pharmacology

>> In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade
>> name and generic name. For example, the trade name
>> of
>> Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
>> Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
>> Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
>>
>> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for
>> Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of
>> government experts, it recently announced that it
>> has
>> settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
>> considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
>> Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
>>
>> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon
>> be
>> available in liquid form, and will be marketed by
>> Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a
>> mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
>> literally
>> pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer
>> call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to
>> the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a
>> good
>> old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the
>> new
>> concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
>>
>> Thought for the day: There is more money being spent
>> on breast implants and Vi agra today than on
>> Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
>> should be a large elderly population with perky
>> boobs
>> and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of
>> what to do with them.
>>