Adult humor

Awww, I was looking for adult humor.

Me Too! Well, here's an "adult joke" I know-it's definitely for adults LOL!



Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around

the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum

speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich

short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them

actually joined in.



One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky

Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a

firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"



Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and

held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.



As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold

popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of

insurance?"



Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coast er and held it up to

him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am."



As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of

her, Butt- Naked, and holding his "You-Know-What" in his hand.



"Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again!"

Good one lewisfamily hehehehe!

Jooooooooooaaaaannnn! LOL