Lets start another story, please? I'll start.

...get a hotel room, order room service, and really have some fun! 

I saw some handcuffs, whips and chains on the  seat next to him, and, I thought, Man, I gotta get out of here!  I am just not into that kind of thing. 

So when he wasn't looking,.... 

I scurried into the closet to hide, only he opened it up with his toothless smile and began to laugh in this high pitched hyena sound!  It was dreadful just then...............

Paul McCartney!! 

I had been so busy, with everything that has been going on in my life recently, that I forgot it was my birthday!

Paul took my hand, ...

danced me right out the door.  It was the best birthday ever.  Johnny said..

I thought it was my husband, when he opened his eyes and looked at me, he screamed and said you'd better get out of my bed before my wife comes in and........

right into a rent-a-cop that was patroling the neighborhood - he grabbed me, threw me into the back of his VW and we............

laundromat where we had washing machine sex....ohh baby, the spin cycle gets me every time. After dusting the bubbles off my hoo ha......

up for a cross country drive.....I wanted to get to LA and see if there was any way I could continue my stalking of..........

...safe ...security guard - type guy, like me?  I always WAS a sucker for a guy in a uniform!!  So, I agreed to think it over, and...

He was sort of a "hunk" but not in that Johnny Depp swaggering sort of pirate or Paul McCartney sweet cute.....I just couldn't promise my all to him so I said..............

get some fertilizer and see IF he does grow on me.  In the meantime, however, as soon as I know I have enough bail money in the bank I'm going to.................

...I think I am going to give up these crazy fantasies, and try to have a normal life!  But, it wouldn't be as much fun!  Oh, well, I guess I'll have to find something to...

interesting!  It sounded like such a good idea, that I sent away for a correspondence course on sleuthing.  When the books came in, I started to read through, and...

invest in bugging equipment and hang out my shingle - the first case that walked in the door was............

help me find him, she said.  Well, I took down the particulars but when she said he was a security guard for a gated community, I had chills go down my spine - could he be................