Another Story.... Part II

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  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    we want to take care of all needs.  Snowy will be in charge of finding the pretty boys.  Maybe we can get fitchik to shop for the sex toys.  How much should we charge for.......

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    OMG...you guys have been busy! LOL...I missin out here I gotta get back in!Surprised

    a blow...up doll ?  I loved the other Raspberry Truffle edible one I had last...YUMMMY !  We can call our "Escort Service"  The............

  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited April 2008

    BUSHWACKERS!!!!!!!  (No cash register  for you if you don't remember the name of our spa!).

    So early Tuesday AM, the sun is shinning, the birds are singing the door of our joint are opened... 

    LUV is behind the reception area,

    Spar2 and Michie56 are decorating, adding more color to the rainbow zone,

    NbN is getting the oils ready for the massages,

    but who the heck is mixing the COCKtails?!?!?!

    I can't be PepperB because she is our bouncer!  She is frisking everyone before they...

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    Enter our Bushwackers! ( Niiice ) LOL  Harley insisted upon mixing the COCKtails something about more "experience", as Snow began burning inscents, and throwing rose peddles on the ground, Gug said we needed cucumbers for.....

    ( I think I've included everyone in my film thus far )Wink

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    NBN. She requested them for herself as part of of her bene package working for Bushwackers. Says they keep her calm when..
  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    She doesn't get it her way!  ( ROTFLMAO )  Just then the phone rang " Good morning Bushwackers how may I 'assist' you ?" First customer ...........

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    Oprah Winfrey, although she wasn't calling to book an appt. for herself, she was calling for Dr. Phil. He was in need a helmut shine. All the gals at BW's  scurried about looking for..
  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited April 2008
    ...a place to freaking hide!!!!!!!!  Hello, Dr. Phil?!?!  Yuck! Yuck... so NbN ran to the back of the building w/ her cucumbers, all of them and...
  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    wouldn't share! ( LOL ) michie was getting jealous she wanted her own.........
  • lv2cmp
    lv2cmp Member Posts: 1,363
    edited April 2008

    but NBN wasnt giving in on sharing the cucumbers so Michie decided...

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    to have the newbie "lv2cmp" go after her and show her how its done! ( ROTF again ) NbN wasn't giving in she..............
  • lv2cmp
    lv2cmp Member Posts: 1,363
    edited April 2008

    runs out the back door with her cumcumbers in hand in hopes that....

  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited April 2008

    ...LUV joins her! 

    But LUV decides to stay behind and take another call: "Good morning Bushwackers how may I 'assist' you ?" Second customer ...........

    Meanwhile luv2camp takes NbN's place as the massage girl with the most...

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    "Hello ?"  LUV hears only heavy breathing on the other line...then LUV screams, " It's for YOU NbN !" 

    ........"assets"  luv2cmp says, it took many years to become.........

  • lv2cmp
    lv2cmp Member Posts: 1,363
    edited April 2008

    what I am today and I am so excited to be in this business. 

    meanwhile, NBN is on the phone and still trying to figure out....

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008

    how to get us all calmed down together so she can tell us her news.  Ophra want to do a show about bushwackers.  It would be free advertisement but which of us would go on the show, or should we all go? We also need to get some curtains over these windows, the perverts are.......

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    trying to take a sneak peek...NbN gets so many calls its hard to tell the difference anymore! Just then two women enter the Bushwackers ( our FIRST clients !!! ) they had beautiful Knockers!!!  I guess Spar and michie thought they would look beautiful on our double door!  We decided to have a contest and winner takes ALL on goes on the show so we........

    ( And you thought otherwise ! LOL Wink)

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008
    are swarming the joint. Michie decides spar2 is the perfect height for detracting the predators, so she drapes a rainbow curtain with rod and hangs it over spar2 (alla carol burnett) and notices a cucumber....
  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    is missing again!  We are out of cucumbers !  Everyone glared at NbN

    only she didn't even notice as she was reciprocating the heavy breathing! ( LOL ) Poor Spar2 looked like ..........

  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited April 2008

    ...confused... as was NbN....

    ... she had run away from the Spa with her hand full of cucumbers, but she was still at the Spa!?!?!?!

    NbN started to hyperventilate ("I am in the spa, I am not at the spa, I'm in, I'm out, OH my head is spinniiiinnnggggg...!") and that was what Luv kept on hearing on the phone.  She had mistaken NbN's hyperventilation w/ heavy sexy deep thunderous breathing that was actually from Michie and she... 

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    she wanted no part of being the decorating diva anymore, so she pulled up her panties, sucked it in (as we girls do) and annoucned that...

  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited April 2008

    ...she was going to have a sex operation!  She was adding...

  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008
    she needed SpanX ! Just then Michie began spanking both NbN and Spar2 with the cucumbers and LUV screamed..."NO not spanked...SpanX you know the undergarment that holds everything in!" Michie dropped the cucumber and............
  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008
    tried to apologize, but NBN and spar retaliated with pouring the heated massage oil all over Michie.  Luv then opened the snacking chips and threw them all over the oiled girls.  Everyone was rolling all over the floor makeing a mess and laughing hysterically. 
    Can we really run a business......
  • NaughtybyNature
    NaughtybyNature Member Posts: 1,448
    edited April 2008

    NO!  We cannot run a business because the cash register is missing!

    Who took the freaking $$$???!

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    Kippy...who else???

  • spar2
    spar2 Member Posts: 6,827
    edited April 2008
    Maybe we should hire the private eye we knew in a previous life. 
    We have got to find that cash register, we have clients lined up around the block and can't even take their money.  We have no.....
  • LUVmy2girlZ
    LUVmy2girlZ Member Posts: 2,394
    edited April 2008

    It was Spar2 she said something like we can't run a business without a frozen margarita maker so she took all the monies ( the little we had cause we didn't have any clients yet ! LOL ) and bought one for the place.  Everyone still covered in oil and chips began to...........

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

     this is michie at her computer> LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing X a million!

    continue please

  • michie56
    michie56 Member Posts: 263
    edited April 2008

    sing old Beatle songs...she loves you yea yea yea..DeJaVu...where did I hear this before???

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