THOUGHT(S) OF THE DAY!

So many times we need just one good thought to carry us through an awful day... so I thought we could start here something new (or has it been done before?!?!).

So, here's my thought for today, Monday, February 18, 2008:

"Handle every stressful situation like a dog.  If you can't eat it or hump it, pee on it and walk away."

February 29, 2008:

"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants".

March 3, 2008:

"Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative."

March 5, 2008:

"When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just chunky dunk."

March 6, 2008:

"I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place????!"

May 24, 2008

On a very sad day (they are all sad) that the count has reached over 4,000 American killed soldiers and the American people has lost track of the number, I thought this would be appropriate:

"Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier."

March 25, 2008:

"Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?"

By MAXINE:

"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma!" (Leave it to Maxine to say something like this!)