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rumoret
rumoret Member Posts: 685
edited June 2014 in Humor and Games

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:


'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited November 2007

    heard this one recently:

    good friends are like a good bra---they support you, they stay close to your heart, and they never leave you hanging! 

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited November 2007

    There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants.
    He explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients.
    Every morning when you wake up rub your boobs and say ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies.''
    She did this faithfully for weeks and noticed one day that they actually were getting bigger, she was very impressed. One morning she woke up, late for work and very rushed. By the time she got on the bus she realized that she forgot to go through her routine.
    So standing on the bus, while rubbing her boobs she says ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies''.
    The man standing next to her says, ''You go to Dr. Smith?''
    ''Yes,'' she said, ''how did you know?''
    He replies ''Hickory dickory dock!''

    heh!  Miss S

  • Nan72
    Nan72 Member Posts: 1,572
    edited November 2007

    :)  Thanks for the laugh

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