I forgot to tell you a funny from my surgery

Some people might just raise their eyebrows at this, but I found it funny/unsettling/worrysome that this happened from a person who was supposed to be a healthcare professional. 

They were doing the usual pre-op questions and what-not, when the "nurse" asks me, "Have you had any other surgeries?" 

I smirk and go, "Yes!  I've had eight.  How do you want me to list them?" 

She looks at me with a very blank look, and scribbles something down, and I continue on, "Do you want the most recent?  Do you need the surgery I had when I was in the 8th grade?" 

She gives me a sideways glance and mumbles, "Go ahead and get on the bed," and when I do, I see my chart. 

I see in giant capital letters, "AIDS" 

I said, "HUH??!!  Does that say AIDS?" 

And she was like, "Yeah.....we are required to write down everything you tell us....." 

As calmly as I could, I corrected her.  I told her that when she asked me if I have had any surgeries, I responded with "EIGHT," and not "AIDS."  

Oh my gosh.  I'm no nurse, but I'm pretty sure that even if I did have AIDS, would I say, "Yes, I've had AIDS surgery."??? 

I don't say, "I've had breast cancer surgery." 

Was it me, or was she a few needles short of a syringe? 

Ok, had to get that one off my mastectomy chest.  

Love and prayers, Deb