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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    LaughingWink ....me too ! LOL...DeJaVu yea yea yea

    Luv began singing the loudest AGAIN...as she began eating the chips off from her "friends" all while sipping on a frozen margarita then........

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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited April 2008

    ...something got stuck in her throat!  What could it be?!?!?!

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    Of course everyone thought it was the missing cucumber, but no, it was NbN's...
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    Someone do the "hine lick" manouver on her.  She was eating the chips too close to the neck and got a pearl stuck in her throat.  It shot across the room and hit nbn in the eye.  Okay, spar brought the cash register back but spent all the money on tequila.  So who wants to go to the bank and get....

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    ROTFL "hine lick" LOL

    a free checking account !? LUV had a brain freeze and a chipped tooth from the pearl...Spar2 began chanting ..............

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    I will I will I will go to the bank, give me the money.  We need change for the cash register so we can take everyones money for them about a daily charge of $1000 per person with 1/2 going to bc.org and the other 1/2 split.....

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    "Thats good" said, LUV it can be BUSHWACKERS4BC! "We will have to take on a client first, ( STILL haven't LOL ) but first What kind of Tequilla did you get ?"........
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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    Sorry LUV...got a banger, huh? I must confess, I guzzeled the Patron and subsituted cheapo hoping you wouldn't discover the error of my ways..Not to worry, once we have a paying client, it will be..
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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited April 2008

    "The one with the worm, off course!" said NbN, half blind and chewing in a cucumber!

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    Ladies we made the newspaper today, it said we didn't have a chance at a business because we were all unorganized flakes with one or none boobs or brains.  What we gonna do to prove them wrong!!!! I will take a valium and eat the worm.  Maybe we should.....

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  • snowyday
    snowyday Member Posts: 1,478
    edited April 2008

    use the media to up our business savy.  We will organize BW into sections, since Snowy finally brought the hunks, she also insisted they wore no shirts but white ties, ooohhhh.....that will bring in the.....

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  • lv2cmp
    lv2cmp Member Posts: 1,363
    edited April 2008

    client,,,yes thats what we need clients.  With clients we could make more money and then we could....

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    all take a trip together, getting ahead of myself there.  We will have a new grand opening with fine wine of course we have to clean up all the oil and chips first.  The carpet people came to lay the carpet and saw the mess and suggested maybe hardwood flooring would be better.....

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  • lv2cmp
    lv2cmp Member Posts: 1,363
    edited April 2008

    we liked the idea of hardwood flooring also but we still ponder about how we are going to pay for this stuff,,but never worry cause.....

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    It's rather evident that another oil orgie will likely occur, so anything hard and shiny will clearly fit the needs for the girls at Bushwhackers. Speaking of of BW's, what are we going to do about...

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    nbn's obsession with cucumbers, maybe we can have little cucumber sandwiches with our wine.  We want a high class spa so the oily orgies need to be after hours or for a few favorites.  We are going to do reservations only so we can ....

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    keep out the riff raff. I think NbN's cuke obsession will limit the sandwiches we can offer, and heaven knows we do not want NBN unhappy, so perhaps in place of cuke's we can use...
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    water cress?  peanut butter?  Bushwhacers has got to make it big because we need...

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    can't even spell it how can i be a part owener lol  Bushwackers!!!!!!

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  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited April 2008

    ...CHOURICOS!!!!!!!!!!!Tongue out

    Little sausages, big sausages, ANY SAUSAGES...!Wink

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  • lv2cmp
    lv2cmp Member Posts: 1,363
    edited April 2008

    oh leave it to NBN to come up with sausages I say under my breath,,,

    Oh sausages would be great cause we can use them for.....

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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    will do!! Heck, at this point, I'll take a freaken snawsage...I've been in dry dock for awhile...must be the new med.....

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    that are making me STARVE.  LUV said, cut Spar2 off she can't even pronounce Bushwackers! Just then a client entered our "Open House" Thanks to Snow for the Stud Muffins ! Yummmy!  The client said, she needed a massage ...........
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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    so she was taken to a back I might add well decorated room i may not c aan spell but i can decorate.  It was done in different shades of taupe, velvet and satins.  She lay on the marble table on the cream color velvet coverlet, the SM poored hot oil on her back and proceeded to.....

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  • lv2cmp
    lv2cmp Member Posts: 1,363
    edited April 2008

    gently rub her back and she could feel her relaxing with each deep run when out of the blue she heard the loudest noise....

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    NbN began to massage the clients toes.  michie asked, "What are you doing!? "  NbNmumbled something about "acupuncture"...and with that michie punched the client in the face.  LUV screamed, " She said acupuncture, NOT OK punch her !" Spar, mentioned something about a hearing aid and LUV called someone re: insurance then....
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  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    michie said...hey, don't bother with the hearing aid, I have lump in my head that's about to explode like Mt. St. Helens...and right then and there...poof the lump was gone...whewwwwww...that was a close one...

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    (ohhhh LOL )Wink

    lv2cmp said, I KNOW I can get some cucumbers and we can put it on the clients swollen eyes ! NbN said, " That will cost extra !!!!"  (She is very possessive over her cukes) The client was elated with our talents, even her migraine disappeared!  Soon BW's had clients lined up and then IN WALKED ..................

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    Brad Pitts, he had heard of our spa and wanted to buy his angelena a weekly reservation for a year.  Yea!!!! that is $12,000.  Chump change I know but it will pay for the curtains and food for a month or so.  Our goal is to make our first million so we have far.....

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  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    exceeded our goal this week!  LUV dropped the phone and said, "Hello gorgeous, wouldn't you like to get a little something for yourself ?"  He smiled and...............
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