Another Story.... Part II

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    just then, LUV comes running and hysterically laughing..I found Bradgelina and they are ok, but LOOK, LOOK what stole from Ang...at this point LUV peein in her drawers and showed us a pair of waxed lips..
  • snowyday
    snowyday Member Posts: 1,478
    edited April 2008

    Waxed lips...okay now we are really in the cash, if they don't stay as customers we'll send pictures of Ang without her lips, that'll keep them as clients and we can ask them to promote us more.  But I do want to go to Africa with Angelina, but I want to save the Organutans if we make a ton of money can we plan a trip there?

  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited April 2008

    Sorry, I must have skipped a few pages, when I replied to the last thread...

    It was a GIANT BOOB!!  Everyone laughed, especially when they tried to put the nipple on...   

    Since we rounded up a bunch of the regulars, we decided to have a BOOBALICIOUS party!, to celebrate the new boobs! 

    We all piled in the limousine, and then...

  • Harley44
    Harley44 Member Posts: 5,446
    edited April 2008

    DOH!  I missed Pearl's post... 

    So, we bought plane tickets for Africa and we all piled into the plane, and then...

  • evilelf
    evilelf Member Posts: 1,066
    edited April 2008

    Brad and Ang show their faces demanding that we give her lips back (Have you ever seen anyone with out lips trying to talk) hummmmmmmmmmm

    she's trying to grab for them as one of the girls throws it to another then someone opens the bathroom and........

  • Calypso
    Calypso Member Posts: 205
    edited April 2008

    ...those delicious lips go soaring right into the toilet.  Ah, well, said Evilelf, if we can live without our original boobs, then Angie can live without her original lips.  There ain't no part that can't be replaced, Brad, we cried, then started singing Miss American Pie, "and good ole girls were drinking whiskey and rye," but sadly we had none on hand, then...

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    Luv pulled out some her "homemade" "brownies"Cool we devoured them like we had never eaten before and we started to...
  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    gag and choke...they literally tasted like $hit!! michie asked luv where she got the brownies...damnit luv, I just knew you were cooking something at the bonfire on the beach, but please dont tell me it was the brownies!!! We know what happened over there!! EWWWW

  • evilelf
    evilelf Member Posts: 1,066
    edited April 2008

    get the giggles really bad cause the brownies were loaded with, then we started singing and doing the YMCA dance, meantime Angelina is in the bathroom with her arm down the toilet, the water is over flowing into the isle then seeing water all over the place we all decided to take our turn at the slipslide, while one of the girle was sliding she accidentally fell into..........

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    a coma ...Poor AJ !... Then LUV said, no michie those have a little of 'Enrico' in them!  Just then, michie  went  and did a nose dive and crammed face first in the baking dish and...
  • evilelf
    evilelf Member Posts: 1,066
    edited April 2008

    missed, she ended with her face in the lap of...........

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    "a lap of Luv" LOL... screaming "Nothin says LUVin like somethin in the oven those freakin brownies ...

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    who else, but the nice motorcycle cop that let us off earlier. This time, he

  • Calypso
    Calypso Member Posts: 205
    edited April 2008
    ...the urinal, as it was a co-ed bathroom.  (Are we still on the private jet, btw?) Luckily, it was freshly scrubbed and scented with rose water by the hot little Italian boy who keeps everything so nice.  Luv offered him a brownie, and he replied.....
  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    ***looking like luv is partaking in some reality brownies!! I'm cryin hereLaughingLaughing*****
  • Calypso
    Calypso Member Posts: 205
    edited April 2008

    ...when suddenly Michie shouted "lookie here at what I found in my brownie", and we looked in amazement to see...

  • evilelf
    evilelf Member Posts: 1,066
    edited April 2008

    Buy when she comes up for air her face is smeared with gooey brown stuff and something else gets her attention and heads straight for.............

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    so anywho, back to the lap lovin brownies. Calypso had a wonderful idea. Why not open a bakery next to the Spa and sell Luvs tasty treats?? We can really make some big $$$$...we took a vote and decided...
  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    ...when suddenly Michie shouted "lookie here at what I found in my brownie", and we looked in amazement to see...

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    A FREAKIN CUCUMBER!!!!

  • Calypso
    Calypso Member Posts: 205
    edited April 2008

    ....a FREAKIN CUCUMBER?  That was SOME BROWNIE Luv!  Was that your mother's recipe?, we asked. 

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    We all decided to buy the building next to bushwackers when we get back from Africa.  John set the plane down and Brad and Angelina had a 4 x 4 stetch jeep - room for all of us.  Michie was still freakin out over the cucumber in her brownie.  Luv just laughed and said it was an accident, it was green so i threw it in the recipe.  Calypson said we can not have cucumbers in our bake shop.  NBN wanted to know why she LOVES cucumbers.  So we are going to explore africa first and decide about......

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    Luv replied, NOOOOOOOOOOOO, I left NBN in charge of mixing the ingrediants...

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    LUV said, I remember telling NbN to add a little something to make the girls REAL happy! 

  • Calypso
    Calypso Member Posts: 205
    edited April 2008

    But here we were in freakin' AFRICA eating BROWNIES when out of the bushes came a roaring...

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    butterfly.  It was scary then we saw hundreds of them...then we saw flying elephants and a bunch of daisies! We were as high as....

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    a freakin kite!!! Ah, peesh-ad...who cares??? I've seen worst things in my life...pink flying elephants are the least of my problems. Right now, I just don't wanna lose the buzzTongue out We took the daisies and were ripping the petals off chanting...He loves me, he loves me not..he loves me...
  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    only they weren't "daisies" they were the legs off of beetles! Then, LUV's cell phone rang..."Hello?" ..."Hola vistoso donde eres tu' ?  Translation: Wink"Hello gorgeous where are you?"  OMG it's Antonio !  He wants ...

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    us back in the states A-SAP. He's having some "La Familgia"probs. Seems as though MIL Tippy, got in a fist fight over some Luv birds with a chick named Kippy while waiting for spa appt. Officer Skippy cuffed them both (mink cuffs, of course)...
  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    **Good thing for that Spanish dictionary ** LOLFoot in mouth

    So we hopped on the next jet (John of course) and left Africa...we are such giving people the African Americans were throwing sticks and stones at us while we left....hmmmm must be a "tradition" we were so proud of ourselves! So michie threw some back and we all thought that was real sweet to reciprocate the favor.  So, we arrive at our SPA and...

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    we pull up to a scene out of a movie. Oh the drama! Tippy and Kippy cuffed to a fire hydrant waiting for the paddy wagon to arrive..Antonio in his sultry, sexy voice welcoming us home...Hola, Mamasita's...Ive le perdió y los adora..let's entre el jacuzzi...

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