Oil Shortage

>Subject: Oil Shortage

>A lot of folks can't understand how we came
>to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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>Well, there's a very simple answer.
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>Nobody bothered to check the oil.
>~~~
>We just didn't know we were getting low.
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>The reason for that is purely geographical.
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>Our OIL is located in
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>ALASKA
>~~~
>California
>~~~
>Coastal Florida
>~~~
>Coastal Louisiana
>~~~
>Kansas
>~~~
>Oklahoma
>~~~
>Pennsylvania
>and
>Texas
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>Our
>DIPSTICKS
>are located in
>Washington, DC !!!
>Any Questions ???
>NO? I didn't Think So.