Sumbich

A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he

wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies

and neighbors.

He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing,

eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the

women. At the height of the party, the host said,

'I have a 10 ft long man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give

a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump

in.' The words were barely out of his mouth when

there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and

saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass!

Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his

thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds,

biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator

through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. both

Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.

Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it floa t to

the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly

climbed out of the pool.

Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe

you a million dollars,'

'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.

The rich man said, 'Man , I have to give you something.

You won the bet. How about half a million bucks

then?'

'No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.

The host said, 'Come on , I insist on giving you

something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche

and a Rolex and some stock options?'

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what

do you want?'

Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed

me in the pool!'