Women's words

WORDS
WOMEN USE???
1.
?Fine: This is the
word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

? 2.
? Five Minutes: If she
is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. ?Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.
3. ?Nothing: This is the calm before the
storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that
begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not
permission. Don't Do It!
? 5.
? Loud Sigh: This is
actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the
meaning of nothing.)
? 6. That's Okay: This is one of the
most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants
to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.
7. Thanks: A
woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

?8 .. Whatever: Is a women's way of
saying F@!K YOU!
? 9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another
dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking ?"What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3..

? *Send this to the
men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the
terminology.
?*Send this to all
the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.