Another Story.... Part II

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    all started to strip down, when all of sudden...BOOOINNNGGG..with all the oils and massaging that was going on, Harley's nip slid off her leg and went careening across the room and landed on right smack dab in the middle of....

    Happy Birthday Harley

    *you girlz crack me upLaughingLaughingLaughing...I sure missed a lot last week*

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    platter of smoked oysters, it kind of blended in with the oysters, Harley was frantically trying to get it before someone ate it.  Michie was screaming  "if someone eats it, we can't get another one"  Spar, Luv, and Evil were trying to help nab it but it was so slippery it slid across the floor then.....

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    who appears licking her chops??? None other than Ellen! We all knew how desperate Ellen was to sink her teeth into Harley's shiny new nip, so we all frantically raced across the oil slicked floor, slippin and slidin when Luv performed the "hiney lick" and out of Ellen's mouth popped....
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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited April 2008

    ...Harley's nipple!!  It was all oil covered, and slimy, but at least, Ellen hadn't started chewing it, she was just gonna swallow it WHOLE!  YUCK!!! .... 

    Now Harley will have to call her ps to see if he can get her scheduled for an EMERGENCY NIPPLE REPAIR SURGERY!!   She said "No Worries...This guy is a freakin' ARTIST!"  But, he got confused, and sewed the nipple back on her....
     

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    middle finger!!!! Harley woke up from the mild sedative given to her and asked for a mirror to take a looksie at the "artist's" work. She put the mirror up to her boob and couldn't find her nip...she gasped in horror when she realized..

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    she had a "flipple"...it seems the "artist" of a PS had joined Harley with his own "sedative"  What can we use to improvise....
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008
    I am cracking up!!!  Spar ran to hobby lobby and got harley a wet and stick tatto for her boob so she wouldn't be so upset.  Michie asked Harley if she liked to suck her finger and if it would turn her on with it on her finger, she gave it a try and said I can't feel &@#% . Luv said no wonder it has been on and off of so many areas of your body even it doesn't know where it goes.  The sunflower nipple looked really good and Harley decided she might .....
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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited April 2008

    just keep it, and throw that &@#% nipple away!!

    Then, the girls all went out to celebrate Harley's freedom from having that nipple on her leg for a whole &@#% year!!

    So, they went out to an all-night...

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    illegal gambling casino where you must give a password to the little old coot behind the secret window. We needed some extra cash-ola because the girlz decided they all wanted tatoo's.  They were trying to come up with the password, when Spar shouted out...
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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited April 2008

    NIPPLE!  That was the magic password!!! 

    Harley just watched the gambling, because she is not very lucky, when it comes to games.  But, Spar won $500, and Luv won $5000!!  When we left, early in the morning, the girls had won $50,000!! 

    Now to find a tattoo parlor...

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    after all michie's "big dipper" and BM and our BW was just the first!  We should get... Tattoo Picture #2
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    I wonder if one of us is going to get that monkey on the other side? Hey, that looks like Harrison Ford over there getting a tattoo, it is!!! Lets mob him and see if he wants to.....

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    {{If its going to be anybody it'll be michie! LOL LOL....LOVE you michie WELCOME back by the way we missed ya ...and your humor !}}Wink

    Join us for a little "monkeying around!"   Harrison looked like his "action" days were just about to begin... 

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    **Luv u 2 Luv...sooooo glad to be back home**

    with a banana in one hand, cucumber in the other, he was making a bee line for NBN. Just as he was nearing her, NBN screamed with laughter, "Harrison, whatcha ya gonna do....

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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited April 2008

    ...with that cucumber?!!  OOH.... Show me...

    so, they disappeared in the back, in the room where they keep the supplies...

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    We could hear OMG THATS beautiful and its a lot harder than I thought it would be!  You are so talented yes yes very talented, I wanted something like this for so so long how did you know I always wanted a....

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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited April 2008

    omg!  lol  

    "...come on, Indiana Jones... hmmm....it feels SO GOOD!....

    ooohhh....just a little harder...." 

    We could ALL hear what was going on, because they had accidentally pressed the intercom button!   So...

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    then we heard NBN say..your pickle is lookin mighty tasty honey, may I have a bite???

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    Harrison said, "PLEASE do take the WHOLE thing you look like you can take this one on in one...

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    We all ran to peak at what was going on and it was a disappointment, they were cutting up the cucumber making little sandwiches and picking out the biggest pickles to put with them and making banana and peanut butter sandwiches (oh you gutter mind girls) and laughing and getting to know each other better.  Michie went straight to the bottle of liquid butter and right up to Harrison and squirted him in the face, he grabbed the peanut butter and was chasing.......

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    michie's monkey tail and said..
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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    michie, they began smearing it all over each other and rolling around and we could hear michie screaming, "You got me all WET!" and Harrison laughing saying the "secret was in the 'sauce' and it had been passed down from generation to generation.  michie said, Oh, and my favorite creamy then they....
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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    tried feeding the "monkey" with the banana ! ((ROTFL))

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    michie's monkey wanted no part of the excitement and screached (michies monkey is a talking monkey) "HEY, don't you girlz have some work to do??? I think it's about time you party girlz get back to  BW's and set up some appts. I need some big banana's..I'm having company over at my tree tonite"...
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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    Harrison must have "slipped" something in our soft drinks cause we were actually conversing with michie's monkey "justifying" why we hadn't been at work!  NbN laughed and was talking to her cucumber saying, she never has to worry about little cukes running around and it stays hard for a week.  Then Harrison said, "Lets go hunt for my rock...

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    meaning the 4 carat diamond he lost off of his butter slickend hands.  We were all on our hands and knees trying to help find it when Harrison said watching us was better than......

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    making movies.  He called for his limo and said you guys sure know how to pick up friends along the way.  We all piled in and headed back to bushwackers to plan for our next.......

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    adventure.  Only Ally McSqueal came bursting in just when spar had her buttery hands on Harrison's "jewels" and....

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    he told Spar she can have the @#$%diamond just turn him loose.  Back at Bushwackers Paula Abdual was there getting her nails done and invited us all to go live to American Idol, she gave us front row tickets so we.....

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    of course, since we would be in the front row with all eyes on US (it is all about US),  we needed new outfits. We called in our stylist, Monique and she had tons of goodies for us to try on. Luv was first and picked out a luvly...
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