Another Story.... Part II

anything for a couple of dollars, and she had heard the rumor about Harley's nipple being on her leg, and she just HAD to see it!!  So, here we sit, waiting to go on her show...

cut a hole in an old pair of jeans that HARLEY was wearing, and it was a big enough hole for the nipple to show thru...

ate the pastry and pulled michie on the stage with us.  Ellen had harley sit in the middle with her legs apart and the camera tuned in to.....

the camera went back to Harley's nipple, the cameraman got confused... He kept going from her chest to her crotch area until Harley got fed up, decided to take her pants off and really show them.............

Harley finally jumped up and ran off the stage!  She said, "this is too weird, even for me!" 

So then...

started to talk to the audience about our bc experiences and how very important it is to find a cure... 

Later, back stage, Ellen asked Harley if she wanted to go out for coffee later, ...

...snuck out through the bathroom window because we were all out of cash....

very tired and decided to sleep, but the minute we fell asleep Ellen showed up with Guitar Hero and started playing loudly singing, bye, bye American Pie..... this is what we get for stiffing her with the bill.

... and the phone rings!!!!!!!!!

Who the heck could it be... it was only 2 in the morning!!!!!!!!  Had to be someone from the East coast!  But who?!?!

Harley a note, saying that he wants to be sure they get some good shots of the nipple... 

All of a sudden, HARLEY got shy, and wasn't sure if she wanted to go on Leno... but, the girls talked her into it, so...

the shop.  We need to restock our shelves with oils and set up appointments for all the messages left on the machine in our absence. Meg Ryan left a message she needed an appointment for next week.  Clint Eastwood wanted to hire an escort for......

sweetheart.  We bronzed him and he loved it.  Spar wants to be the one to escort clint but she will have to fast for 60 days to be able to get into a simple vera gown.  Denzel said he had seen harley on the Ellen show and wants to see the nipple on the leg in real life. luv and calypso were rolling on the floor laughing so hard.  A whole bottle of oil had been spilt on the floor everyone coming in was slipping and sliding so we all stripped and ........

began to moisturize each other, Denzel said this was the best most relaxed time he had in ages and would recommend us to all his friends for the sheer fun of it.  We were so happy we could not......