Another Story.... Part II

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

     paramount studios to check the time of our appointment.  Britany Spears was  just coming out of the studio as we....

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  • evilelf
    evilelf Member Posts: 1,066
    edited April 2008

    glared at her perky young breasts,

    but was really jazzed at her new.......

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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited April 2008

    ...cr&^%$! underwear!!!!!

    (Sorry girlZ... long day at the penny maker and for the sake of me could not log in here...).

    So let's see, Michie, Evil, Spar2, Luv, Luv2camp, NbN, Harley44(did I forget anyone?!) all walked in Paramount Studios ready and set to play Strip Poke "Her" w/ JD as their escort!  And "Her" being Brittany Spears! 

    "Quem e essa gaja?" perguntou a NbN muito furiosa a Michie! 

    (Who is that chick, said NbN very angry to Michie !)

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    *michie shruggin* I dun no. Quietly, michie whispered in NbNs ear...She was lookin for you...said something about toothbrush a snorkel and some cucumbers..she said ya's did something with them...sorry I couldn't hear her NbN, I'm still waitin on my earpiece...
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    the best i could get out if the director was all of us poke her (brit) with the objectes of our choice.  We have a table full of items, snorkels, cucumbers, toothbrushes, wet noodles.  When we make her lose her cool we get the money for bushwackers, if she stays calm all we get is Johnny Depp.  spar was screaming come on nbn keep on.....

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    keepin!! JD was off to the side waiting for his "Hummer" to arrive. Calypso finally showed up with racoon eyes...where ya been??? All the other girls were were on floor giggling hysterically and deciding how we would spend  the money we were gonna win. Just then, Luv, was unable to control her laughter that she...
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    had tears running down her face along with mascara, she couldn't even catch her breath.  JD tried giving her cpr breaths so we all pretended like we couldn't breath so we could....

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    get in on the fun. Inbetween respirations, JD got all pi$$y, and gasping for air said...WHERE'S MY HUMMER??? I want it, and I want it NOW!!!  Luv finally came to and said...

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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited April 2008

    ..."I am missing my undies!!!!!!!! BRITTTTTTTTTTT U BEACHHHHHHHHH!"

    All girls got together and aimed for BS... oh they were going to...

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    give it to her good.  Britt screamed, "I don't have your thong" (LOL)...I don't even wear undies see ?"   We all screamed, it was bad enough she shaved her head for no freakin reason I might add.  michie said, "I have a song" and started singing....

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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited April 2008

    My Virtual Girlfriend

    She's my virtual girlfriend, and I'm her virtual man
    I log on to her love anytime I can
    I met her on the Internet
    Don't care that I ain't seen her yet
    Cause she's my virtual girl and I'm her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

    I found her at AOL love online
    she said this big, busty from Bama is quite a find
    I downloaded her picture and what a dream
    looked like a face cut out of a magazine
    Well, it turned out it was but I didn't mind.

    Now I see her at home and I see her at work some more
    I even bought a laptop so we can make out on the floor
    I can't kiss her, can't touch her, can't give her a hug
    I reach for the mouse when I want to make love
    And that will get you fired if you don't lock the office door.

    She's my virtual girlfriend, and I'm her virtual man
    I log on to her love anytime I can
    I feel like I know her oh so well
    Every time she tells a joke I LOL
    Cause she's my virtual girl and I'm her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

    Her online love is so very hot.
    And if I get a virus, I wont' need a shot.
    It all seemed so perfect, but one day...

    She emailed me, and said I've got bad news
    You and I are www.through
    In my heart you'll always have a place
    I just need more, cyberspace
    And don't try to page me on ICQ.

    She's my virtual girlfriend, and I'm her virtual man
    I log on to her love anytime I can
    My friends all say I've lost my head
    I'm just caught up in her World Wide Web.
    Cause she's my virtual girl and I'm her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

    [Spoken] Man, I've got to win her back. I know she's online. Hey baby, please come back. I need you. What do you mean there's things I don't know about you? We can work anything out. What? You're a what? Oh... so that explains why you know so much about baseball.

    She's my virtual girlfriend, and I'm her virtual man
    I log on to her love anytime I can
    She brings me happiness, she brings me joy
    I don't care if my girl is a 14 year old boy.
    She's still my virtual girl and I'm her virtual man, yeah, yeah.

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    http://video.aol.com/video-detail/sir-mix-alot-i-like-big-butts/3611862798?icid=acvsv2

    We all started dancing shaken our healthy butts with our  "booblalious" selves and all the focus was yet again on the BW Babes.  As hard as we "work" we ...

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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited April 2008

    Find type to have fun!

    "Buns up it's HOT WAX time!!!!!!!!!!!" said spar2!!!!!!!!!!

    Luv was rolling on the floor with...

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  • snowyday
    snowyday Member Posts: 1,478
    edited April 2008

    piling into the limo. So knowing she's having a rough time we invited her along and told her that her ex is an ass and was probably just using her, and she will get her kids back and life will be good. But first come along with us and party for the weekend with her shaved head she looks just like us.....

    Loved the video, really cool, yeah know I', starting to think I'd like to save up and get a pretty tatt on my scar, the scar could be the stem of a vine of flowers. (Just have to get the nerve up first)

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    **Edited BUTT video...**

    wait...I'm rolling around with a LIMO ! LMAO...WTH ? Okay, LUV began rolling ON the limo and Depp still whining about a hummer we left him there while LUV was still on top of the limo we...

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    **That sounds pretty SnowyAffordable Flowers, Long Stem Roses ... (sideways)& pink !**
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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    we were looking for michie. Luv forgot to tell the girlz that she needed time off for good behavior. Michie was piling in her own car with her family and off they went on a road trip..... 

    ***see you girlz next week...have fun!!!! ***

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    LUV screamed, "HAVE FUN MICHIE ENJOY YOUR TRIP TO FLORIDA Cool W/YOUR PUPPY DOG WE'LL MISS YOU !!!"...... She didn't hear a damn thing LUV said under her breath. 

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    with michie on her family road trip we all decided to head back to bushwackers and see if we could come up with some extra stuff that our customers would enjoy.  We decided to have a whole body hot wax dip.  Not only would the skin be soft but no hair would be left on the body anywhere.  Luv was the first to try it out and she loved it, until it was time to pull all the wax off, she was screaming......

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  • Calypso
    Calypso Member Posts: 205
    edited April 2008

    "I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT THE WAX ON DOWN THERE!"  but after it was all over we all complemented her on her silky smooth skin and got her a hot date with...

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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited April 2008

     Who the heck was he?  A billionaire in disguise?!?!

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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited April 2008

    But, she was too embarrassed to explain WHY THE H*LL She had a nipple on her leg!!!  (see my post today in the I bitch I moan I groan thread...) 

    Everyone started to laugh, and then...

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    LUV said, "Did you say a billionaire?....  He is all MINE...a w/ a little clean shavin.mmmmmmm  thats right mamasita's - and he love me for who I AM...silky leg nipple and all." 
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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited April 2008

    hmmm... Harley wanted to use her dh's nipple, but it would be HAIRY!!!

    So, Luv and this rich old coot went out on the town, and afterwards, she asked him in for a night cap...

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    and said, Rule # 1 no sex, Rule #2 don't look at me like that, Rule #3 no kissing, Rule #4 No touching, Rule #5 Remember all the other rules.  He didn't seem too happy so I told him to sign my pre-nump and he refused...I said, fine I'll take 1/2 of what you have and we can call it even!  He agreed, ...drunk old fart.. CHA CHING! So, LUV had the monies for Harleys nipple...what are friends for...some buy you cards/flowers/jewelry I buy nipples!  So...

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  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited April 2008

    OMG!  TOO FUNNY!

    ...So, when he woke up, the drunk old fart couldn't remember where he was... LUV didn't want to be bothered with him, and she had her  money, so she called him a cab, and ...

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    gave the cab driver $20 and told him to drop him off wherever that would take him.  Luv picked us all up in jd's hummer and off to the surgical ward we went to harley can get that nipple off of her leg and on to her boob where it belongs. Afterwards we.....

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  • snowyday
    snowyday Member Posts: 1,478
    edited April 2008

    Thats the perfect tattoo,luvmy2girls, but yup sideways, the day I get the all clear I'm going for it.  Why not pretty it up.  Okay now I 'll read the last post and continue the story.

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  • snowyday
    snowyday Member Posts: 1,478
    edited April 2008

    grabbed LUV and she decided the best thing to cheer up Harley was to call Ellen Degeneres and get tickets to her show, hope we don't end up in the rif raff room....

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  • evilelf
    evilelf Member Posts: 1,066
    edited April 2008

    When Ellen heard it was the BW girls, she was estatic to have us on her show, she'd heard about us through the Vegas and hollywood grape vine that we were a bunch of females that would do almost ...........

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