Another Story.... Part II

the Bushwackers' wondering what was in it Harley bravely opened the box and to her delight it was full of cash and jewelry, with a note saying that they knew we needed a financial boost and would this help, we sat in the oil in stunned silence wondering who sent it.

"Give NbN a hundred thousand... she is going on vacation, she needs all the $ she can get her hands on for,

margaritas,

cucumbers,

cabana boys,

massages,

oil baths,

escorts,

"Enricos" (lots of those),... you freaking name it! 

We will miss you NbN", all the girls said (LOL) waiving at NbN...

stop by MY house, on your way to Hilton Head!", HARLEY yelled!

Have a wonderful vacation, NBN!!! ...

their personal use, later...  NbN said to Harley, "I think it's too late to keep that $#%# NIPPLE a secret, since the whole WORLD knows about it now!!!

Harley is very embarrassed now... 

...Johnny Depp walked up to Harley and said..."I have heard SO MUCH about that nipple, and I'm really getting turned on now, so will you go with me, into the bathroom, and show it to me?"  Well, HARLEY was speechless... 

So, she jumped up, and ran into the bathroom, with Johnny Depp RIGHT BEHIND HER!!! 

The others were laughing, until  30 minutes later, and HARLEY hadn't come out yet...

discussed how much better flying private was that flying public.Harley was smileing from ear to ear when she came out of that bathroom. Johnny Depp said he was going with us to the bahamas and wanted to know if he could invite some of his friends to meet us there.  Luv said.....

extrodinary.  One of the men we met was from jamaca, lots of dreadlocks on a very big man.  He was going to spread our fame across his islands also, he said he had clients that come to the states looking for health spas like bushwackers.  Luv had a little too much wine and was sucking on her snorkling tube instead of blowing out the water she was choking and laughing so hard that bubbles started coming out of the ocean from both her ends.  evilelf was ......

maybe when this vacation is over you all would consider coming to jamaca and you can all stay at my place.  Harley was so sunburned she looked like a cooked lobster, calypso grabbed the alovera gel and was chasing her around to cool her off. Spar was sitting in the sand until the sand fleas chased her into the water, a wave knocking her over and choking her too. Luv pulled spar up by her hair and ask......

(you girls above post made my eyes water up it was so full of meaning)  Now to silliness again.

Donny Osmond, Harley was shocked saying oh no! thank goodness he has his clothes on when out behind the curtains came the playboy strippers, this made harley a little happier.  We all started going through our pockets and purses (spar grabbed the cash register) trying to find dollar bills to poke in their g-straps. Luv was so excited she kept missing the g-string and hitting.......

OMG! ROFLMAO  stuck on his g-string, on his bare skin, and on his dollars.  Spar was laughing so hard she peed her pants,  Michie was trying to sneak her nails off of him as he danced, it wasn't easy so she got Luv and Calypson to help.  We couldn't get them all so Harley jumped on the stage and sat on him while we ganged up around him and got all her nails off before they stuck him.  He ......