This one really made me laugh...had to pass along

> Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrives and bets twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
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> With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... And squealed... "YES!

> YES! I WON! I WON!"

> She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

> The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

> The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

> Moral ---
> Not all Southerners are stupid.
> Not all blondes are dumb.
> But, all men..... Are still men.