Quiche or quickie

An attractive female server asks Cheney

what he would like, and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?",

the server asks.

The President looks up from his menu

and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin,

"How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the woman exclaims,

"How rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton," and the woman storms away.

Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers...........

"It's pronounced "quiche."

(Some will "get it", some won't")