modern version of the Birds and the Bees

Little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?
The father answers "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway.
Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up
a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked
into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my
hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
one of us had set up a firewall, and since it was to late to hit the
delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and
said: You've got male."

Wild/Jan