Little Johnny

His pediatrician asked seven-year old Johnny, who watched way too many tv ads, while doing his routine checkup and just to make idle conversation, "Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?" "A box of Tampax." "Tampax?" exclaimed the doctor. "What would you do with a box of Tampax?" "Well, said Johnny, "I don't know exactly, but it's sure worth two bucks cause it says on tv with Tampax you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating any time that you want to."

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