Another Story.... Part II

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    {{Kudos to michie...or cukes whichever!}}

    It was Enrique !!!  Freakin stalker !  LUV explained to him, that that was the past he must move on,,,, but first was he intereted in a massage or perhaps a pedi !?? (Business as usuall) He...

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    ***michie out of the editing room..

    www.youtube.com/mishl152****

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    It was Enrique !!!  Freakin stalker !  LUV explained to him, that that was the past he must move on,,,, but first was he intereted in a massage or perhaps a pedi !?? (Business as usuall) He...

    requested a glass of champagne and Luv apologized telling him that we ran out since we were soooooooo busy today. HAH..NbN polished it off all by herself. He then proceeded to take his socks off for the pedi and whoaaaaaa...Luv was gagging from the horrific odor and said.."Hey Mister" get you and your cheese doodles outta here...those piggies are stankin like...

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    {{michie...like our stories, the video gets better and better!  Thank you for our little get away virtual tour!!! AWESOMEWink}}

    ...aged cheese!  NbN said, she wasn't going NEAR those 'didgets' and began looking for another bottle. evilelf said, " Brang-it ! "  She put on her gas mask and started...

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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited April 2008

    ...to work on Enrique EGLISIAS' (sp.?LOL) feet!  How could such handsome "kid" have such fugly skunky piggies?!?!?! 

    G. bless Evil for doing such a nice job.  Thanks for taking one for the team!

    Well... it was very late and all decided to call it a night.  The Bushwacker girls all went home alone... unbelievable to have such a busy day and such a dead night!

    A new morning arrived at the SPA.  The sky was...

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    (((((heheheh Laurie...is that funny or what??))

    was the limit for the girlzzzz of Bushwackers. Another day, another adventure. The girlz started stumbling in one by one. Of course, Luv was the first to arrive. First one in plugs in the margarita machine!

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    {{LOVED it !Wink}}

    ...the sky was beginning to turn dark gray as the clouds and rain came rolling in.  LUV turned to Enrique and said, " We are going to be closing Bushwackers as we have plans for the Beach."  Enrique was so apologetic and left....the kid really needs to get a clue!  So, we all poured ourselves a margarita to bite the hair ....

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    Julia Roberts called this morning needing an escort to a red carpet event, who should we assign to her and who gets to do the makeover on one of our boy toys.  We can't mess up on this one it may make or break our reputation.  She said if we did good she would recommend us to.....

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    Antonio Banderas!!! OHHH LA LA....

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    the red carpet golden awards for free advertisements gift giveaways from  Bushwackers to all the Hollywood stars ! This would be great for increasing our business.  So we assigned Antonio (another scrumptious morsel) to...
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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    OH YAY!!!  Bushwackers will be the goody bag to be gotten at the awards!!!  Antonio will be working closely with us and oversee..
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    all of us, as if anyone could keep us under control.  We need to fly to paris, france and pick up some delicious oils and soaps.  Since we all want to go we will have to......

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  • Calypso
    Calypso Member Posts: 205
    edited April 2008

    ....make some money fast.  We decided to go door-to-door selling .....

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    candy with a free one hour trip to bushwackers.  We will make a fortune today and get lots of advertising.  The do it yourself girls from home depot are putting in a hot tub today and we are all going to try it out tonight along with a good bottle of asti spumante.  Can't wait for.....

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    What kind of items we will be placing in those givaways!?.  Only we spent all of our monies on the limo drinking champagne and eating caviar so plan B..We have John Travolta fly us on his "personal jet" We...

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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited April 2008
    ...so we have to sell some other kind of candy... Chocolate Altoid lollipops!!!!!!!!!!  Yeah... smell my breath... said NbN to Calypso(LOL)!  Oh the girls were so excited about this new idea...
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  • Calypso
    Calypso Member Posts: 205
    edited April 2008

    ....that we sat for hours in the Home Depot hot tub, drinking spumanti and smelling each others breath and each others...

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    John has agreed to fly us all the paris to pick up our oils, soaps, scents and potporri for the redcarpet bags  FOR FREE, he told NBN our company was worth it.  Calypso said she wanted to also put teas and coffees in the bag.  I went in the back room to talk to luv and

    lv2 and nbn had put a whole bottle of bubble bath in the hot tub and bubbles were everyone. spar fell on the floor in the bubbles and just started rolling and laughing, everyone was.....

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    Who's John???  If you are talking Travolta, OH MY f'in G!!! Talk about a frikkin dance party!!!!

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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited April 2008

    ****INTERMISSION**** 

    Who the heck is John?!?!?!  Big LOL

    And we were at the Home Depot, weren't we????

    (Got to go and have lunch... I have the munchies... big time... LOL - Later!)

    *****End of Intermission*****

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  • Calypso
    Calypso Member Posts: 205
    edited April 2008

    hitting the RESUME button now!  

    ...everyone was...

    ....trying to keep their Chocolate Altoid Lollipop out of the suds.  But it was soon time to board that private jet for Paris, so we toweled off in the semi-privacy of the HOME DEPOT lumber department and changed into our....

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  • snowyday
    snowyday Member Posts: 1,478
    edited April 2008

    and changed into our costumes and sang!

    I'm to sexy to for my scars,

    To sexy for my scarves,

    To sexy for my brats....

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    classy yet trashy traveling attire. Calypso was sporting her new...

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  • Calypso
    Calypso Member Posts: 205
    edited April 2008
    ....long black coat (ala Matrix) and sunglasses, and sang along with Snowyday and the others "...so sexy..!" while Home Depot had record day for customers as the word had spread around town that semi-breasted, crazy sexy women were giving free samples of soap and coffee....
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    and lots of request for an appointment at bushwackers.  Yes, of course john travolta!  only the best for us girls.  We were all singing and dancing our way through the airport, no one stopped us but everyone was staring at....

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    {{yes, as Spar said Travolta baby...I edited ...you may have not caught that oneWink}}

    ...our boobalicious 'bubbly' selves as everyone was saying " Look at the Bushwacker Babes !"  We talked about the gift bags and Calypso was demanding we still do the "tea bags" hmmmm I don't know about that one...Just then Snowy...

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    fell off her stilettos. Poor thing, she hasn't been out and about in quite some time and this "dress up" was a bit unfamiliar. She picked herself up, pulled up her panties and started singing...

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  • snowyday
    snowyday Member Posts: 1,478
    edited April 2008

    I'm to sexy for my shoes,

    To sexy for my blues

    TO SEXY FOR MY HATS...

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  • lv2cmp
    lv2cmp Member Posts: 1,363
    edited April 2008

    All the Bushwhakers then join in with Snowy and start singing

    I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
    Love's going to leave me

    I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
    So sexy it hurts
    And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
    New York and Japan

    And I'm too sexy for your party
    Too sexy for your party
    No way I'm disco dancing

    I'm a model you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
    I do my little turn on the catwalk

    I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
    Too sexy by far
    And I'm too sexy for my hat
    Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

    I'm a model you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
    I shake my little touche on the catwalk

    I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

    'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
    I shake my little touche on the catwalk

    I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
    Poor pussy poor pussy cat
    I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
    Love's going to leave me

    And I'm too sexy for this song

    while everyone in the airport gathers around to watch the show...

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  • snowyday
    snowyday Member Posts: 1,478
    edited April 2008

    While lv2cmp finished of our song, I finally stood up on my stilettoes and yelled we still have Brad and Angelina locked, holy crap I hope they are okay...

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