You will not beleive this

Love this thread!

Chemo-brain struck again while I was doing laundry and inadvertently put some of my clothes in with my husband's clothes while folding and stacking them.  We were at the car dealer when suddenly I noticed these really fancy decorative buttons on the pockets of my husband's shorts.  I asked him if he was wearing my shorts, which suddenly struck me as hysterically funny - I couldn't stop laughing.  You should have seen his face - he was so embarrassed he had to walk out of the dealer (even though no one heard us).  He admitted he "thought they fit funny"!!  (I guess I can see how he missed it - they were khaki bermudas, but still, he is 6'!)

But he paid me back - he spilled salsa all over them when we stopped for lunch!

I just saw these posts.  Hilarious!

Sue, I bet your dh was embarrassed.  He must have a cute figure!

LOL

Shirley

Well, Sue, I guess one doesn't have to have gone through bc tx to belong to this thread.  LOL 

I can't remember if I already told this story on the board (see sig).  I probably did...in this thread. lol....but i'll retell it anyway.

I walked out of the aquatic center with a pantyliner stuck to my chemo hat. I didn't know it till i got to my car and saw it in the rear-view mirror. i had on a new swimsuit and it had been in the crotch of the suit...i removed it and stuck it in my bag and it must have stuck to my hat.  I had even stopped and chatted with the guys behind the desk and then walked out with two women who said nothing.  When I looked in the mirror, i was like "wtf?"  Then I literally was SCREAMING with fits of laughter.

When I got home, I recreated it and took a picture.

LOL...horrifying.  nice friends!  LMAO.

i just realized not only did i already tell the pantyliner story on the board, i had started a whole thread about it.

i seriously have no memory banks left.

dotti-  thank you.  it did make me feel better! 

i think you might have even posted in the thread.  LOL. 

I had the same pantyhose/dress thing happen at my nieces wedding 2 yrs ago but at least the first woman that I passed right outsids the restroom stopped me to let me know that my dress was caught in my hose so I was not walking all around the fellowship hall exposed.

sheila

Bump!

I too have laughed out loud many, many times over this thread!

It was sometime just after radiation treatments, and I had pill bottles all over the kitchen counter. For some reason I can't remember I was on antibiotics. I accidentally grabbed the bottle of Darvocet and took two of those instead of two antibiotics (they looked the same...big white horse pills). I am normally very sensitive to pain meds, plus I wasn't actually in pain when I took them, so by the time I got to my t'ai chi class I was high as a kite, and the instructor kept laughing at me. That's when I learned to write the drug names on the lids in magic marker! 

Okay, I've got a little story. 

I was unable to continue working during BC tx, but I returned to work toward the end of rads. Of course, I was still basically bald, so I wore a wig to work.

One evening after work, I was headed out to my car and made the very stupid decision to take a short cut that led under a low hanging tree branch. It all happened so fast, I didn't even realize what was going on until I saw my wig hit the ground! The branch had swooped down, grabbed the wig right off my head and tossed it to the ground.

I scrambled as quickly as possible to pick it up. I had my hands full and I couldn't pull it back on properly, so I just kinda laid it on the top of my head and rushed to my car. I got in and looked all around to see how many people had seen me. Several people were outside, but no one was looking my way, pointing and laughing. I sat in my car and cracked up! I laughed all the way home.

Miss S

Oh .... has anyone else ever confused the car air-freshener for the mouth-freshener?

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Well, anyone besides me?    

Ikc, this is something I used to do up north to keep the black flies out because the cats would poke small holes in my screens. I used a clear nail polish to fill the holes an older thick one works the best. Good luck and I hope the oven cleaner comes off okay.  Chuckle!

Sue, I too, have tried to back out of the garage with the lift gate wide open!  Not a nice thing to happen to the car or facia on the garage!!!  My rear windshield wiper ripped right off the back!

I just found this topic and really had a good time reading it. How about we add to it since its been so long?

I dont have any funny stories at the moment but can relate to brain fog. Yesterday, I had all of my Christmas cards in a bundle secured with a rubber band around them on my desk at work. I was going to mail them at the end of the work day  but I know I didnt and I have no idea where they are now. I hate when that happens!