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  • LuAnnH
    LuAnnH Member Posts: 8,847
    edited June 2007

    LOL, this is too too funny! See what you started Joan

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  • JoanofArdmore
    JoanofArdmore Member Posts: 1,012
    edited June 2007
    Wait!Isabella--what a totally awesome idea!!ROTFLMAO!!Wearing bikini panties UNDER the Arimidex belly!!Ohhhh, I wish I knew!!I tossed mine out-they betrayed me!

    Jas, some were silk-during cooler weather I wear (wore) silk undies too.I shop them at Symms, and many were by Armani.
    That was then.
    Since I didnt have Anabella to clue me...well no, they dont come in sizes to cover my Femara belly, or the bottom of it.

    You guys are SOOOO funny!!
    And Shel is hoping to get my bloomers gone.Let me hide.
    I have been thinking of something ever since Shel called them flossers.
    Is THAT why they use them??Are they to floss your butt?So that you dont have to wipe so hard, trying not to get a racing stripe in your panties?

    I'm in the "I'd be always pulling them away" camp.I hate when my clothes get caught in my butt.
    ACTUALLY, when I want the bare-butt look(feel), I simply leave my panties off.Like Paris?NOT!!About 60 lbs difference!Plus I dont have a tendency to wear short skirts and get out of cars in front of people.

    Hi Bethie!You know you saved my life giving me that mover.They are SOOOO nice.The rippling is a bonus My last movers were so nasty, I didnt care HOW much they rippled.
    I realized the reason I move so much the other day, when I was turning my mattress.Hello?When you move the MOVERS turn the mattress when they put your bed up.(On mine it's essy, you can see the rut for miles away!)Love you, Bethie.

    Janice you're absolutely right, and you caught it."
    "Moving stuff around like a lumberjack"Truely.Furniture, large full cartons, no problem!it's because of something I'm buying (of course) at Whole Foods.Something "--ENERGY", some caps made from royal bee jelly, bee pollen, etc etc.And .the best!when you open the bottle, there is a strong smell of flowers and honey!
    I may continue this stuff even when I'm not moving!It's really nice to have energy!Been a long time...

    Puppy!!!You are SO funny!!Those are even huger than my bloomers.And they give a whole new meaning to "Big girl panties"!!Love you!

    Thanks everyone, for the great laughs!Keep on being you!
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  • PuppyFive
    PuppyFive Member Posts: 2,808
    edited June 2007
    UHHHHHH even cotton panties get poop stains! I had to come back one more time before checking out for the night, I am so glad I did, maybe now i wont think about "C" and think more about my slingshots LOL!! Love You too Joan, goodnight!! Puppy
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  • BlindedByScience
    BlindedByScience Member Posts: 314
    edited June 2007

    P.S. My onc (tall, slender woman with great fashion sense) told me "Victoria's Secret is that most people look better dressed."

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  • PuppyFive
    PuppyFive Member Posts: 2,808
    edited June 2007
    one more thing Joan, You might want to offer your movers a drink LOL! Puppy

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  • tornadogirl
    tornadogirl Member Posts: 133
    edited June 2007
    Oh I am howling with laughter here! Yes yes yes, I used to wear size 6 panties. Guess what? My hips hurt if the elastic is tight. So I bought a bunch of size 9 cotton big bikini panties! They were cheap at Wallmart. Came in a huge package I dont know how many were in there...,

    When I wear panties, and my hips dont always allow it, I wear these huge ones and they are quite comfortable!

    Plus I can lie to myself and I feel I have not gained any weight down there since my panties are actually baggy!

    ~There is nothing better than wearing a nearly baggie pair of cotton panties in the color ORANGE!
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  • iodine
    iodine Member Posts: 4,289
    edited June 2007

    Ah, hemmmmm, curves=too much of me. LOL!!

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  • JoanofArdmore
    JoanofArdmore Member Posts: 1,012
    edited June 2007
    Dottie, are French legs the ones which are cut very high on the sides?Because I have some of those & love them.But some are too big, and they come up under my boobs, and parts of my Femara belly can be seen through the leg holes.

    Bubbles,heeheehee I do have some panties that are needing a belt.I've learned I'm big but not endlessly big, and too-big panties actually dont stay up!(But if I could get them in orange, I'd wear em!)

    Puppy, where have you been all my life, you hilarious girl you?
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  • iodine
    iodine Member Posts: 4,289
    edited June 2007
    Yep, those are the ones! You really do have them too big tho! Mine fit fine, they even stay put on my big butt and I love that they don't cut my at my legs. I wear the satiny/streachy kind. Fortunately, we have a Vanity Fair outlet here and I can get the half price.
    I used to wear the strechy/cotton kind, but my jeans and shorts fit better with the satiny kind.
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  • denisa
    denisa Member Posts: 160
    edited March 2008
    omg joan, you are on a roll....

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  • PuppyFive
    PuppyFive Member Posts: 2,808
    edited June 2007
    DH, was soooooo happy i got silk panties for my BD, he had to show them to everyone!! notice the lace around the legs!

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    Puppy (PS, next time i'll ask for french cut)
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  • sherloc
    sherloc Member Posts: 1,047
    edited June 2007
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
    Puppy you could cash in some of that dough hanging on the walls and buy yourself a whole pack of french cut silkies
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited June 2007
    Puppy, you made me choke. ROTFLMBBO (with panties on..and I NEVER leave home without'em)!

    You girls are C-R-A-Z-Y. Loving it!
    Shirley
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  • PuppyFive
    PuppyFive Member Posts: 2,808
    edited June 2007
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  • SheriH
    SheriH Member Posts: 785
    edited June 2007
    Speaking of not leaving home without panties, I wouldn't either, however, most of mine have so many holes from being worn out it might be just as well!

    I also love House, Hugh Laurie. He's so funny!
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  • iodine
    iodine Member Posts: 4,289
    edited June 2007

    What? You've never gone "commando"?

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  • SheriH
    SheriH Member Posts: 785
    edited June 2007

    I wear those dog gone panties even if they are hanging by a thread! Going "Commando" is like jumping off a cliff for me--way too scary.

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  • JoanofArdmore
    JoanofArdmore Member Posts: 1,012
    edited June 2007
    Puppy WHERE did you get this picture of me???
    oh.No.It cant be me.She has eyebrows.

    Denisa, lol woofing your coffee.Look out, these women are seriously funny (an acronism, huh?)

    Dottie, haha these young'uns are so busy with the floss they've not heard of going commando

    Puppy you can make a silk tent out of those panties.How beautiful, a sky-blue tent.
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  • PuppyFive
    PuppyFive Member Posts: 2,808
    edited June 2007
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Joan, Your not Purple!!!
    Love, Puppy
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  • rrs
    rrs Member Posts: 614
    edited June 2007

    Well, maybe they are "Big Girl Panties" not "Granny Panties"

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  • tawyna1
    tawyna1 Member Posts: 273
    edited June 2007
    hi joan,
    my day was stressful but now that i have read this i had to laugh. that is a creative way to dust. i will have to try it.
    i used to be a thong girl. well when i was smaller. i weigh 125 but it is all on my back side. i always thought i looked smaller til i saw my naked butt in the mirror. i would not want to scare no one with that big butt of mine. if only i could put some of that fat in my boob area. my grandma died yrs ago my memory of her is every time i went to her house she would say i think your boobs are growing i was real young i knew she was lying but they did not grow much at all. maybe she meant my butt was growing.

    i am guilty with the commando thing when i am in a hurry.
    running mom to appts , taking care of 2 girls 7 and 8 and my boy who has celrebal palsey. god bless
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  • JoanofArdmore
    JoanofArdmore Member Posts: 1,012
    edited June 2007
    Real glad to see you Tawyna!Good thing you came here to cheer your day.
    Laughing is fun!

    PS-Dont worry about the smaller boobs thing.I never had boobs till I was middle-aged.They came with menopause, fat belly, and...bc.
    Stay as sweet as you are! love you! j
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  • iodine
    iodine Member Posts: 4,289
    edited June 2007
    I have a question: Did/do you wear panties with panty hose? My daughter thinks I'm crazy cause I don't/didn't. I don't even wear them anymore, but I didn't when I did wear them.
    Just curious about others????
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  • KariLynn
    KariLynn Member Posts: 1,079
    edited June 2007
    Dottie - depended on the outfit and time of the month!

    Second is no longer a concern and I hardly ever wear a dress anymore!
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  • JoanofArdmore
    JoanofArdmore Member Posts: 1,012
    edited June 2007
    Dottie, yes, because I didnt like nylon next to my skin.I love natural fabrics.(The hose w/cotton crotch never stayed where it was supposed to, for me.)
    And as Kari said, if ever I didnt wear panties it was because I didnt want panty lines.
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  • PuppyFive
    PuppyFive Member Posts: 2,808
    edited June 2007
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    {{{JOAN}}} Thank You so much for all the fun!!
    Love Ya, Puppy
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  • tflowers
    tflowers Member Posts: 442
    edited June 2007
    Puppy...great pics. I'm trying to hold in my laughter at work.
    Funny story (at least to me) my son's friend came up to talk to me years ago. (he was 17/18) and laid across my bed as I'm putting away underwear. Very hard to talk to a young man, not mine, when he is laying across my panties and bra!!! When he tried to get up, he realized what he was laying on and was so embarrassed. It was so funny...and my son got mad at me for "leaving my undies out everywhere"...
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  • AlaskaDeb
    AlaskaDeb Member Posts: 2,601
    edited June 2007
    Oh My you guys make me laugh!! I'm a cotton panty girl myself...and yes, I use them too dust

    I have to share a funny story about thongs. When I was doing chemo I was in the feminine hygiene isle of the supermarket buying kotex for my daughters and there were 2 ancient ladies standing right in front of the ones I wanted too buy. I was waiting for them to step out of the way so I could grab what I needed and they were having a LOUD conversation about maxi pads. They were trying to find a specific type, for a grand daughter I later found out. They kept chattering about the changes in kotex…the “wings” confused them and they were trying to decide between regular and ultra-thin. Finally I couldn’t stand waiting anymore so I tried to help them find what they were looking for…which was a package of panty liners for THONGS!!! Yep, they make tiny little triangle-shaped thong panty liners. What I want to know is if they make a liner to wrap around the string???? OMG…I guess you had to be there, but just imagine me trying to describe thongs to these two old ladies, at top volume because they were both deaf….let alone the concept of needing panty liners that were triangle shaped….I thought I was going to split a gut laughing. I still want to know who would wear a thong at that time of the month….can you say Ewwwwwww?
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Member Posts: 1,376
    edited June 2007
    Deb, that's funny. No, I cannot imagine wearing a thong EVER! My daughter likes to wear them so there's no panty lines with pants.

    Dotti, when I wear panty hose I also wear my panties. LOL A friend of mine does not wear panties with them. And she does other "peculiar" things too. One of them (I could tell you a bunch) is iron her blouses on the inside and outside. I mean, she's doing double duty.
    Shirley
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  • MargaretB
    MargaretB Member Posts: 1,305
    edited June 2007
    Deb, that's funny. When my son was 10 or so, in the days before cell phones, I had to run to RiteAid to pick up school supplies. While I was there, he sent a message to my pager telling me to bring home pads with wings - took me a few minutes to realize that what my stepdaughter wanted me to bring home was not notepads.

    Dottie, I don't wear pantyhose anymore, even with dresses it's barelegged for me.

    Margaret
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