He IS loosing it! LOL..He buys me butt floss and sexy bras and now he wants me to try on his depends!? First its Bronson now this ???!!

    {{although I may need them now cuz this thread is too funny}} he is kinkier than I thought !!!!! I kinda like it ! ( LOL!!!! )

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    While you're in his knapsack, Luv, please pass a depends my way cuz I'm peein my drawers here too!!!
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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    LOL LOL...

    So Luv grabbed michie and went into his 'knapsack'  We undressed and placed them all over our privates.  ( Good thing I just had the Hot wax Brazilian done @ BW's LOL )  we strutted out and Redford was so turned on he picked up the chocolates and.... 

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    devoured them. Since he's a diabetic, he almost joined Bronson, but Luv was quick to react realizing what was about to happen and..
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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    grabbed the rest of the chocolates!!!  As a chocoholic this B*tch doesn't mess around!  Redford started convulsions and now we know why he carries his "knapsack" its all too clear!

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    Yes, indeed, it's very clear!! It's time for the BW babes to move em out and get on with our adventure!! We have no time for Bronson's and the like, so Spar flipped opened her cell phone and dialed up our good friend...
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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited April 2008

    ...Harley... she got rid of this extra dead weight, by showing these guys her nipple... they passed out, and we made our way to the nearest cafe, where we ordered...

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    a round of Capicinos and Ben Stiller called, he needed more material so he likes to hang w/ the BW babes for his upcoming films.  Ben Stiller , Lenny Clarke , Keith David and Markie Post in Twentieth Century Fox's There's Something About Mary
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    Ben let us use his limo to take us back to bushwachers if he could have a free massage.  So soon as we arrive he started stripping off his clothes soon as he walked through the door.   Spar ask him to be a little more patient until we could set up a room and assign his massage person.  He was mad then, he wants us all to......

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    take turns and message him.  We tried to explain that we were "silent owners" and we had new management that would tend to his every need.  He busted out in...

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    song and said ok take me where you want me and send me the people to take care of my every need. We all snuck out and "took" his limo and went to a salsa dancing class, boy did we.......

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    need a break from BW's ( LOL ) we downed Ben's wet bar in the limo and arrived at our class!  michie placed a rose in her mouth and began dancing like a pro!  We were amazed at her talents even the salsa instructor was impressed.NbN had a few moves herself and the rest of us were dancing like...





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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    we were auditioning for "Dancing with the Stars". Harley's lightbulb came on, grabbed Spar's cellphone (seems as thought spar is the only BW babe that has one!!!) and called Kristi Yamaguchi (they're tight) and told her to take a fall tonite and she's going fill in for her. Kristi ok'ed it since she knows she's a shoe in to win. So off went to DWTS studio in Ben Stiller's hijacked limo. But first we had to stop off for provisions...

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    we had to get our dancing shoes along with glitter and glam!  Now all we need is something to persuade the judges.  Harley picked out...

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    a beautiful leopard print short slinky dress, short enough to show her nipple.  We decided to not even ask the judges, Harley was just going on out there when Kristi's name was called.  Luv said I think I will just walk on stage butt naked during the dance.  We all knew enough to know she would really do it and we were.......

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    once again having the discussion about the bushes and her ignoring our plea to put something on! So her "bright idea" was to  "distract" resulting in "attract" so she....

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    agreed to let Harley have her moment in the spot light without distractions. The judges actually all gave Harley a 9 so she did extremely well. After the show Luv had to have her attention so she streaked naked across the stage at the end of the show holding up a huge sign saying Come to Bushwackers, we know how to treat our customers.  The cell phone started ringing.......

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  • snowyday
    snowyday Member Posts: 1,478
    edited April 2008

    Johnny Depps' eye, and he screamed, finally all my life, I've been looking for the third eye, and here it is.  But Harley knew she needed her nipple back so back to plane they went this time she knew she had to negiotiate for her nipple back and to keep Johnny as a happy customer.  Darn he is so excited about his third eye, now what will Harley do....after all she is the birthday girl hopefully he will....

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    {{hey what was Luvs score anyway ?! LOL}}

    hopefully he will make all her wishes come true!  So we all gathered in a taxi as our hijacked limo was MIA and Luv still wouldn't get dressed until she had her "score"...Road Moony 





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