Happy IVGLDSW Day!

Today is International Very Good-Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day! And  remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave  with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved  body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what  a ride!"

Have a  wonderful day!

"Inside every older person is a younger person--wondering what the hell happened." - Cora Harvey Armstrong

"Inside me lives a  skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with  cookies." -Unknown

"The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy." -Helen Hayes (at 73)

"I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows."

-Janette Barber

"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint." -Erma Bombeck

"Old age ain't no place for sissies!" -Bette Davis

"Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling  apart."

-Caryn Leschen

"If you can't be a good example--then you'll just have to be a horrible  warning." -Catherine

"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on."-Roseanne Barr

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." -Maryon Pearson

"Nobody can  make you feel inferior without your permission."-Eleanor Roosevelt

When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!

(PS...Some other Very Good-Looking, Damn Smart Woman wrote this.  I'm just passing it along to all of you.)