Camel Sex

A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post
>>in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he
>>noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
>>
>> He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
>>
>> The nervous Sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250
>>men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have
>>"urges". That's why we have the Molly The Camel."
>>
>> The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I
>>understand about "urges", so the camel can stay."
>>
>> About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges".
>>Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
>>Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder,
>>pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's
>>done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?",
>>
>> No not really, sir.. "They usually just ride the camel into town
>>where the girls are".

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