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  • JoanofArdmore
    JoanofArdmore Member Posts: 1,012
    edited January 2008
    1) 2004: Embarrassed;  2005: Horrified;  2007: Terrified.

    2)  1/20/09: End of an Error.

    3) That's OK.  I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway.

    4) Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First.

    5) If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran.

    6) Bush.  Like a Rock.  Only  Dumber.

    7) You Can't Be Pro- War And Pro-Life At The Same Time.

    8)  If You Can Read This, You're Not the President.

    9) Of Course It Hurts:  You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant.

    10) Hey, Bush Supporters:  Embarrassed Yet?

    11) George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will  Have to Fight.

    12) Impeachment: It's Not Just for Sex Anymore.

    14)  America : One Nation, Under Surveillance.

    15) They Call Him "W" So He Can  Spell It.

    16) Cheney is a Dick.

    17) Jail to the Chief.

    18) No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?

    19) Bush: God's Way of Proving  Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap.

    20) We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language.

    21) We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them.

    22)  Is It Vietnam Yet?

    23) Bush Doesn't Care About White People, either.

    24) Where Are We Going?  And Why Are We In This Hand Basket?

    25) You Elected Him.  You Deserve Him.

    26) When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46.

    27) The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th  Century.
  • NoH8
    NoH8 Member Posts: 2,726
    edited January 2008

    Those are great Joan! I've been waiting for 1/20/09 for 7 years!

  • ADK
    ADK Member Posts: 2,259
    edited January 2008

    I love them, Joan!!!!

  • mke
    mke Member Posts: 584
    edited January 2008

    I like number 6 and number 9 would be popular in Canada.

  • NoH8
    NoH8 Member Posts: 2,726
    edited January 2008
  • hooptiedoo
    hooptiedoo Member Posts: 100
    edited January 2008

    Oh, wow, I love everyone one!

  • AlaskaDeb
    AlaskaDeb Member Posts: 2,601
    edited January 2008

    I saw this one and almost ran off the road laughing....

    Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife for President

  • Calico
    Calico Member Posts: 1,108
    edited January 2008

    LOL

    here in CO "Less Bush, more trees"

  • sushanna1
    sushanna1 Member Posts: 764
    edited January 2008

    My favorite.  Cheney/Voldemort  2008

    Took me a while to figure it out. 

  • Paulette531
    Paulette531 Member Posts: 738
    edited January 2008

    Sorry Joan...love ya' but, gotta' do this! I will probably get my rear end kicked for it because I think the Republicans are few and far between on this board! But...

    DEMOCRATS-Making the world safe for TERRORISTS

      

    DEMOCRATS-Enabling the Poor & Screwing the Rest

      

    TERMINATE THE GIRLIE MEN

      

    The road to Hell is paved with Democrats

      

    Democrats-Hard on Fetuses, Soft on Terrorists

      

    Vote Democrat, it's easier than getting a job

      

    Vote Democrat, it's easier than working

      

    If you can't say something nice about someone, you're talking about a Democrat

      

    ‘HILL NO!

      

    Life's a bitch, presidents shouldn't be!

      

    No Obama nor Chelsea's mama!

  • Traci-----TripNeg
    Traci-----TripNeg Member Posts: 2,298
    edited January 2008

    Girls! This thread cracked me up!!!!!!!!!!! Some of those were so funny!!!!

    Deb.....are you on the internet while driving????? lol!

    Here's my contribution:

    There's a pic of Bush and beside it: WTF?

    LOL!!!!!

    Hugs, Traci

    ps I'm an Independent.

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited January 2008

    Paulette, I've announced on the "presidential" thread that I'm a registered Republican.  So, there's another one of us here.  I just noticed..you're from Houston.  I'm from San Antonio, but moved when I was about 21.  Been here in North Carolina since.  Of course I've been back to SA to visit.  Need to make that trip again.

    I couldn't help but laugh at Joan's bumper stickers. LOL

    And, Deb, loved your's.  It was a tongue twister.

    Shirley

  • JoanofArdmore
    JoanofArdmore Member Posts: 1,012
    edited January 2008

    Paulette! Thank you so much!!These are REALLY funny!I'm sending them to my Demmy friends!(who will also laugh lots.We dont just sit around killing fetuses ALL the time, ya know!(joke)

    I love you and our sweet Shirley.It doesnt matter in the least which party you belong to!You will NOT get your behind kicked!

    (As my husband used to say "I dont agree with what you say but I will fight for your right to say it!")(The kind of thing that makes you feel like killing a husband, but a true sentiment in this case!)

    Love you all, j

  • abbadoodles
    abbadoodles Member Posts: 2,618
    edited January 2008

    These are really funny.  Skewer all politicians.  They don't give a ---- about us.

    Tina

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited January 2008

    Joan, if we ALL agreed with one another here wouldn't it be boring?  LOL

    Tina, my thinking as well...They don't care!  They lie to get elected.  How can they understand how the "little" fella feels?  They just can't.

    But we've still got to pick a freaking person to "run" this country.

    Shirley

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited January 2008
    Oh, Joan.  I sent you BSs to my daughter.  I KNOW she'll like them cuz even I laughed at them.  Laughing

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